Amywhoo.. I wanna move on now..


The Cat™ is having a field day in our backyard! She´s jumping high up and chasing flies and the next moment she lays flat on the ground sneaking on a leaf

Sounds like The Cat™ is pretty sane for a cat.

One of the cats I used to have, named Random, would occasionally lie down in the road, or would stretch out along the kerb for a nap. That cat could tell which way I was coming back from, and would race down the street towards me like an energetic puppy.

Random sounds like a regular cat too, although not as careful as ours


Have an assignment now. I´m gonna fix a railing to a low-level balcony staircase I built couple years back. Heavy work indeed

When they asked for Global Moderator status I thought it was a bit weird.

That's some crazy stuff, I saw some people who were coming on regularly but never posted anything and were in the Banned group.

This one is a bit old (OK- "ancient), but then, so am I. And it is also culturally specific- but I think it will still work for most everyone here....


So a guy walks into a bar with a dog.

Bartender: "We don't allow dogs in here!"

Guy: "No, see this is a talking dog!"

Bartender (rolls eyes): "Fine. Prove it."

Guy: "OK Sparky, show him your stuff. What's on top of a house?"

Sparky: "ROOF!"

Guy: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Sparky: "ROUGH!"

Guy: "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

Sparky: "RUTH!"

Bartender grabs them both and tosses them out. So they're sitting on the curb and Sparky looks at the guy and asks, "So- you think I should have said, 'DiMaggio'?"

Ba-dum-tish!!!...

... ... ...

That is all... ...

That was a good one

"That is all"???

No crazy talk McB?

No humour?

EDITED!!...

I apologise...

Because of obvious reasons I find myself having gotten more angry as the morning has gone on...This has brought about the unfortunate appearance of "Less Fun Robert"...

I am working on attempting to prevent the appearance of "Bad Robert". Sadly, this may be unavoidable for...Reasons...

If I'm not here for a couple of days, this is why...

My grief over mALX took me away from here for a time...I talked to her a lot after her initial stroke...And her disappearance was...Sudden...

Therefore I grieved...

And some *Sex-act decided to take her name and try and do God knows what with it...

This, therefore *Urinates on, not only mALX's memory, but my grief for the loss of a good and dear friend, who always had a kind word for me and my family...And always took time to try and talk to me...Good, less fun or even Bad Robert...

Bless her...

This post has been edited by McBadgere: Apr 14 2014, 01:20 PM

It snowed again last night.

IT'S APRIL HERE, WHY IS IT STILL SNOWING?!?!?!

Pffh. We had snow later than this last year


Do what you feel you must do, Rob. But don´t be a stranger too long, ok?

Okay, I gotta quick question for anyone round here who's played the Mass Effect games:

Is it worth me spending like £10 to buy ME2 again, and get ME3 as well?

I mean, on the one hand, I kinda want to play out the whole story.

On the other, that ending. And it really is that ending, since I don't have Xbox live. Well, that ending and what I've heard about that cerberus guy, Kai Leng? Or something like that?

I'm also wondering about it on gameplay terms. I preferred ME to ME2, so I'm not sure if I'm likely to like ME3. Don't know what the gameplay's like.

And, one final point: Does the game need to be patched? Right outt the box I mean?

So what do you guys reckon?

I say get Action 52..

Well, you would

I've had snow as late as June.

My NES is superior to the XBOX ONE in so many ways; It´s DRM-free, needing to update-free, server breaking/closing down-free.... You name it, it´s free from it!


No, it´s not fun-free But it is problem-free if you do what needs to be done with everything else; take care of it

Furthermore, I have 100% complete and total ownership over the games to it. I can see them and hold them in my hand at any time. If a server somewhere closes or breaks down I can still hold the games in my hand and they will still be functional


DISCLAIMER: But hey, if you like the XBOX ONE, have fun with it! And if you like any other console or product whatsoever regardless of what it is, have fun with that too

The gameplay on the second and third is a little weirder than the first. You can run out of ammo as well, instead of having the weapon just overheat.

The plot makes everything worth it, as well as the graphics. Do it. Weigh your choices carefully and remember, sometimes you don't win.

My fish died

A [censored] you told me on KIK an Iforgot to reply

I'm sorry, honey

Sorry, bro..