You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when... Options

[Lady Saga]

...you go to the doctor, and he prescribes a treatment for low-light deficiency syndrome!

you get it when somebody makes an "arrow in the knee" joke.

you accidentally call your boss a "Jarl".

you look towards your feet and see three bars floating in the air. One's red, one's blue, and one's green.

you look up and suddenly know which direction you're going, what sort of buildings are nearby, and if any enemies are about.

you put Oblivion in for the first time in awhile, see that you have a lot of ingredients, and wonder where the nearest mixing station is. Even though your character has a mortar & pestle!


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This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Apr 22 2012, 01:59 AM

[McBadgere]

You look at far off mountains to see if there's a Dragon flying around them...

You get close to mountains and you go "Yeeeeah...Few jumps and I'll be up there no problem..."

When one of your kids (the girl), upon hearing the wife say of shop goods, "This is just rubbish." turn around and say. "Mummy, you may call them rubbish, but me, I call them treasures."

You pick up the post in the morning and declare happily - "I have letters to read."

There's one about Brynjolf's elixir which I won't mention... ...

This post has been edited by McBadgere: Apr 22 2012, 06:21 AM