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mALX |
Sep 21 2014, 03:27 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 20 2014, 09:35 PM) Blackie is naked, huh? "Wait, is THIS your haircut?" *mALX turns green, grows to giant proportions and rips shirt off* "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!" QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 09:51 PM) "I'm looking for Squirrela Connor." "It is I, Squirrela Connor. You must stop any and all aggressive actions toward squirrels if you want to live!"
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treydog |
Sep 21 2014, 05:04 AM
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Master
Joined: 13-February 05
From: The Smoky Mountains
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We have received some imagery regarding the recent squirrel/cyborg conflict. WARNING! Some viewers may find the following photographs disturbing. Exercise caution. Do not operate heavy machinery while viewing images. If you experience blurred vision, clean your glasses. First, we have what is reported to be an aerial assault by a member of the Elite Rodentine Glider Corps.... What follows is the aftermath... again, viewers with weak constitutions are warned..... _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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The dreams down here aren't broken, nah, they're walkin' with a limp...
The best-dressed newt in Mournhold.
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Elisabeth Hollow |
Sep 21 2014, 05:07 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Texas
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Black Hand |
Sep 21 2014, 05:28 AM
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Master
Joined: 26-December 05
From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell.
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 20 2014, 07:27 PM)
"It is I, Squirrela Connor. You must stop any and all aggressive actions toward squirrels if you want to live!
"Negative." QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 20 2014, 09:04 PM) We have received some imagery regarding the recent squirrel/cyborg conflict.
WARNING! Some viewers may find the following photographs disturbing. Exercise caution. Do not operate heavy machinery while viewing images. If you experience blurred vision, clean your glasses.
First, we have what is reported to be an aerial assault by a member of the Elite Rodentine Glider Corps....
What follows is the aftermath... again, viewers with weak constitutions are warned.....
Keep it. If I can defeat her with one arm tied behind my back, I can do it with do it without one arm altogether.
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mALX |
Sep 21 2014, 05:31 AM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 21 2014, 12:04 AM) *snip* "BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! The Black Hand's arm lays like a squashed spider in the streets of my victorious web of ... wait, wrong dialogue. Here it is: The Black Hand has been terminated, his arm laying in the street like a broken chia pet ... wait, is that right? Yes, I think so ... Er ... I, Squirrela Connor, declare this day a victory for all squirrels!" DO NOT LOOK AT NEXT IMAGE! https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q...d8SMtq284i7-A3QThis post has been edited by mALX: Sep 21 2014, 05:32 AM
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treydog |
Sep 21 2014, 09:56 AM
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Master
Joined: 13-February 05
From: The Smoky Mountains
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Three things: First- Sorry about the oversized picture blowing the page up. Second- Does a squirrel in a FUR COAT just seem..... wrong... to anyone else? Finally- In my defense, the flying squirrel pic seemed... wait for it... disarming.... (ducks)
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The dreams down here aren't broken, nah, they're walkin' with a limp...
The best-dressed newt in Mournhold.
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mirocu |
Sep 21 2014, 10:10 AM
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Spam Meister
Joined: 8-February 13
From: [CLASSIFIED]
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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mALX |
Sep 21 2014, 02:06 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:03 AM) I am still all alone here!!! (Posting to get away from that big pic ruining the page ) You are NEVER alone here at Chorrol! Actually, I was out walking the female dogs - they like it when I take them out, even if it is in their own acre run, lol.
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mALX |
Sep 21 2014, 02:58 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 09:45 AM) No need to be sowwy, mALX. Just glad you´re here now *throws acorn to mALX* Thanks for the acorns! Hey...these aren't chocolate covered like the ones Kobby gives me! I always get up really early, but do the farm/house chores before getting on here - otherwise they'd never get done, lol.
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mALX |
Sep 21 2014, 03:23 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 21 2014, 10:17 AM) But...! But...! You have to store acorns for the winter!! I'm more diabolical smarter than the average squirrel; I save acorns only as weapons in my armory - they make good projectiles. For food stores - chocolate, lobster, crabmeat, shrimp, apple pie ... can't remember what else, but there is more.
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