I HAVE NO GREETING







... but I say hi anyway

N. and S. Korea apparently got a little spat today.

Its been fun, guys. I'll see you on the other side.

*walks into the nuclear sunset, clutching a Chocolate Chip Mint and Nut Ice Cream to his chest*

Y'know that ice cream's gonna melt if you don't eat it quick. Might want to pull up a seat and chow down before you gotta drink it

I'm carrying her box. It is her ruined corpse that was the result of my drunken stupidity.. We will die together and be with each other FOREVER in that sweet, sweet paradise that they call Generic Ice Cream Parlour No.1.

And how's that RP character going along? I'm dying to know their informations so I can, y'know... know them. And certainly not peruse that character sheet for any weaknesses us GM would exploit just to make you suffer oh dear me NO no no no what ever might make you think that we're running a safe establishment and certainly not y'know DEATH ROW OF INFINITE HAPPYDEATHS AND CUTEMURDERS

*ahem*

So, uhhh. Yeah. What's up?

That's uhh... Poetic? I guess?





I'm in the progress of coming up with a new backstory for him, otherwise he would have literally murdered Liz's original character in their sleep. And would do the same to both of Liz's characters. (Guild sanctioned Necromancer hunter)

I'm thinking I'll have to swing him through House Telvanni, over to Alinor for the Oblivion Crisis, then to Cyrodiil to avoid the Thalmor. A little bit of mental gymnastics involved.



My damn cold's shifted into a cough that's trying to hit my chest. I hate it.

N is always looking for a good fight, and if what was said is true, S was poking the bear at their borders.

So wait, why are you walking into the sunset? Aren't you living all the way over in J?


You better not go into any sunset!!!! Don't go into the light Kimberleeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!







This post has been edited by mALX: Aug 20 2015, 03:01 PM

@Callidus: Ahh, now we already have what seems to be the first conflict in the Group. A Guild Sanctioned Necromancer Hunter against two elite-level Necromancers! Haha yes! This would be fun! Strife and collisions between characters ALWAYS makes the RP all the more richer!

Sorry to hear about that cough. Do take care not to have a chest infection, eh?

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@mALX: Well yeah, but there's recent talk in Japan's politics about... abolishing old rules regarding war and their pacifism. Seriously.

Necro-hunter backstory's been abandoned. He's arrogant, callous, and has no problem killing. He'd have just slit their throats while they slept or something. I think the House Telvanni route is more promising. Allows for the same character traits, but leaves him able to participate.



No need to tell me that. Last one I caught put me in hospital for five days, and made me cough so much I actually blew a small hole in my left lung. It healed quickly but for a few days I had air bubbles around the base of my throat. Which meant I got prodded by doctors who hadn't seen it before.

It was a most unpleasant experience.

Aww, must've misread that. But still, it would've been interesting.

Heh, only briefly.

That is not good. But as a non-citizen resident, won't you be exempt from serving? If not, maybe you should visit relatives in Hawaii for a while? Urk.

@Callidus: Your character will suffer for your sins, my child! *evil laughter*

@mALX: Who knows what will happen, right? Its too early to say regarding these things, since Japan is still having a field day with itself about whatever it is they're doing. Ah, well.

Well, got everything but the backstory written up.

Don´t you destroy your enemies, when you make them your friends?



-John Henry Eden




Can someone please send this to both Koreas?

Gaaaah. Well, J is a superpower, as long as you are within their borders and under their protection you should be safe; (as long as they don't send you out as a soldier for them).

N is def not someone to tangle with, they fight with the dirtiest warfare tactics you can imagine; no one can survive a fight with them on their own territory. You have not seen traps in any game like they have for real all over their territory.

*cancels plans for conquest*

They excel in innovative ways to kill someone that is the slowest most torturous death imaginable - while exerting the least possible input and supervision on their part.

They lay traps that are inescapable; so they need no supervision; traps that wound on the fall into them with staves dipped in feces so the person will suffer horrible illness as they die of starvation.

They bury daggers in the ground (blade up) that just put a small wound in the enemy's foot so they keep going; but the blade has been covered in feces so the soldier's wound and blood become septic and they become horribly ill before dying from the tiny wound on their foot.

These people know how to stay in the center and lay traps so no one crossing their borders will ever reach them through the traps they have laid all over their country.

Anyone want to become the most feared and invincible enemy ever needs to study the N's tactics for warfare and defense, they are terrorizing without even being near the places most of their enemies die in, and don't even need to count the bodies/skeletons left behind unless they just want to later when the war is over.

That is why there were so many MIA's that still remain missing almost a half century after the conflict there was long since over. And that is why Kim Jong-il was so feared even though he was no bigger than me (5'2"), and why he could afford to be so comical - because no one wanted to tangle with him, he was like a demon or something.

So you stay safe in J or go to Hawaii, Kimberly! And Mirocu = cancel your siege, lol.

Yeah, I better go back and wait for my new NES to arrive

I've still got my old NES system somewhere in my bedroom, maybe I should pull it out too, lol.

YES!!!!!!


I WANNA KNOW WHAT GAMES YOU HAVE!!





*nerdness overload*