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mirocu
post Apr 22 2016, 10:16 AM
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I have no less than four witnesses who clearly remembers it, including her husband. Interestingly enough, my aunt herself doesnīt remember it..


But now you may see why we donīt speak.

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post Apr 22 2016, 10:23 AM
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That I do. Wow.

Come to think of it, I don't think I'll be speaking much to one of my aunts tomorrow. Last time I saw her she kind of freaked out a little when she saw I had a beard, so some of the family think she's pogonophobic laugh.gif


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post Apr 22 2016, 10:28 AM
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Thereīs always a phobia or an -ism, isnīt there? tongue.gif Well, Iīm glad you donīt have the same issue with your relatives as I do. My cousin is quite giggly and naive too but sheīs 40 years old and I canīt stand her rollinglaugh.gif

Also, we never had any contact whatsoever when we grew up. Donīt want it now either, honestly.



Friends you choose, relatives you get.



Floody smell. I better go back and watch the Hurt Locker video again.


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post Apr 22 2016, 06:05 PM
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No fairly and democratically elected leader ever rules from on top of a giant robot spider...


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post Apr 22 2016, 06:44 PM
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Lot of boxes ticked there for the world we live in, wouldnīt you say?


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post Apr 22 2016, 09:35 PM
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I guess now would be a bad time to mention the giant robotic spider I've recently commissioned?

It's really cool. It's got anti-aircraft guns, fore and aft mounted laser turrets, and access to a city-wide surveillance grid. It even came with it's own genetically-modified security force

I mean sure, after that vid there are bound to be questions, but honestly, I only bought it because I thought the one in Wild Wild West looked really cool, but I wanted something more modern.

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post Apr 22 2016, 09:38 PM
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Hmm. I wonder if that spider of yours is slug-proof.



Only one way to find out, I guess cool.gif


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post Apr 22 2016, 09:48 PM
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Bullets, bombs, and artillery too, according to the brochure. And the saleswoman(who was very good looking and sincere) even offered me a free ten year guarantee. biggrin.gif


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post Apr 22 2016, 09:50 PM
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But how well does it withstand water sprayed from a garden hose? wink.gif


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post Apr 22 2016, 09:53 PM
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I don't think that can really be considered a threat to anything, let a lone a 60-foot tall armour-plated robotic spider.

Did I mention the paint job? It's a really cool dark green, with nickel-edging. biggrin.gif


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post Apr 22 2016, 09:55 PM
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But what if the water softens the ground to the point the spiderīs feet will just sink through endless mud, unable to get up?



Eh? Eh? hubbahubba.gif


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post Apr 22 2016, 09:57 PM
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Ah, this is an urban spider, city use only. So if I took it into a park that you'd somehow managed to flood I might have a problem, but in that scenario I'd just send in the weaponised drones instead.


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post Apr 22 2016, 10:04 PM
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So you knock me off for having guns but you order a giant spider with laser canons and drones?


Marvelous doublestandard you got there rollinglaugh.gif


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post Apr 22 2016, 10:08 PM
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Well, in my defense I didn't buy it for the guns, and it would cost extra to have them all removed.

Besides, I need something to defend myself from the inevitable horde of misinformed people trying to characterise me as some dystopian overlord and overthrow me.


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post Apr 22 2016, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 22 2016, 11:08 PM) *

Besides, I need something to defend myself from the inevitable horde of misinformed people trying to characterise me as some dystopian overlord and overthrow me.

I wonder wherever they got that idea from? rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif



Anyway, off to bed!


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post Apr 22 2016, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 22 2016, 05:04 PM) *

So you knock me off for having guns but you order a giant spider with laser canons and drones?


Marvelous doublestandard you got there rollinglaugh.gif



This spider ROCKS!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7vwRC6SFE





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post Apr 22 2016, 10:29 PM
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He needs to make it a lot bigger if Callidus is going to rule from atop it...


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post Apr 22 2016, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 22 2016, 05:29 PM) *

He needs to make it a lot bigger if Callidus is going to rule from atop it...




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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 22 2016, 01:05 PM) *



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post Apr 23 2016, 06:31 AM
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Ayy lmao


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post Apr 23 2016, 07:18 AM
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Kobby!




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