You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when... Options

[Lady Saga]

...you go to the doctor, and he prescribes a treatment for low-light deficiency syndrome!

you get it when somebody makes an "arrow in the knee" joke.

you accidentally call your boss a "Jarl".

you look towards your feet and see three bars floating in the air. One's red, one's blue, and one's green.

you look up and suddenly know which direction you're going, what sort of buildings are nearby, and if any enemies are about.

you put Oblivion in for the first time in awhile, see that you have a lot of ingredients, and wonder where the nearest mixing station is. Even though your character has a mortar & pestle!


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This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Apr 22 2012, 01:59 AM

[King Of Beasts]

You know you've been playing too much skyrim when.....

A deer walks in your front lawn and your immediate response is to reach for your bow and arrow

You shout " Yol Toor Shul" at the fireplace when you're trying to turn it on

When you search for levers and pull-chains around your house, hoping to find a secret passage in one of your walls

When you try to cast a frost or fire rune to keep out intruders

When you drop what you're holding on the floor in hopes that it will land on the table

When you believe you're destiny is to save the world from dragons

When you see a group of old men, you instantly assume they're the gray beards

When you dual-wield two kitchen knives and attack the rat you're trying to get rid of with them

When you call rats skeevers

When you insist people fight for the glory of Talos

When you walk around in the middle of winter in shorts and short sleeve shorts without a jacket

When you're comvinced you have a 50% resistance to frost

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Dec 17 2012, 06:10 AM