I'm doing it again! Watching videos of driving through beautiful American neighbourhoods!


In a parallell universe I wanna live there

Those neighborhoods are probably ruled by draconian Home Owner’s Associations.

Home owner: “I just bought this home! It’s mine to do whatever I want with!

Home Owner’s Association: “Well hang on just a minute there big guy! Here’s a list of the covenants.”

Land of the free my patootee.

This post has been edited by TheCheshireKhajiit: Mar 23 2025, 11:26 PM

Not much going on here on my end, just waiting for payday so I can buy...this!!!

Reminds me of that episode of the X-files where Mulder fakely moves into a house but some gits come up and tell him he can't move in past 8 PM. Pffh. If that was me I'd go "You may say that but my friends Smith and Wesson say otherwise"


And THIS reminds me of the days when I could actually buy stuff online. Now it's become impossible because I don't have BankID which requires having a smartphone in the first place

You better also have a good lawyer if you go that route, lol


That looks fun!

I know.


Again: pffh.



Land of the free somewhat free maybe as long as you don't buy a house.

I like to call it the Splinter Cell Special ! Hell I might go ahead and buy an airsoft FN 5.7 to go with it .

As for my Famas. Though it may be just an entry level airsoft gun that's 100% plastic, it does get the job done, looks cool and possibly customizable if I can only figure out how to remove the plastic outer barrel and replace it with a metal one.

My tax papers have finally arrived. I usually get some moneyz back, lemme see how mu - Oh.




Oh.

Nice return?

And here I am, can't even get a pistol for self defense

But look at the bright side - no grannies'll be shooting your toodles.

I did shoot the Swedish k-pist at one point. Quite fun little burp gun

This post has been edited by mirocu: Mar 26 2025, 06:34 PM

Neat!

It's not a good looking gun but it works. Very sensitive trigger; when shooting one round at a time and your concentration isn't 100%, the gun goes BRRRRRP and the mag is empty

This post has been edited by mirocu: Mar 26 2025, 08:08 PM

For some reason an old joke popped into my mind last night. (No, I wasn't thinking about myself.) Here it is, as best as I can recollect it.


Two gentlemen are talking in a bar, reflecting on their home lives. The first mentions a recently departed favorite pet. The second responds:

"The wife and I have a pet skunk. It sleeps beneath our bed."

Gentleman 1: "Oh? What about the smell?"

Gentleman 2: "It'll get used to it. I did."

Why do I feel like that joke probably came from Rodney Dangerfield?

Decrepit the standup comedian



Also; Welp: another day off tomorrow due to having naff all to do. Thank goodness I get a nifty tax return later


Also also; is Florida gun friendly?

This post has been edited by mirocu: Mar 27 2025, 07:12 PM

I think so. It’s no Texas, but it’s Governor is a Republican so I don’t think they have passed any strict gun control laws.

This post has been edited by TheCheshireKhajiit: Mar 27 2025, 09:26 PM