Thank you for your concern, Grits. You are awesome.

I think I got my problem solved. So now I present Leyawiin.
Where we left off:
the Kahreem of Weet is off to Leyawiin, to retrieve a ring belonging to a Khajiit woman. Leyawiin is the last town he has not visited here in Cyrodiil. He is looking forward to visiting here, and hopes his luck with thievery is a bit better than it was in Bravil. Kahreem of WeetLevel: 5
Class: Bandit
Faction: Thieves Guild
Rank: Bandit
Days Passed: 61
Bounty: 5
Fame: 0
Infamy: 7
Frost Fall 26, 12:32 pm"This is a rather strange task I've been given. Steal a ring which was already stolen? And the stolen ring belonged to another Thieves Guild member? ... something like that anyways."
The day is fair and sunny, and Kahreem of Weet speaks to himself as he rides slowly along. Birds sing and cicadas rattle. He did not exactly take notes from S'krivva, his contact in Bravil, so he is having a little trouble remembering what to do.
"Steal a ring. From some cat-lady named A'dharji or someone or some other. Sounds fun. I wonder if I'll be able to pull it off. Hah! Course I will, I'm the Weet Bandit! .....
.... Ahhh drats!"
The day had started off fair and sunny, but now the sky darkens. Within minutes, it is raining. And that's not all: a plethora of boars, then wolves, and then bandits attempt to mar his journey. Good thing he's got a horse, and can easily outrun them all. He dismounts and battles with a couple bandits he passes by though, looking for easy gold or treasure. These guys have nothing of value, unfortunately.
3:28 pmKahreem passes through a small hamlet of just three cottages, and walks by an Imperial guard going in the opposite direction. The guard looks wildly at the Redguard, and for a moment Kahreem fears yet another confrontation...
"Hail citizen. How can I be of service?"
"Uhh, I am Vincent the Spice Merchant, come down from Bruma. Just riding along to Leyawiin to trade the rest. Lavender and cardamon and St. John's wort, you know, that sort of thing...."
Kahreem is relieved when the guard simply turns away from him in mid-sentence.
Yeah .... whatever.... his facial expression seems to suggest as he dismisses the Redguard without interest.
Kahreem knows he's got a bounty on his head. Must be a low one.
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4:37 pm "I can't sell you any horseflesh. You'll have to go inside and talk to Cat-Face," greets Leyawiin's stablehand, a Khahiit named Atahba.
"Not to worry, cat-person. Here, have some gold."
"This better be good".
"Watch over my horse, will ya? It's the bay over there. Been riding all over Cyrodiil, seeking out ingredients to make some spice. Pleased to meet you, I am Vincent the Spice Maker."
"Not now, not later, not ever!" the stablehand says, annoyed.
But then, a problem. Kahreem reaches into his coinpurse, and realizes he
hasn't even got enough coin to tip the stablehand! He finds just one coin in his coinpurse. A single gold coin. And that's all!*
"Ummm ... sorry. Uhhh Forgot about the bandits. I was robbed! Yeah .... I was robbed, that's it!" He then turns to a nearby Leyawiin guard. "Guard, they took all my money!" Kahreem says, doing a bit of mock-drama. "Go out and arrest them!"
"Oh please. Just go away."
"I'm gone."
*
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5:22 pmKahreem enters the great western gate of Leyawiin as the rain finally starts to clear. He finds an inn on his left called the Five Claws Lodge, and digs further into his coinpurse.
Just...one ...gold!
How can this be?
Desperate for more, he walks around the town until he's got enough mushrooms and flowers he can sell to whatever general goods store there is in Leyawiin. He feels a bit disgraced while doing this (
collecting herbs and mushrooms is elve's work!) but he also realizes that to live up to his new claim of being a "spice merchant", it wouldn't hurt to have some actual ingredients on his person to back this story up.
.... He eventually finds a place he can do business with (Best Goods and Guarantees!) and sells these items. He winds up with exactly ten gold, and is now able to rent a room in the Five Claws.
"I hear that Dagail knows a lot about Mysticism. And sheep," an Argonian woman says as Kahreem puts his things away in a dresser.
"I don't understand the fascination with sheep," another voice replies. "Certainly seems to know everything about Mysticism, though."
"Take care."
"Goodbye."
Karheem pauses.
Mysticism and sheep?... What is that, some sort of code? He wonders if it is.
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9:52 pm"I'm Otomeel. But I didn't do anything, really! It wasn't meeee!"
.... An Argonian man walks abruptly into Kahreem's room, just as Kahreem is sitting down for a meal. "Haahaha ! No! Really! It wasn't meee! Never!" he babbles.
"Hey, you can't just walk in here like that! You have about two seconds to GET out of my room, lizard-man, before I clock you one."
"I ask myself.. Do I like you enough to tell you about thisss?" the lizard-man asks.
Kahreem pauses. "GET out of my room, scaly one!! OUT!" but the Argonian does not move. "Okay, you asked for this. Think I might just make a new coinpurse out of your skin!"
Kahreem picks out his rusty iron daggar, a weapon he's owned since escaping from a sewer long ago. He then starts swinging! "HAA ho!!!"
clink clink... but the fight doesn't last long before it's all over.
"STOP! You violated the laaaaw!" says a guard.
That man showed up in less than 10 seconds, Kahreem notices. "Since you lack the funds to pay for your crime, I'm taking you into custody. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"
Kahreem regards his decision for a moment.
Jail or flee? He doesn't want to run. He just
got here after all. But if he goes to jail, he'll (no doubt) lose a few stolen things on his person. On the other hand, he knows he has just put away several things in his room's dresser. No doubt a lot of good things (stolen iron gauntlets and other such items) are already safely stored.
"Ahh okay. Let's go to jail, then."
"Hope you raaawt, criminal scum."
shink!
This post has been edited by Renee: Dec 6 2022, 03:25 PM