The Fake Arguments Thread, For Those Ready to Start a (Fake) Fight Options

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

So I'm channeling that salt I was spewing in that The Outer Worlds thread in the General RPG Discussion subforum into something more productive (well, sort of). I'm ready to throw down and yell at you all about inane things. Because there is not enough yelling on these forums, and this is the Internet so what is up with that?

You can start some arguments too. They can be something completely fake that you don't really agree with, an actual but inoffensive opinion that isn't strong, an actual but inoffensive opinion but with bogus reasoning, etc. Obviously, just keep it lighthearted and silly. Same thing with rebuttals to people's opinions.

So I'm going to start, and emphasize my point with larger font. Which also makes me right.

Mehrunes Dagon did nothing wrong in TESIV: Oblivion.

This post has been edited by RaderOfTheLostArk: Dec 14 2018, 04:28 AM

[RaderOfTheLostArk]

Dark Reaper isn't actually a reaper.

You sure about that ?

Yeah, and I bet you aren't even dark either! Come at me, bro!

YOUR ANGER IS WEAK, YOUR POISON VAPID. AND YOUR EYES ARE SO VERY BLIND.

I THROW NOT HANDS, BUT MEATY METEORS THAT MAIM WITH MALEVOLENCE.

I DECLARE WAR UPON YOU, AND ALL THE OTHERS IN THIS SITE.

I’M DROPPING NAMES. COME AT ME.

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*snip*

DARK REAPER IS A NICE BOY FROM WHEREVER HE IS WHO GOES TO CHURCH. HE’S THE PUREST OUT OF ALL US AND YOU, RADER, SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT INVOLVING HIM INTO THIS THING OF OURS. SHAME! SHAME!

*snip*

AND YOU, RADEROFTHELASTARK, YOU... YOU ARE A MONSTER WHO PUTS MILK FIRST BEFORE THE BOWL. YOU MUST BE BURNED OUT WHATEVER DEN OF INIQUITY YOU CURRENTLY RESIDE IN.
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Alea iacta est.

In this place, in this point of time, I have arrived with a dagger and desecrated all manner of laws and reason. I have said farewell to peace and harmony and all the fruits of civilization; war only is my judge now. Therefore let all those who have been named step forward with their own blades and perforate me in turn.

Alea iacta est.

Pah! How dare thee make such a feeble attempt at questioning my honor! Perforation does not begin to describe the diatribe that follows!

As a church-going, God-fearing man, Reaper cannot possibly be a reaper, for he would burn in the holy light of the sanctuary!

I do not do as the ruffians do and pour milk before my cereal! Such baseless, unfounded accusations shall not be tolerated! In fact, I BET YOU ARE THE TYPE OF INDIVIDUAL THAT WOULD PUT THE TOILET PAPER ROLL ON BACKWARDS INSTEAD OF IN THE PROPER MANNER.


Do not cross me again, Mr. Athram. If you do, I will smite thee with the fury and heat of a thousand suns! A fury which mankind has never known and could not possibly unleash even in the Great War of 2077!

I bid you adieu and good day!

Pie Jesu dominae.

Dona eis requiem.

*whacks all of you with books*

So THAT'S how you spell that.

...wait, this is an arguments thread. So NO, THAT ISN'T HOW YOU SPELL THAT! I bet you can't even spell "Latin"! I learned Latin on the Internet for 30 years, I would know!

[Dark Reaper]

Yeah, and I bet you aren't even dark either! Come at me, bro!

Okay you asked for it. Launching Kinetic Strike! Never mess with a Division Agent with friends in high places! .