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| McBadgere |
 Aug 7 2013, 08:12 PM
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#9721
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QUOTE(Blackie the handyman) Sings: "Coooool Guys....don't look at explosioooooonnnsss!!"  ...*Applauds*...Excellent song...  ...*Continues on bottle...*... Gods, I love this drink...*Sigh*... This post has been edited by McBadgere: Aug 7 2013, 08:13 PM |
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| King Of Beasts |
Aug 7 2013, 08:15 PM
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#9722
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I can't drink
 -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Black Hand |
Aug 7 2013, 08:17 PM
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#9723
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 Master  Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 7 2013, 12:15 PM)  I can't drink You can in Britain, son!! Legal age is 16 here! And that's if they even care to check ID, they don't at this pub: McB knocked the Barman out! Free Drinks! |
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| McBadgere |
Aug 7 2013, 08:17 PM
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#9724
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Councilor Joined: 21-October 11 |
 ...Can, have...Am...Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh  *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ...Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*... |
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| King Of Beasts |
Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM
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#9725
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 03:17 PM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 7 2013, 12:15 PM) I can't drink You can in Britain, son!! Legal age is 16 here! And that's if they even care to check ID, they don't at this pub: McB knocked the Barman out! Free Drinks! I'm old enough to drink, lol. I'm saying I can't drink because the chances it'll turn into a problem are pretty high for me... -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Black Hand |
Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM
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#9726
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 12:17 PM) ...Can, have...Am...Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ...Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*... Come, friend. Feel the Embrace of the Northern European! |
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| ImperialSnob |
Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM
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#9727
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Master Joined: 4-May 13 |
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 08:17 PM) ...Can, have...Am...Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ...Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*... You....are a lad. |
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| King Of Beasts |
Aug 7 2013, 08:20 PM
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#9728
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 03:17 PM) ...Can, have...Am...Sadly, I must give way on the 'puter for she that lights up my life...*Sigh *...No, sadly, it's not Kylie Minogue... ...Laters m'friends...Thanks for the birthday wishes...You are all excellent people...*Hugs*... Come back soon! -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| Kiln |
Aug 7 2013, 08:44 PM
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#9729
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Forum Bard  Joined: 22-June 05 From: Balmora, Eight Plates |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:07 PM) QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 12:04 PM) *Tickles*... Fair dues...Start with that damned misnomer of a Smart Car over there...*Points*... *Downs glass 'o' SoCo and punches barman...takes whole bottle while he's down*... Smart-Car?! Only thing Smart about it is if you didn't buy one! I totally agree. Tiny car with no leg room or storage space that is only slightly more fuel efficient than vehicles that don't get you laughed at for being a moron? No thanks. -------------------- He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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| Black Hand |
Aug 7 2013, 08:56 PM
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#9730
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 7 2013, 12:44 PM) I totally agree. Tiny car with no leg room or storage space that is only slightly more fuel efficient than vehicles that don't get you laughed at for being a moron? No thanks. Oh gods, by law we have to stop at TC's. (Traffic Collision). I've yet to have the pleasure; but the war stories I've heard about them went something like this: "Dispatch, this is Unit whatever. Be advised: We're on scene for a TC at such and such location. Look like a Smart-Car tried to cut off an eighteen-wheeler." "Copy, Unit Whatever. We're calling Fire right now. Do you need a Paramedic Unit?" "That's a negative, Dispatch. The Victim is spread across a quarter mile, I would estimate. All extremities, including head have been removed from torso,...and largely liquified. Advise Fire we'll need a Coroner Unit." *Fire shows up* "Heh. Third one this week, makes our job easier." *Coroner shows up* "Dammit! Third one this week! Job used to easier...I'll get the extra large plastic evidence bags." In short: Don't get a 'Smart' Car. |
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| mALX |
Aug 7 2013, 09:19 PM
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 Ancient Joined: 14-March 10 From: Cyrodiil, the Wastelands, and BFE TN |
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 7 2013, 02:53 PM) Good lads... Now... *Points*...THEPUBBBB!!!... EDIT... I just realised that what I had written was actually the pube...So I changed it...Good plan I think!!... ...GAAAAH! *counts hairs* -------------------- |
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| Kiln |
Aug 7 2013, 10:48 PM
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#9732
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Forum Bard Joined: 22-June 05 From: Balmora, Eight Plates |
Maybe the idea of the smart car is that only dumb people will buy them and eliminate themselves from the gene pool, therefore making the general population smarter.
-------------------- He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. - Friedrich Nietzsche
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| Darkness Eternal |
Aug 7 2013, 10:55 PM
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 Master Joined: 10-June 11 From: Coldharbour |
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 7 2013, 07:49 PM) QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 11:48 AM) Make her watch Birdemic...no that's too mean. The punishment must fit the crime....waitaminnit: The sentence is: She must try to hold a coherent conversation with ImperialSnob....only her sanity is at risk! Hehe. I couldn't. His avatar always makes me think it's him behind a keyboard. -------------------- And yet I am, and live—like vapours tossed.
I long for scenes where man hath never trod A place where woman never smiled or wept There to abide with my Creator, God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where I lie The grass below—above the vaulted sky.” |
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| Black Hand |
Aug 8 2013, 01:42 AM
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Master Joined: 26-December 05 From: Where the sun shines everyday in hell. |
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 7 2013, 02:48 PM) Maybe the idea of the smart car is that only dumb people will buy them and eliminate themselves from the gene pool, therefore making the general population smarter. Brilliant, Holmes! |
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| McBadgere |
Aug 8 2013, 03:41 AM
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#9735
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Councilor Joined: 21-October 11 |
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM) You....are a lad. Vintage lad surely... ... |
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| mirocu |
Aug 8 2013, 10:37 AM
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#9736
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 Spam Meister Joined: 8-February 13 From: [CLASSIFIED] |
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 8 2013, 04:41 AM) QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 7 2013, 08:19 PM) You....are a lad. Vintage lad surely... ... So, besides McBadgeres birthday  and the execution of mALX  , whats happened since yesterday? -------------------- Lol bird
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. |
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| mirocu |
Aug 8 2013, 11:47 AM
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Spam Meister Joined: 8-February 13 From: [CLASSIFIED] |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 8 2013, 12:45 PM) Oh, they don't want my car. It's like trynna steal an empty garbage can, lol Even a garbage can can be used to do other crimes with. Like this idea Ive been toying with.... Oops -------------------- Lol bird
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. |
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| King Of Beasts |
Aug 8 2013, 12:37 PM
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#9738
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
Yeah, but unless you like being stuck in the middle of the street
 -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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| mirocu |
Aug 8 2013, 12:42 PM
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Spam Meister Joined: 8-February 13 From: [CLASSIFIED] |
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 8 2013, 01:37 PM) Yeah, but unless you like being stuck in the middle of the street You gotta great car, dude! -------------------- Lol bird
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. |
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| King Of Beasts |
Aug 8 2013, 02:29 PM
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#9740
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Ancient Joined: 15-November 12 From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil |
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 8 2013, 07:42 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 8 2013, 01:37 PM) Yeah, but unless you like being stuck in the middle of the street You gotta great car, dude! Yes, because I love it when my car rattles, smokes, then shuts down in the middle of the highway! -------------------- Bruh ☠️
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