You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when... Options

[Lady Saga]

...you go to the doctor, and he prescribes a treatment for low-light deficiency syndrome!

you get it when somebody makes an "arrow in the knee" joke.

you accidentally call your boss a "Jarl".

you look towards your feet and see three bars floating in the air. One's red, one's blue, and one's green.

you look up and suddenly know which direction you're going, what sort of buildings are nearby, and if any enemies are about.

you put Oblivion in for the first time in awhile, see that you have a lot of ingredients, and wonder where the nearest mixing station is. Even though your character has a mortar & pestle!


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This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Apr 22 2012, 01:59 AM

[Lady Saga]

That's weird. You're much farther north, I would think you'd get lots of snow, or at least more than we do. Are you near the coast?

My brother went to school in Boston, they'd get slammed every winter. Then again, this was back in the late 80s/early 90s

[King Of Beasts]

That's weird. You're much farther north, I would think you'd get lots of snow, or at least more than we do. Are you near the coast?

My brother went to school in Boston, they'd get slammed every winter. Then again, this was back in the late 80s/early 90s

I'm not too far from the coast. But I really dislike the fact that it won't snow and it's always cold. Christmas is close, AND THERE'S NO SNOW!! It's not right. Any way....

You Know you've been playing skyrim too long when....

You expect the spiders you kill to send out an electric shock when you kill them

When you try to forage a sword in a fire pit in your backyard

When you start speaking in the dragon language

When you believe the thieves guild lives in the city sewers

When you began to call the city sewers " The Ratway"

When hiking, you expect a spriggan to jump out from a tree and attack you

When you try to summon atronachs

When you are mad, you try to use the storm call shout

Instead of saying " Oh my god" you say " By the nine divines!"

When you try to cast a magelight spell in total darkness.

When you start seeing two moons

[Lady Saga]

When you go to the Supermarket and expect somebody to greet you saying "I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store". Guilty

When hiking, you expect a spriggan to jump out from a tree and attack you

I could see this being an issue for me. It's been awhile since I've really been on a long hike, but after awhile the mind starts to wander....

[King Of Beasts]

When hiking, you expect a spriggan to jump out from a tree and attack you

I could see this being an issue for me. It's been awhile since I've really been on a long hike, but after awhile the mind starts to wander....

That's true. You never know what might jump out on you while hiking. Anyway....

You know you've been playing skyrim too long when....

You hear peacful music in the woods, even though you're the only one there

You see a crosshair in the center of your vision

Your convinced its snowing in the middle of summer

You expect a magic to be cast at you when you pray in a church

You expect a spell to be cast at you during a fistfight if someone is more than 10 feet away from you

You are convinced there is treasure in the burnt down house in your neighborhood

When spiders look about the size of a horse when you see them

When you have the urge to explore caves

When you began to wear hide and fur armor

When you carry around a sword

[King Coin]

When spiders look about the size of a horse when you see them

Hey, don't judge.

[King Of Beasts]

When spiders look about the size of a horse when you see them

Hey, don't judge.

I have arachnophobia so all spiders look gigantic to me, but if there's a spider that looks like its the size of a horse that's a different story....

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Dec 20 2012, 02:03 AM