I have nothing to say...No, really...Not a word...This may look like words, but trust me, they're just grunts lost in morass of grump...
Or Wookie-speak...
There's a proper word for it, you know?...Sadly, I can't remember the language's name...Those young people will...They're clever see...

...And will do research...
I can't do research...Well...Yes I can, see, I just lied for the sake of a joke...It wasn't even that funny...And...You'll note I never actually finished the joke that wasn't very funny...Perhaps this ramble was funnier than the joke its replacing?...Who knows...Well I certainly don't...I've forgotten what I was going to say...
Without words, of course...'cause I have nothing to say...Keep up!...
The man on the tele is silly...If you knew who I was watching, you'd think that political comment...But you don't...Anyone remember Jack Straw?...No, he's not a scarecrow...
Well...I
say that...But...Oh, now you
do know who I'm watching...Keep up Robert...
Exercise...So...Can't be doing with it...Too much...Exercise..
Keep up!...