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Elisabeth Hollow
post Sep 21 2014, 02:35 AM
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Blackie is naked, huh?

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post Sep 21 2014, 02:51 AM
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"I'm looking for Squirrela Connor."
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mALX
post Sep 21 2014, 03:27 AM
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 20 2014, 09:35 PM) *

Blackie is naked, huh?

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"Wait, is THIS your haircut?"


*mALX turns green, grows to giant proportions and rips shirt off*



"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!"




QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 09:51 PM) *

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"I'm looking for Squirrela Connor."



"It is I, Squirrela Connor. You must stop any and all aggressive actions toward squirrels if you want to live!"


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post Sep 21 2014, 05:04 AM
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We have received some imagery regarding the recent squirrel/cyborg conflict.

WARNING! Some viewers may find the following photographs disturbing. Exercise caution. Do not operate heavy machinery while viewing images. If you experience blurred vision, clean your glasses.

First, we have what is reported to be an aerial assault by a member of the Elite Rodentine Glider Corps....


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What follows is the aftermath... again, viewers with weak constitutions are warned.....

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post Sep 21 2014, 05:07 AM
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post Sep 21 2014, 05:28 AM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 20 2014, 07:27 PM) *


"It is I, Squirrela Connor. You must stop any and all aggressive actions toward squirrels if you want to live!


"Negative."

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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 20 2014, 09:04 PM) *

We have received some imagery regarding the recent squirrel/cyborg conflict.

WARNING! Some viewers may find the following photographs disturbing. Exercise caution. Do not operate heavy machinery while viewing images. If you experience blurred vision, clean your glasses.

First, we have what is reported to be an aerial assault by a member of the Elite Rodentine Glider Corps....

What follows is the aftermath... again, viewers with weak constitutions are warned.....


Keep it. If I can defeat her with one arm tied behind my back, I can do it with do it without one arm altogether.


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mALX
post Sep 21 2014, 05:31 AM
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 21 2014, 12:04 AM) *

*snip*

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"BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! The Black Hand's arm lays like a squashed spider in the streets of my victorious web of ... wait, wrong dialogue. Here it is: The Black Hand has been terminated, his arm laying in the street like a broken chia pet ... wait, is that right? Yes, I think so ... Er ... I, Squirrela Connor, declare this day a victory for all squirrels!"


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post Sep 21 2014, 09:56 AM
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Three things:

First- Sorry about the oversized picture blowing the page up. sad.gif

Second- Does a squirrel in a FUR COAT just seem..... wrong... to anyone else?

Finally- In my defense, the flying squirrel pic seemed... wait for it...

disarming.... (ducks)


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post Sep 21 2014, 10:10 AM
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 06:40 PM) *

Some dude got arrested for making iPhone shaped cookies and pretending to talk on them while he drove, then eating them in front of a cop when he got pulled over.

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mirocu
post Sep 21 2014, 02:03 PM
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I am still all alone here!!! sad.gif




(Posting to get away from that big pic ruining the page tongue.gif )


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mALX
post Sep 21 2014, 02:06 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:03 AM) *

I am still all alone here!!! sad.gif




(Posting to get away from that big pic ruining the page tongue.gif )



You are NEVER alone here at Chorrol! rollinglaugh.gif


Actually, I was out walking the female dogs - they like it when I take them out, even if it is in their own acre run, lol.




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mirocu
post Sep 21 2014, 02:13 PM
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I was alone! No one has been here from when I logged on! tongue.gif


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post Sep 21 2014, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:13 AM) *

I was alone! No one has been here from when I logged on! tongue.gif



I was still logged on, just had my page closed out while I walked the dogs - does that count? No? Well, maybe an assassin/werewolf/or vampire was lurking in the shadows? No? Hmmm.


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mirocu
post Sep 21 2014, 02:45 PM
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No need to be sowwy, mALX. Just glad you´re here now happy.gif


*throws acorn to mALX*


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mALX
post Sep 21 2014, 02:58 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:45 AM) *

No need to be sowwy, mALX. Just glad you´re here now happy.gif


*throws acorn to mALX*



Thanks for the acorns! Hey...these aren't chocolate covered like the ones Kobby gives me!


I always get up really early, but do the farm/house chores before getting on here - otherwise they'd never get done, lol.




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post Sep 21 2014, 03:00 PM
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You can´t have chocolate covered acorns for winter storage. They´ll go bad biggrin.gif


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post Sep 21 2014, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 10:00 AM) *

You can´t have chocolate covered acorns for winter storage. They´ll go bad biggrin.gif



Who was going to store them? I planned to EAT them! BWAAAHAAAHAAA!


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post Sep 21 2014, 03:17 PM
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But...! But...! You have to store acorns for the winter!! ohmy.gif


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post Sep 21 2014, 03:23 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 10:17 AM) *

But...! But...! You have to store acorns for the winter!! ohmy.gif



I'm more diabolical smarter than the average squirrel; I save acorns only as weapons in my armory - they make good projectiles.

For food stores - chocolate, lobster, crabmeat, shrimp, apple pie ... can't remember what else, but there is more.






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post Sep 21 2014, 03:28 PM
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I bet apple pie tastes better than raw acorns tongue.gif


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