Cast Safe Direction Home. comes up; N, NW, NE, SW, SE. Hmmm, Definitely not south. Yeah, I think I’ll go south?

So... a classic pentagram. Start at the left bottom fire. Walk to top one, making sure to spread goat droppings evenly... Check. Walk to the bottom right one, now the same with fairy dust... Check. Off to the left fire - it's rooster feathers... those are tricky... don't fall evenly... drat. Ok. Fix. Check. Now walk to the right fire, spread roasted baliwog legs... err... or was it eggs? Hmm... Let's settle on legs... Check. And now for the home stretch - back to the left bottom fire, spreading virgin mermaid tears... Got them here somewhere... A clear vile... Smells vile too... Got to be the right thing... Check. Ah! And now the incantation:

By Fire and Ice and Everything Nice,
By Truths and Lies and Chocolate Eyes,
By Dreams and Terrors and Everyday Errors,
Hear me and Obey:
I am the Greatest Wizard of Present Day!

Big fires start small.

Aw, hee hee hee that's very touching, Lena. Love the incantation.

That's Luci Pheria, my insane Wizard of Oz witch. At the time I had no idea why she got that idea to throw 5 torches on the ground... had nothing to do with Night Mother or Sithis or anything in-game. Seems your caption provides some insight.

Thank you, Renee!

Alright! Caption this! Click image to enlarge. Click again to get rid of the frame.

"Elrond learned that day that if a customer says he wants the From Dusk Til Dawn tattoo, he probably means it"

"Once again, you've dug yourself a hole. Well I'm not gonna get you out of it this time, Arador!"



[mirocu: I will try uploading my pic on Imgur then I'll message you. It's one of the ancient pics from the old days, electrical tape over the compass!]

"WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? You've never heard of a mud bath before?"

Quicksand! Throw me a rope or something! Help me out here!

Well, this customer was all too glad to send Azura packing.
But the crow gets the cake!

For those who wonder, the original caption for this picture was "Collision in Morroblivion".

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Thanks, Lena!

I don't have many interesting pics, but Caption this!

What? You ain't no guard! Not with that daedric dagger! I don't answer to you!

"Ya got some hot propert-- whoa!... err... hot proposition... is what I meant to say. Yeah, that!"

The honorary guard and the stationary drunk

No, a fencing instructor teaches sword-play. It has nothing to do with stolen goods.

Good entries I will say and Lopov gets it with this very apt description!


Tidbit: If your character sits in Regner's chair before he exits the house in the morning, he will just stand in front of the door and look straight ahead, not moving until you leave his chair.

That's awesome. Love little features we notice here and there.

Okay, then caption this.

Well it kind of goes like this: It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.! Everybody! Y.M.C.A...

(...ah man... am I in trouble here? )

Touchdown!