Kahreem of WeetLevel: 5
Bounty: 0
Fame: 0
Infamy: 7
Days Passed: 65
Where we left off:
Kahreem is in Leyawiin inquiring about a missing ring. He has just spoken to the owner of this missing ring, which is actually a stolen
ring. Now, Kahreem must find a beggar, who will help him find the Argonian who stole the ring from Ahdarji.Warm rain falls steadily as Kahreem of Weet trudges slowly around Leyawiin, looking for a beggar to speak to. It takes him awhile to find one, despite the two beggar-bedrolls he discovers on opposite ends of the village.
As he walks, Kahreem stifles the urge to pick the aloe leaves, the steel entoma mushrooms, the lavender he occasionally finds still unpicked. He could possibly pick these ingredients, and then pretend to make some 'spices' (while actually just selling them for simple gold), but even he has some limits to his lie-telling. Even
he can only go so far with acting out his lies.
"I mean, c'mon... it's raining!" he says to nobody in particular. "Let the fair-haired elves pick stuff in the rain; us Redguards like to take the day off on occasion."
Actually, Kahreem corrects himself in his thoughts.
...take the day off? Never. Every day is a "day off" in my world.* He's
never worked a day in his life so far (not honestly, anyways) and this is a habit he's aiming to keep. As Kahreem of Weet realizes he'd make a pretty bad alchemist, or (in his case) a pretty bad spice merchant, for he's too lazy to do the actual work, preferring to look for any excuse possible to NOT work, he finally spies a beggar.
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12:06 am
"Finally. I've been looking all over for you. It's me .... Vincent the 'Spice Merchant.'"
"I can eat for a day with a single coin," Ra'disha suggests.
"Uh huh, sure you can. Look I'm getting low on funds, and there isn't a fence in this fokkinge village. I can't keep up this front, picking up berries and mushrooms and leaves just to give you gold. Ahdarji said her ring was stolen by an Argonian named ... umm....dammit I already forgot his name," Kahreem says, already knowing what Rancid's answer will be.
"I might know that. For a price!"
"TEN GOLD? Are you joking? Fokke!"
He suddenly finds it hard to believe that just a week or two ago, he had
hundreds in his pocket, many of which he earned just from gambling. "Well let's hear what you have to say, fur-licker."
"The poor bugger was arrested. Seems he tried to swindle the Countess. He's rotting in a cell in the castle dungeon now."
"So he's in jail? Great. That's really wonderful. Just when I get out of jail, I have to somehow get back in!"
"It's common knowledge that the jailors can be bribed to allow visitors to see prisoners."
"Bribed? As in more gold spent?! ...
Fokke!"
"Blessings of Stennndarrr upon you," Rancid Ra'shida says, turning away to a night full of sleeplessness in the rain.
"Hmm, well there's gotta be a way to get around this dilemma," Kahreem muses as he walks back towards the Three Sisters' Inn. Once back inside he finds he has less than 40 gold, and therefore must break into the room where all his things are stored. He breaks 3 out of 10 lockpicks while doing so.
"Fokke!"
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Middas, 1:07 pm"Hail"
says a guard the next afternoon. Kahreem says nothing in return, other than "just making a delivery. The Countess's eyes only."
Feeling slightly paranoid, Karheem realizes he's wearing nice clothes, but
stolen nice clothes. He's wearing nice shoes, but
stolen nice shoes. He's just been in jail for fighting with an Argonian named Oatmeal, and this means his head should be cleared for bounty.
"But will they notice my clothes? Damn! Shoulda worn something less suspicious."
Too late for this. Kahreem makes his way towards the middle of Castle Leyawiin's court, takes a right, and walks down a sloping hallway to the dungeon.
Middas, Day 66, 1:43 pm
"You look lost," says the jailor calmly, as Karheem moseys as casually into the Dungeon as he can.
"Ahh, perhaps I am lost."
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN HERE!" the guard now shouts, suddenly happy to let his presence as a member of the Law be known.
"Well, let me explain. I am Vincent the Spice Merchant, on my way from Bruma. And
a-hah ha-ha :one of my best ... uhhh ... spice contacts happens to be in one of your cells. Imagine that? He's an Argonian I know. Happens to be really good at fishing up some slaughterfish scales, and you'd be surprised what these are used when making spices! Why, some of your favorite meals might be enhanced by the lowly slaughterfish. Disgusting creatures...but I hear their meat is rather tasty."
"Yeah, we got him here," the guard says reluctantly. "Argonians aren't allowed visitors though. Countess Alessia's orders. She has a thing about the lizard folk."
The guard then hands Kahreem a note, just in case somebody somehow happens to be listening.
"20 gold?" Kahreem scream-whispers. "Look, I may be wearing fancy clothes, but the spice market's down right now. If I was up in the Imperial City, I'd be able to make a pretty profit, but down here ... well ... 20 gold is a lot of ...uh... gold."
"You're a smart one then," the guard says, content to let this Redguard sweat a little. Then he adds: "I thought was going to have to arrest you for a minute."
"Well, let's talk about this."
And talk they did. For a few mintues, Kahreem impressed himself, putting on his best Redguard charm. He usually only used such courtly graces for members of the opposite sex (whom he found attractive) but after several minutes of complimenting, joking, and cajoling with the guard, he can see he's got him in his pocket, perhaps.
"That's pretty good!" the guard says at one point, his face beaming with happiness.
"Good enough to waive the 20 gold bribe? It
is a bribe you know?"
But the guard will not have this. After the Redguard loses 20 more gold, the guard keeps his word. ... "Amusei, you say? I thought you wanted to see 'Amuday.' He's off-limits. Amusei though is just down the hall. Make it quick."
Kahreem does 'make it quick'. He makes it quick with a new shirt, new blacksmith's pants, and a few items of food, before finding the locked-up Argonian.
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2:50 pm
"Ahhh. The Thieves Guild's new favorite," greets Amusei. His voice is typically raspy, and smells of uncooked meat. "What do you waaaant?"
"You know what I want," Kahreem says, trying to sound like a tough guy. "I want that ring you stole. The one that belongs to Ahdarji. Shame on you for stealing from another member. The Shadow does not hide
you, scum."
"Why should I tell you where it issss? Here I sit in Leyawin's dungeon while you are free. What will you do for Amusei if I tell you?"
For a moment, Kahreem is confused. He has forgotten about the beastfolk's habit of speaking of themselves in the third person. Then Kahreem sees Amusei looking towards his man-satchel, and (at first) he thinks the Argonian wants a bit of gold. Great. More gold. But then Amusei makes a small set of motions with his scaly hands, and Kahreem figures out what he wants.
"A lockpick you say? Well, I don't have a problem with that*. Have a it, dino-man."
"You'd do that for meee? Maybe you guild types aren't so bad after all. Okay. It's a deeeal. Give me a lockpick and I'll tell you about the ring."
Kahreem does so, but not without a small amount of reluctance. Down to just six now.
"Sun-lit freedom! Yessss, I stole that ring from Ahdarji," Amusei fesses up. "When I went to sell it, the fence told me I was too hot for him. He showed me an inscription on the inside. 'To Alessia.' That had to be the Countess of Leyawiin. The damn ring was stolen property!"
"Yeah, so what did you do?" Kahreem asks, purely curious, his previous 'tough guy' act now discarded.
"Well, I figured I would ransom it back to the Countess. Except she tricked meee! I was arrested for theft, and she kept her ring."
"Well of course she did, fool! What were you thinking? A lizard-man trying to be noble. Uhh, no offense."
"None taken. I owe you a debt of gratituuuude!"
"Well look. There's a guard stationed right up the hall there. I'd be careful if I were you. Good luck."
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Stay tuned for next episode: Kahreem goes Castle-diving!
This post has been edited by Renee: Dec 6 2022, 06:23 PM