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Uleni Athram |
Aug 31 2015, 04:49 PM
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Joined: 19-September 11
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BLLLLEEEEEERRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Too bored to be insane right now, to be honest. What is this... chewy thing you call sanity, anyway? And why does it stink of weakness?
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I wanna slap people and tell them I love them
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mALX |
Aug 31 2015, 05:01 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 05:41 AM) Ahh, you don't watch Pro-Wrestling, do you? Well then, allow me to introduce you to the fantastic world of make-believe where muscled sweaty and oily men in briefs pretend to hurt each other, whereupon a trio of commentators make a deal out of it. This, my good sir, is a Five-Star Frog Splash. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfUZ0qG8nEAs for how I could execute one on a werewolf... I'm Uleni. I do stuff that results in my death. TEEHEE BWAAHAA! He got a "Nut Crunch" doing his frog splash; I think that makes it a SIX pointer,
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mALX |
Aug 31 2015, 05:21 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 31 2015, 09:47 AM) QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 10:41 AM) Ahh, you don't watch Pro-Wrestling, do you? Well then, allow me to introduce you to the fantastic world of make-believe where muscled sweaty and oily men in briefs pretend to hurt each other, whereupon a trio of commentators make a deal out of it. This, my good sir, is a Five-Star Frog Splash. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfUZ0qG8nEAs for how I could execute one on a werewolf... I'm Uleni. I do stuff that results in my death. TEEHEE Used to have a friend who was a big fan of it, but it all seemed far too fake to me to be entertaining. But that move looks to be bad for everyone involved. Especially if one of them's a werewolf. If you intend to do such a thing regularly, might a I suggest investing in a silver belt buckle? And a silver groin protector! QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 11:49 AM) BLLLLEEEEEERRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Too bored to be insane right now, to be honest. What is this... chewy thing you call sanity, anyway? And why does it stink of weakness?
It needs a bath.
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Uleni Athram |
Aug 31 2015, 05:28 PM
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Joined: 19-September 11
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Well that's one way of saying that sanity stinks; in this case literally! HA I'm going to give my sanity a wash then; let's hope I don't drop the soap, eh?
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Uleni Athram |
Aug 31 2015, 05:45 PM
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Master
Joined: 19-September 11
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Which is why, if I ever find myself in prison, I'll get a tattoo at the middle of my buttocks that says, "Please, kind sir. Please don't."
Yeah this is kinda low and crass humor, but it gets me every time LOL
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Callidus Thorn |
Aug 31 2015, 08:22 PM
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Councilor
Joined: 29-September 13
From: Midgard, Cyrodiil, one or two others.
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 07:26 PM) *shrugs*
Seemed like a good nickname as any (at least, to my Sheogorath-kissed mind.)
Huh... I was expecting something inspired and mad Uleni. I guess Sheogorath's not that good a kisser
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mirocu |
Sep 1 2015, 11:40 AM
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Spam Meister
Joined: 8-February 13
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QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 31 2015, 06:51 PM) QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 12:45 PM) Which is why, if I ever find myself in prison, I'll get a tattoo at the middle of my buttocks that says, "Please, kind sir. Please don't."
Yeah this is kinda low and crass humor, but it gets me every time LOL
"Exit Only" Good advice And Uleni being too bored to be insane? Didnīt think that was possible..
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Lol birdIt matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Uleni Athram |
Sep 1 2015, 12:16 PM
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Master
Joined: 19-September 11
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Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
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Uleni Athram |
Sep 1 2015, 12:37 PM
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Joined: 19-September 11
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In so many ways.
:cool:
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mALX |
Sep 1 2015, 08:06 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 07:16 AM) Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
I love places like this, we have only a couple like that in the area I live, and they are my favorite places. One is also a Chinese restaurant, and ever only has a couple people in there and always the same so I wonder if they are also relatives. But they have the best crab Rangoons I've ever tasted, I go there just for them, lol.
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Rohirrim |
Sep 1 2015, 08:51 PM
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Mouth
Joined: 18-January 13
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 1 2015, 03:06 PM) QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 07:16 AM) Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
I love places like this, we have only a couple like that in the area I live, and they are my favorite places. One is also a Chinese restaurant, and ever only has a couple people in there and always the same so I wonder if they are also relatives. But they have the best crab Rangoons I've ever tasted, I go there just for them, lol. Ah yes, Crab Rangoon, that undeniably authentic cuisine enjoyed by people all over China. /s
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mALX |
Sep 1 2015, 08:56 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 14-March 10
From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN
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QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 1 2015, 03:51 PM) QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 1 2015, 03:06 PM) QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 07:16 AM) Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
I love places like this, we have only a couple like that in the area I live, and they are my favorite places. One is also a Chinese restaurant, and ever only has a couple people in there and always the same so I wonder if they are also relatives. But they have the best crab Rangoons I've ever tasted, I go there just for them, lol. Ah yes, Crab Rangoon, that undeniably authentic cuisine enjoyed by people all over China. /s I have no idea if it is an authentic food or not, only that it is delish and I love it, lol.
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