The new avatar looks so beautiful, doesn't she? I found him when I was surfing the Net for an appropriate picture and I just had to use her. Majestically mad and monstrously magnificent, a memetic memory of magic, malignance and mania.. Yep, I decided that he's just perfect. Couldn't find anything better than her, even among other Venerian Masks.

*begins kissing the new avatar with a disturbing intensity*

I love your avatar.

And not creeped out by it, like the Others are?

*Becomes even more creeped out*

Happy Sunday, everybody!

Not at all. I collected masks like that when I was little. I think they're gorgeous. They all broke and I'm probably cursed now but they were pretty.

*raises a wine glass filled to the brim with a burning, Daedric soul*

Here's to us mask-lovers then. May they conceal our blessings from those that would wish to take it.

*drinks Daedric soul, dies of burned organs*

Grrrr, what's happy about it? (grumble grumble)






(just kidding).








*mALX dons 'Cloak of Invisibility' and sneaks up to Uleni's prostrate form; steals blessings...*

*comes back alive with a jolt of energy*

And where do you think you're going, sneak-thief?
Pilfering blessings from people you think sleeps the Eversleep
How rude of you to do such a thing; now a curse you will keep
From here on ever after, you will be forced and be made to Read
Poetries of soul-sickening delight, until thy feline eyes Weep!
Forever more, forever more until Lions turn to Sheep
Until the Seas become Deserts, and Heaven into a foggy Crypt
Where rivers despair and the Winds dare not Reap
what is sown in the blasted earth, from where forbidden things creep
Until the sun is bled dry and the clouds be formed into wheat
I'm sleepy and out of rhymes now so I'm just going to say Jeep.

BEEP BEEP.

Vaernima calls me in the realm of nightmares, and I must heed the summons.

*mALX laughs at curse, waves blessing tauntingly*


"Catch me if you can, Kimberly!"

Nah, too sleepy for that.

"Slap my behind with a 2x4 and call me Kimberly!" indeed. Now the nickname sticks. I wonder what other nickname I'm going to create for myself.. *goes to sleep mumbling*

Oh yes, that.



MUCKLE DAMRED CULT! 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?

Now gimme your milk money! BWAAHAA!











I don't know if anyone else remembers this, but I do = you are the one that created Kobby's nickname (Kobby)!

So for that, I might give back this blessing, but not before I see how it works,






This post has been edited by mALX: Aug 9 2015, 07:38 PM

I just watched The Dark Knight, and am now fighting the terrible urge to start talking to Uleni like I'm the Joker.

It's either him or Loki...

http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/image/upl...jpeg-251217.jpg


"Let's put a smile on that face!"

...

And Loki it is!

Or maybe a fusion of both?



You wanna know how I got these horns?

Awesome helm!! Yes!

Well, you see, my father had a funny sense of humour, and my brother was always his favourite. One night, when the two had been drinking together, he stumbled into my chambers for the sort of heart to heart conversation that only the drunk have with their families. After much rambling, he told me that I would always be dear to him.

It wasn't until the next morning that I realised what he really meant...