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Looking down at the female Dread Zombie, Nordy-Boy thought to himself..."That's just plain
wrong that is..." Thinking how that could be someone's mother? Daughter?...Maiden Aunt?...Sister's boyfriend's cousin's older school chum's butcher's daughter?...He therefore named her...Gertude...
Leaving Gertrude behind, Nordy walked deeper into the ironically named Leafrot Cave. Not really finding much in the way of chests...Unless you count the exposed ones thrust at him by Yasmin, McWraith, Kevin, Derek, Abigail and Muff...(Don't ask)...He left...
Walking some more he found himself by a ruined fort. Checking his Pip-Boy...No...Wait...His
map...Yes...He discovered he was by one Fort Redwater...
Oh joy!!...More zombies...Oh, and skeletons!!...Having despatched Mabel, Jock...Stop giggling!!...Janet and Biffo, plus their cousins Paris, Mary-Kate and Ashley...He discovered upon going through a door that there was some money to be made here...Oh-ho-hooo
yes!!...Dressed up to the nines were Vamiricus McPonceyuss...So, being all sneaky and quiet-like...Nordy slaughtered them all...And then took their armour...And sold it...For much money...In Bravil...BWAHAHAHAAA!!...