You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when... Options

[Lady Saga]

...you go to the doctor, and he prescribes a treatment for low-light deficiency syndrome!

you get it when somebody makes an "arrow in the knee" joke.

you accidentally call your boss a "Jarl".

you look towards your feet and see three bars floating in the air. One's red, one's blue, and one's green.

you look up and suddenly know which direction you're going, what sort of buildings are nearby, and if any enemies are about.

you put Oblivion in for the first time in awhile, see that you have a lot of ingredients, and wonder where the nearest mixing station is. Even though your character has a mortar & pestle!


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This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Apr 22 2012, 01:59 AM

[King Of Beasts]

You know you've been playing too much skyrim when......

You refer to the "Blue Man" group as a group of dark elf refugees.

When you call your pet iguana am argonian, and ask him why he isn't wearing clothes.

When when you here your pet cat say "Maiq knows much, tells some"

When you believe that soda will increase your stamina.

When you insist that the military is the stormcloak army.

When you insist the military is the Imperial Legion

When you wake up, the first thing that goes through your mind is dragons.

When you believe that there are guild halls somewhere in your city.

When you ask why there is a strange machine in your driveway instead of a horse.

When you start wearing knee armor so you don't get an arrow to the knee.

When you believe that the poison ivy in your backyard is nirnroot, and you go and try to pick it(GUILTY)

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 5 2013, 07:28 AM

[Lady Saga]

When you believe that soda will increase your stamina.

Ha ha I am guilty! Not of this one specifically, but I occasionally will eat something, like mushrooms in my salad, and wonder if my fatigue will get lifted! Sometimes I swear it has worked, as I do feel a bit more energetic sometimes after a good salad.