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post Dec 11 2012, 02:38 AM
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Here you can post about anything you want as long as it follows the Forum Rules. I don't really want the thread locked because people are breaking the forum rules. You don't have to stay on topic here, so feel free to post about whatever you want.

Thank you and enjoy the thread biggrin.gif

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Playing Skyrim right now and just got killed by a dragon. Great, the game just froze.

Holy crap a Lurker! wow. Lurkers drop a lot of gold. I'm Rich! Sort of.... indifferent.gif

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post Mar 17 2014, 09:47 PM
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Would sure like to know what list I got added to... biggrin.gif

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post Mar 17 2014, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 06:10 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:37 PM) *

THAT ONE GUY,....WHAT'S HIS NAME?....
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"Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!"


Look out! It's that one guy!


Has nobody seen Scott Pilgrim vs The World?


@Mirocu: Black Hand seems to have gone all Terminator. You need to get out of the house. Now, before he finds you!

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post Mar 17 2014, 10:12 PM
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*sound from pump-action shotgun*

-clack-clack-


Dont worry, Ill be ok cool.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Mar 17 2014, 01:34 PM) *

By teh Empra, he's back! blink.gif



......BEGIN SCAN...Subject Acquired...Begin Analysis...

ROHIRRIM

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*Ruined childhood.

ADDENDUM: Childhood ruined to exponential levels.
Unit is responsible for 23.7753% of psychological trauma.
Add to 'To-Do List' subroutine: "Write 'I'm Sorry' card to Rohirrim."
TIMESTAMP: 03/17/2104 1410 Hours. EXPIRES: N/A

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post Mar 17 2014, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 09:12 PM) *

*sound from pump-action shotgun*

-clack-clack-


Dont worry, Ill be ok cool.gif


You sure about that?

This is Black Hand. Well, sort of.

I hope there aren't any shadows in your place mellow.gif



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What in Odin's name-?

"Write 'I'm sorry' card to Rohirrim"????

Who are you?

Where's the real Black Hand?

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post Mar 17 2014, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 04:12 PM) *

And I'm back.

You still here Kobby?

So...

What happened to Black Hand??? blink.gif


I fell asleep lol


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:16 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) *

I fell asleep lol


"And I watched you the whole time....."
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post Mar 17 2014, 10:17 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 10:15 PM) *

I fell asleep lol

Or as the guy from NES Metal Gear says; I feel asleep tongue.gif

@Call - Nope, all lights are on! biggrin.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 09:15 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 04:12 PM) *

And I'm back.

You still here Kobby?

So...

What happened to Black Hand??? blink.gif


I fell asleep lol



QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:16 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) *

I fell asleep lol


"And I watched you the whole time....."


You didn't run far enough Kobby!


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:16 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) *

I fell asleep lol


"And I watched you the whole time....."


Hey, what you do in your free time isn't my business tongue.gif


QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 05:18 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 09:15 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 04:12 PM) *

And I'm back.

You still here Kobby?

So...

What happened to Black Hand??? blink.gif


I fell asleep lol



QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:16 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) *

I fell asleep lol


"And I watched you the whole time....."


You didn't run far enough Kobby!


Let him watch me. He's not gonna see anything interesting laugh.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:22 PM
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Hell be bored out of his mind rollinglaugh.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:23 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:15 PM) *

What in Odin's name-?

"Write 'I'm sorry' card to Rohirrim"????

Who are you?

Where's the real Black Hand?


"I'm a Sarcastic Mimetic Meme-Referencing Cybernetic Organism. Living Tissue over a Metal Endoskeleton, encasing detailed files of stupid movies, popular culture references, questionable websites with even more questionable content, cartoons from the last century and a half, and incredibly funny performances from gifted comedians."

"My outer casing, or 'flesh sheath' [INSERTLEWDCOMMENTHERE:ERROR-FILE MISSING OR DELETED] is sampled from the genetics of the user you know as 'Black Hand'. My mission: to protect JOH--SUBJECT DELETED; King Of Beasts. If there is no threat, then I am to create one so as to be relevant to the running gag."
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post Mar 17 2014, 10:23 PM
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Right... blink.gif

Yeah, most people'd be creeped out by that...

I'm kinda glad you didn't get in the Delorean now...

Aargh!

Ninja'd by Black Hand!

And...

Have you found a threat yet?

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post Mar 17 2014, 10:27 PM
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Speaking of the Terminator... biggrin.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:28 PM
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After reading Black Hand/SMMMRCO's post, I can't help feeling somewhat alarmed.

I mean, did shoot Kobby on a few occasions ph34r.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:23 PM) *

And...

Have you found a threat yet?


"You are currently the most likely candidate that can act as one, without losing control from my mission parameters. I stand a 53.18008 percent survivability rate in a direct face-off with you...or that's the code for 'boobies' on a standard calculator...I am uncertain as I've been abusing electricity and electromagnetic fields for quite some time now."
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post Mar 17 2014, 10:32 PM
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post Mar 17 2014, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:23 PM) *

And...

Have you found a threat yet?


"You are currently the most likely candidate that can act as one, without losing control from my mission parameters. I stand a 53.18008 percent survivability rate in a direct face-off with you...or that's the code for 'boobies' on a standard calculator...I am uncertain as I've been abusing electricity and electromagnetic fields for quite some time now."


"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise"

Actually I suspect you're odds of survivability in a direct face-off against me are substantially higher than that.

You are wearing a mask, which gives you a significant advantage in a face-off.

It's like walking around with an extra life. laugh.gif


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post Mar 17 2014, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:23 PM) *

And...

Have you found a threat yet?


"You are currently the most likely candidate that can act as one, without losing control from my mission parameters. I stand a 53.18008 percent survivability rate in a direct face-off with you...or that's the code for 'boobies' on a standard calculator...I am uncertain as I've been abusing electricity and electromagnetic fields for quite some time now."


Heh...You said Boobies... cool.gif ...

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM) *

*Approaches Kiln butt-naked.*

"I need your clothes, your worn out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa Scooter."

............


Dammit!!!!...Kiln paid for the extra special service again, didn't he?... rolleyes.gif ...
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post Mar 17 2014, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(McBadgere @ Mar 17 2014, 09:35 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 02:23 PM) *

And...

Have you found a threat yet?


"You are currently the most likely candidate that can act as one, without losing control from my mission parameters. I stand a 53.18008 percent survivability rate in a direct face-off with you...or that's the code for 'boobies' on a standard calculator...I am uncertain as I've been abusing electricity and electromagnetic fields for quite some time now."


Heh...You said Boobies... cool.gif ...


Heh, so did you biggrin.gif

Edit:

*Reads edit/merged doubleposting*

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