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| Darkness Eternal |
 Mar 17 2014, 06:29 PM
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#28081
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And me?
-------------------- And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed.
I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.” |
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| Black Hand |
Mar 17 2014, 06:37 PM
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#28082
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 Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Mar 17 2014, 10:29 AM)  And me? ...BEGIN SCAN.... Assessment THAT ONE GUY,....WHAT'S HIS NAME?.... *Easily forgettable *Wallflower in most Social Settings...I guess. I don't quite recall. *Was he Brazilian?....something like that... *Shaved head once, right? *Ohhhhh, Now I remember! DARKNESS ETERNAL *Brazilian *Avid Fan Fiction Writer and Roleplayer *Close Friends with Elizbeth Hollow: Consider him dangerous by Proxy. MATCH %: 4.12 Scanning Body Type: 45% match for clothes fit.... ...keep bugging Kiln. ____________________________________ "Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!" |
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| King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 07:01 PM
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#28083
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 Ancient  Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
Hey guys.
-------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 07:10 PM
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#28084
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 Councilor  Joined: 29-September 13 From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others. |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) Internet argument? Sorry Boss, someone's wrong on the interwebs, my people need me. Smartass™ Mode Activated.... ...scanning for victi--Ah, people in need of my  QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) CALLIDUS THORN Assessment *Equal Levels of Smart Aleck Response Capabilities *British *MATCH %: 0.01 AVOID ALL CONTACT An interesting assessment since it's apparently me that triggered this response  QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) MIROCU Assessment *Predictable Replies *Good Taste in Video Game Consoles *Swedish *MATCH %: 47.4 ADD TO LIST Hmm... Black Hand is a NES fan it seems... QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) ELIZABETH HOLLOW Assessment *Unpredictable *Depraved *Pretty much wrote my program for smart aleck responses. *Texan *Impossible to determine stressed from relaxed MATCH %: -34.4 APPROACH CONSIDERED SUICIDAL - UNIT CANNOT SELF-TERMINATE - RUN AWAY UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES *makes note for future reference.* QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) KING OF BEASTS Assessment *Kind *Self-deprecating *Creative *Gas Station Attendant MATCH %: 0.1 MISSION OVERVIEW: PROTECT I... I've got nothing QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) McBADGERE Assessment *Wacky *Impossible to define overall personality characteristics *Welshman MATCH %: 9.94 ONLY RESPONDS PREDICTABLY TO NEGATIVE OPINIONS OF OBLIVION AND FALSE STATEMENT OF NATIONAL LOCALITY. TO BE USED ONLY IN MOST CRITICAL MOMENTS OF MISSION COMPROMISE POSSIBILITIES. Not the only one around like that apparently...  QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) *Approaches Kiln butt-naked.* "I need your clothes, your worn out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa Scooter." ............ It seems I have no choice but to applaud you're creativity and dedication. And to back away, slowly and carefully...  QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:37 PM) THAT ONE GUY,....WHAT'S HIS NAME?.... [snip] "Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!" Look out! It's that one guy! Also... Hey Kobby This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Mar 17 2014, 07:09 PM -------------------- A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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| King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 07:13 PM
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#28085
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
Um...what's going on here??
-------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Black Hand |
Mar 17 2014, 07:15 PM
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#28086
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:01 AM) Hey guys.  MATCH CRITERIA NETFILE 542-897...... MISSION PROFILE: ENSURE SURVIVAL OF PERCENTAGE MATCH: 99.3467 PROBABLE IDENT POSITIVE TARGET ACQUIRED BEASTS, KING OF AKA: Kobby SET SOCIAL INTERACTION TO MILD ___________________________________________ *Judo Chops Kiln on the neck as witnessed in Austin Powers Film.* To no effect....pickpockets Kiln's keys and gift card to the Gap instead. After causing a commotion and several proposals from the patron's he emerges fully clothed and sets off to acquire the target on Kiln's Vespa. "Kobby, come with me if you want to live.....I mean a lift to work." |
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| Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 07:18 PM
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#28087
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Councilor Joined: 29-September 13 From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others. |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 06:13 PM) Um...what's going on here?? *Pulls up in a Delorean* There's no time to explain. Get in. -------------------- A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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| King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 07:22 PM
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#28088
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
 Um...I'm just gonna go with Blackie. I...I don't know what's going on here -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Black Hand |
Mar 17 2014, 07:27 PM
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#28089
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 11:10 AM) It seems I have no choice but to applaud you're creativity and dedication. .....BEGIN SCAN...... GRAMMATICAL ERROR DETECTED.... ANALYZING GRAMMAR Smartass™ PROBABILITY REPLIES...... A.)"* your" B.)"I AM creativity and dedication itself?! C.)"Cool! Thank's Man!" OPTION C CHOSEN FOR LEAST BELLIGERENT RESPONSE...... ....initiating reply. __________________________________ "Cool! Thank's Man!" QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:22 AM) Um...I'm just gonna go with Blackie. I...I don't know what's going on here *Grabs Kobby from street for drama sakes, and lifts him over to the Vespa* "You might be thinking what's going on right now? Are you a Terminator?! Negative. I applied to work at Orkin once, but they never hired me." |
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| Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 07:28 PM
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#28090
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Councilor Joined: 29-September 13 From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others. |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 06:22 PM) Um...I'm just gonna go with Blackie. I...I don't know what's going on here *Sigh* Why does stuff like that always work in the movies? Black Hands dormant programming has reinitialised, damn thing had a vocal trigger. He thinks his mision is to protect you, but the programming has become so corrupt it could result in anything. He might even actually try eating you. We've no way of knowing. Get off that Vespa of you want to live. QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 06:23 PM) QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 11:10 AM) It seems I have no choice but to applaud you're creativity and dedication. .....BEGIN SCAN...... GRAMMATICAL ERROR DETECTED.... ANALYZING GRAMMAR Smartass™ PROBABILITY REPLIES...... A.)"* your" B.)"I AM creativity and dedication itself?! C.)"Cool! Thank's Man!" OPTION C CHOSEN FOR LEAST BELLIGERENT RESPONSE...... ....initiating reply. __________________________________ "Cool! Thank's Man!" Hey, I'm posting in three threads at once. That said... *applause continues* This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Mar 17 2014, 07:29 PM -------------------- A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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| King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 07:31 PM
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#28091
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME!
I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Black Hand |
Mar 17 2014, 07:34 PM
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#28092
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:31 AM) Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME! I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol "We'll rent a flat from Motel 6. It's okay, I'll just put it on Kiln's Gap Gift Card. Just let me know if you see a See's Candy." |
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| Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 07:38 PM
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#28093
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Councilor Joined: 29-September 13 From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others. |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 06:31 PM) Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME! I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol Then I'm afrad you might well be doomed...  QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 06:34 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:31 AM) Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME! I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol "We'll rent a flat from Motel 6. It's okay, I'll just put it on Kiln's Gap Gift Card. Just let me know if you see a See's Candy." See how heavily corrupted his programming is? He's already trying to get you into a room. -------------------- A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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| Black Hand |
Mar 17 2014, 07:44 PM
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#28094
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
 Don't listen to him, I feel fine! |
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| Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 07:46 PM
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Councilor Joined: 29-September 13 From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others. |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 06:44 PM) Don't listen to him, I feel fine! Well, that explains the mask RUN KOBBY!! RUN!!! -------------------- A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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| King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 07:48 PM
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#28096
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
 -runs away as fast as he can- -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 07:53 PM
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Councilor Joined: 29-September 13 From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others. |
I bet now you wish you'd gotten in the Delorean
Anyway, I'm outta here. 'Bout time I was eating  This post has been edited by Callidus Thorn: Mar 17 2014, 07:56 PM -------------------- A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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| King Of Beasts |
Mar 17 2014, 07:58 PM
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#28098
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
DONT LEAVE ME HERE, THORN!!
-------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Callidus Thorn |
Mar 17 2014, 09:12 PM
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Councilor Joined: 29-September 13 From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others. |
And I'm back.
You still here Kobby? So... What happened to Black Hand??? -------------------- A mind without purpose will walk in dark places
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| Rohirrim |
Mar 17 2014, 09:34 PM
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#28100
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 Mouth  Joined: 18-January 13 From: Greyhawk |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 01:37 PM) QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Mar 17 2014, 10:29 AM) And me? "Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!" By teh Empra, he's back! -------------------- |
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