The Fake Arguments Thread, For Those Ready to Start a (Fake) Fight Options

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

So I'm channeling that salt I was spewing in that The Outer Worlds thread in the General RPG Discussion subforum into something more productive (well, sort of). I'm ready to throw down and yell at you all about inane things. Because there is not enough yelling on these forums, and this is the Internet so what is up with that?

You can start some arguments too. They can be something completely fake that you don't really agree with, an actual but inoffensive opinion that isn't strong, an actual but inoffensive opinion but with bogus reasoning, etc. Obviously, just keep it lighthearted and silly. Same thing with rebuttals to people's opinions.

So I'm going to start, and emphasize my point with larger font. Which also makes me right.

Mehrunes Dagon did nothing wrong in TESIV: Oblivion.

This post has been edited by RaderOfTheLostArk: Dec 14 2018, 04:28 AM

[Uleni Athram]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.

[Sakiri]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.

Russian.... sambo.... ? O.o

[Uleni Athram]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.

Russian.... sambo.... ? O.o

Behold, weakling. Your new God.

https://youtu.be/vfewWugsHEs

Russian Sambo is soooooooo hardcore that one of our two founders (both of them of whom were spec-ops military bois) had the other killed. For reasons. And this is a good thing. Duh. “/s”

In fact, Russian Sambo is soooooooooooooooo effective at the highest level that two of MMA’s Pound-for-Pound GOATS (greatest of all time) came from our discipline. One (Fedor Emelianenko) was undisputedly the baddest man of the planet and the other (Khabib Nurmagomedov) just violated MMA’s biggest star in a legitimately brutal beating. Even *I* had to admit that that stuff was hair-raising. Just pure violence amped with scientific calculation to maximize damage output with no regards to human integrity, his opponent’s or the viewers’.

Look up the names of these beautiful monsters, Saki-Chan, look up their names and records and highlights and awaken to the reality that we Sambists are on the rise. The whole world will wrestle because of us.

And it shall be glorious. Aye, even the Red King himself will rejoice and moan in envy.