QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 09:31 AM)

I used to be afraid of heights. Then I had my son and felt great about what my body could go through. I was like "I had a kid! I shouldn't be afraid of heights!"
Then the logic of how those two things don't connect came to me,and we're back at square one...
Wait, wait, so what you're saying is that having a child makes you invincible? Fascinating...
*Points to passing doctor*
You there, medical type! Fetch me a womb, immediately!