12:58 am, Sun's Dusk 3, 3E433
Location:
Lord's Manor Private QuartersDays Passed: 69
Level: 5

Dextrous precision ... calm under pressure ... and being a "sneaky-looking sort". Everything in the
Kahreem of Weet's career now leads up to this very point.
Gotta keep steady. One bad move and this is ALL over, Kahreem thinks wildly. Before him is his goal: Countess Alessia Caro, that famous rebel of a woman who did just what she wanted in life: got outside her town's walls to view Cyrodiil itself. She's enigmatic, she's charismatic, and Kahreem is about to pick her pocket.
The ring! Is it here?He never did get to speaking to the woman he was supposed to contact beforehand: Caro's personal hand-maiden Hildara. An Argonian beggar suggested that Kahreem contact Hildara
first, before doing anything else. But things had become a little ... complicated. Kahreem had not anticipated he would not be able to find this "Hildara", and also that he would be arrested.
Again.
As he nears the Countess, Kahreem smiles. He cannot believe he's made it this far. It's taken hours ...HOURS of waiting until this moment. As he waited, he had become bored, and also hungry. Good thing the Count made sure to stock his room with plenty of strawberries; Kahreem had eaten them all. At some point hours ago, he had been nearly caught by the Count himself, along with one of his guards. That had been a hairy moment, but somehow they had not noticed the dark man hiding in their very chambers.
But look at me now! I've DONE it! He's wearing a dark green shirt matched with light brown trousers made of linen. His shoes are the sandals typically issued in jail. His brow is shiny with sweat, as he prepares for the moment at hand. He crouches.... He reaches....
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1:00 am[GASP] "Why you dirty little thief! How DARE you touch the likes of me!"
"Many pardons me'lady!" Kahreem tries, using a funny accent. "Must've gotten lost on me way to the faire-stoning!" He says this while moving his hands in a dramatic way; as if he's on stage or something.
Faire-stoning? What the fokke is a faire-stoning?His accent and his elaborationary movements do nothing to calm her down, though. Kahreem had looked into a pocket woven into Alessia Caro's shift and found three keys, two apples, and a couple potions. One of the keys looked different from the others, and Kahreem had picked this key first. Alessia did not stir. So he got greedy. And tried to remove
another key.
"It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end! I'll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine, or I'll haaaaul you away!"
Kahreem had run head-first out of the Count's Manor with Missus Alessia in hot pursuit! Kahreem had expected he would be accused by a guard very soon, and so here is his chance to redeem himself.
"Uh-uh...No way. No way, guard, Kahreem says mildly, knowing all Oblivion is about to break loose. "You'll have to catch me and
kill me if you want this key. I've come too far...."
"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Like a flash, Kahreem moves and is
out of the room! .. 'Pay with his blood' is one thing he is NOT going to participate in.
"HAAAA!" yells the guard as he swings his silver sword, barely catching Kahreem's trousers.
The Redguard rushes down the stairs! And makes several twists & corners until he's back at the door, the one he knows he can close shut with the pull of a lever...
"You should have PAID THE FINE!" the guard reminds the Redguard.
"Yeah, but I didn't, so I still have all my money!"
Kahreem reaches into the barrel as the guard swings again. He knows the secret door to the Countess's torture chamber is closed, so he makes sure to open it now. Then he runs back up the stairs, and into the Count's parlor area.
"Hah! Urr-ee-urr-ee-urr!" the guard is FURIOUS. Angry that he's being embarrassed.
I must catch this scum! Getting desperate for results, Alessia
herself joins the fray, swinging her bare fists at the Weet Bandit.
"Ha! You want THIS?" Karheem dangles the key before her. "I'm going to get that ring, honey!"
As he says this, he realizes that the Count is nowhere to be seen. Is he actually
sleeping through all of this?
...before anybody knows it, Kahreem dodges past the guard and the Countess, and is back down the stairs in a flash! ... after fumbling with his torch in pure darkness, he finds the secret door. It's open! He dashes through
"YOU'LL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
...and finds the lever on the other side.
"Who the fokke?"
Kahreem is greeted on the other side by a lady with strong shoulders and black hair.
"Hildara?"*
She does not answer, but instead
boxes him a couple times with her fists.
"ARRGH!" Kahreem finds the lever, but it takes him a couple times to pull on it "STOP IT!" because she keeps hitting him. But he does so.
"HAH!"
He now lunges past this crazy hand-maiden, and runs down a hallway. Kahreem knows he can call upon his Redguard ancestry if he really needs to move even faster, but for now he runs at a regular man's pace. Finds a door, and steps right on through.
"It's just you and me now, Hildara," he calls as he hears her following.
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Lol moment: Karheem locked both Alessia and Hildara in the Countess's torture chamber hours ago, but somehow Hildara never figured out how to escape!
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1:58 am"ARRGH! ... Is that the best you can doooo?"
Kahreem spends a moment dancing with Hildara in the torture room, running in circles with blood on the floor. His plans aren't to fight her, but to confuse her, by somehow backing her into a corner, and then getting an advantage in speed out of this room. But then, a problem....
"To ARMS! To ARRRMS!"
...the guard apparently
had made it past the secret door, and he now brandishes his silver bow. Kahreem must now dash away!
pllllchth ... thwew! ... "HUUUGH!"
Kahreem laughs wildly as he runs down a dark, stone hallway! Apparently, he has just heard the guard shooting Hildara instead of him!
AAAH-HA HA HA HA. Within moments, the twisting hallway ends! He comes to a door and panics! Runs in a circle! Until he remembers the LEVER. Another secret door! Kahreem pulls the lever as (again) Hildara gets a few lucky blows on the Redguard.
"Hey, come on now! Fokke!" and once again, Kahreem does it. Opens the secret door, rushes through, finds the barrel with the
other lever located within, and pulls this too. Hildara gets him a few more times, but the bandit is safe! "HAHAHA!!!" .. Hildara has made it through, but the guard is now trapped!
"I'm just warming up, YOU PATHETIC WORM!" the guard is now pissed to find himself locked behind some sort of door.
"I may be pathetic, but you're the one locked behind that door!"
"URRRRRRR!" Hildara growls primordially, attempting another swing.
Kahreem laughs at her, then finds his way back out of the castle's basement.
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3:10 amIt seems as though many hours have passed, but it's hard for him to tell; he feels rather drained after using his Reguard Adrenaline Rush as he ran from the law. All his energy's now spent. Kahreem finds himself behind the town of Leyawiin, crouched down in the grass next to a large stone wall. He senses that the guard who was chasing him must have become preoccupied with the mudcrab Kahreem had passed, for this guard is nowhere to be seen.
"Ha! saved by a mud crab!"
By law, guards and Imperial road patrols had an obligation to kill as many of these menaces as possible, which means this anonymous guard, who had been pursuing a Redguard thief
scum, the same scum (it was rumored) who had also been caught breaking into the castle up in Bravil, must now stop his pursuit in order to take down a mud crab. Kahreem checks his pocket for the odd key he found in the Countess's possession as he eats a stolen apple. It's still in his pocket.
"This must be the answer!" Kahreem whispers as he hides in the grass.
He eats his apple to the core as he winds down from excitement.
This post has been edited by Renee: Dec 6 2022, 08:18 PM