My goodness, such fantastic captions make for a very hard choice! Thank you all for the clever entries!

I'm going to pass the cake to ghastley for recognizing one of the big advantages of a conjured bow. Don't go bathing without it!

Your turn, ghastley!

It took a while to find a decent one.

Caption this

It's from Kothet's game. He's already defeated Alduin, and collected all but one of the Dragon Priest masks, so now he has to do this quest line to get the final one.

You, the tall one. You haven't said much. What are your thoughts regarding this debate over learning something practical instead of focusing on the hazards inherent to the imprudent use of magic?

"OKAY! I'll take a bath, no need for physical violence..."

"Sorry, pal. This isn´t Assassin´s Creed"






...too far-fetched..?

"Tolfdir! We know you took the last twinkie..."

Now the Khajiit is no longer unusual.

This post has been edited by Lopov: Mar 20 2016, 09:11 PM

I was thinking along the lines of

Brelyna: "No I didn't! He really is a Dremora"

since she's the one speaking, judging by her animation.

And the nearest to that is:

SubRosa's (assuming Brelyna was saying it)

"Oh... I thought you were gonna bring the camera"

Ahhhh. This should keep me breathing comfortably for a long time!

Mr. Burke: "What the...? ARGH! Why did you do that? I told you NOT to push the button until I got the stash of caps and weapons out of my house in Megaton!"

Loviatar says nothing; but with a faint hint of a smile envisions the trip to Tenpenny Tower heavily laden with Burke's stash of loot, which now rested in the safe in her new suite at the Tower.

"Alright, Burke, now it's pay time. Else you'll suffer fate worse than those in Megaton - I'm getting hungry, you see..."

I am going to give the to Acadian, for remembering that Loviatar can only breathe poisonous or irradiated air. Though Lopov comes in a close second for noting Lovie's dietary habits...

Thank you, SubRosa.

Caption this!

"And now, for my final trick, I will make this bed levitate!"

Well, that teaches me not to learn spells from Brelyna.

Buffy: "Oh by Mara! Someone throwing out this nice bed? Just let me ... "

Guard: *Cough*

Buffy: "Er...oops! Just looking."

'Guards will comment on your abilities if you're proficient in the school of Conjuration: "Hail, Summoner! Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?"

In this case, Buffy took the passing guard's comment quite literally and, fortunately, has the skill to deliver.

Although that didn't really come through in the captions, I greatly appreciate them all. With a nod to Buffy's buddy Brelyna, the cake then goes to ghastley!