The Fake Arguments Thread, For Those Ready to Start a (Fake) Fight Options

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

So I'm channeling that salt I was spewing in that The Outer Worlds thread in the General RPG Discussion subforum into something more productive (well, sort of). I'm ready to throw down and yell at you all about inane things. Because there is not enough yelling on these forums, and this is the Internet so what is up with that?

You can start some arguments too. They can be something completely fake that you don't really agree with, an actual but inoffensive opinion that isn't strong, an actual but inoffensive opinion but with bogus reasoning, etc. Obviously, just keep it lighthearted and silly. Same thing with rebuttals to people's opinions.

So I'm going to start, and emphasize my point with larger font. Which also makes me right.

Mehrunes Dagon did nothing wrong in TESIV: Oblivion.

This post has been edited by RaderOfTheLostArk: Dec 14 2018, 04:28 AM

[TheCheshireKhajiit]

Lol, this sounds a lot like the “Unpopular Opinions Thread”, and we all saw what happened to that.

Mehrunes Dagon did nothing wrong in TESIV: Oblivion.

Ooh, Khajiit would like to hear a defense for that argument!

[mALX]

Lol, this sounds a lot like the “Unpopular Opinions Thread”, and we all saw what happened to that.

Mehrunes Dagon did nothing wrong in TESIV: Oblivion.

Ooh, Khajiit would like to hear a defense for that argument!

Ditto! I'm loving this one already!!!

...I was hoping that wouldn't be brought up. I'm deliberately keeping this not like that thread. Please keep this open, mAlX, Acadian, etc.

Me? What did I do?

Well, first of all, I put it in huge font. Second of all, I said it so it is obviously right. Third, Nirn was a daedric plane that rightfully belonged to the Lord of Destruction (and if anybody is a trustworthy source of information on this, it's obviously Mankar Camoran). Fourth, it's just Dagon's nature to do stuff like that. Fifth, the Tamrielic races are just screwing it up anyway, so best to enslave them under daedric rule so that they stop doing that, y'know?

Geez, if you were a TRUE fan, you would know that, pleb!

I kind of miss the Oblivion Crisis, lol.

PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO THROW HANDS NOWADAYS. SO QUICK TO GO USE THEM SPINDLY ASS WEAPONS.

Now, I have to agree with this one! I remember in New Vegas using "Pushy" on a Deathclaw in the Promentary and seeing it go down in one hit! ... those were the good old days ... ... ...

I LIKED SOLO!!! THERE I SAID IT!!!

I am your Father... ... ... oh wait, shouldn't that be Mother? OH! wait, that was Luke ... ... ... er, ... never mind.

HONESTLY I WANT TO FIST FIGHT ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK IN MY EYES UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE TBH.

AND EVEN THEN!

ALL Y’ALL SHOULD LINE UP FOR MY SWEETIES JUAN AND THEU.

MEOW MEOW, PARENT-LOVERS.

... am I doing this right yet?

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.

SPEW !!! ROFL !!!!





This post has been edited by mALX: Dec 17 2018, 05:08 PM