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Dark Reaper
post Dec 16 2018, 05:39 AM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2018, 09:48 PM) *

HONESTLY I WANT TO FIST FIGHT ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK IN MY EYES UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE TBH.


You can't fight me. I have Cage the Beautiful and beauty never dies. You will fall to your knees and cry at the beauty that is Cage!

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post Dec 17 2018, 01:07 AM
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QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 15 2018, 04:19 PM) *


Vivec just rubs me wrong.

Like his manner of speaking, his holler than thou attitude. Ugh. All of it. Screw that guy.


Amen. Almalexia and Sotha Sil are grade-A [censored] too, but I'd say Vivec is the worst of the 3 by a fair margin.



QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2018, 10:48 PM) *

HONESTLY I WANT TO FIST FIGHT ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK IN MY EYES UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE TBH.

AND EVEN THEN!

ALL Y’ALL SHOULD LINE UP FOR MY SWEETIES JUAN AND THEU.

MEOW MEOW, PARENT-LOVERS.

... am I doing this right yet?


NO. NOW FIGHT ME WITH THE BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU I JUST LEARNED BY READING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET. YOU'RE TOUGH BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN BUT IN REALITY YOU'RE WEAKER THAN WET TISSUE PAPER.


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post Dec 17 2018, 01:40 AM
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.


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post Dec 17 2018, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2018, 10:34 PM) *

Lol, this sounds a lot like the “Unpopular Opinions Thread”, and we all saw what happened to that.

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 13 2018, 09:25 PM) *

Mehrunes Dagon did nothing wrong in TESIV: Oblivion.

Ooh, Khajiit would like to hear a defense for that argument!



Ditto! I'm loving this one already!!!






QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 14 2018, 12:52 AM) *

...I was hoping that wouldn't be brought up. I'm deliberately keeping this not like that thread. Please keep this open, mAlX, Acadian, etc.


Me? What did I do?

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 13 2018, 09:25 PM) *

Well, first of all, I put it in huge font. Second of all, I said it so it is obviously right. Third, Nirn was a daedric plane that rightfully belonged to the Lord of Destruction (and if anybody is a trustworthy source of information on this, it's obviously Mankar Camoran). Fourth, it's just Dagon's nature to do stuff like that. Fifth, the Tamrielic races are just screwing it up anyway, so best to enslave them under daedric rule so that they stop doing that, y'know?

Geez, if you were a TRUE fan, you would know that, pleb!


I kind of miss the Oblivion Crisis, lol.







QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2018, 07:26 AM) *

PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO THROW HANDS NOWADAYS. SO QUICK TO GO USE THEM SPINDLY ASS WEAPONS.



Now, I have to agree with this one! I remember in New Vegas using "Pushy" on a Deathclaw in the Promentary and seeing it go down in one hit! ... those were the good old days ... ... ...








QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 15 2018, 03:03 PM) *

I LIKED SOLO!!! THERE I SAID IT!!!



I am your Father... ... ... oh wait, shouldn't that be Mother? OH! wait, that was Luke ... ... ... er, ... never mind.














QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2018, 10:48 PM) *

HONESTLY I WANT TO FIST FIGHT ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE PHYSICALLY WEAK IN MY EYES UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE TBH.

AND EVEN THEN!

ALL Y’ALL SHOULD LINE UP FOR MY SWEETIES JUAN AND THEU.

MEOW MEOW, PARENT-LOVERS.

... am I doing this right yet?




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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 16 2018, 07:40 PM) *

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.



SPEW !!! ROFL !!!!





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post Dec 17 2018, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 17 2018, 10:17 AM) *

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 14 2018, 12:52 AM) *

...I was hoping that wouldn't be brought up. I'm deliberately keeping this not like that thread. Please keep this open, mAlX, Acadian, etc.

Me? What did I do?

You didn’t do anything mALX. He was just pleading with you guys to not lock this thread. Oh wait... you are not a moderator? Khajiit thought you were! wacko.gif

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post Dec 17 2018, 06:33 PM
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QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 17 2018, 11:57 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 17 2018, 10:17 AM) *

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 14 2018, 12:52 AM) *

...I was hoping that wouldn't be brought up. I'm deliberately keeping this not like that thread. Please keep this open, mAlX, Acadian, etc.

Me? What did I do?

You didn’t do anything mALX. He was just pleading with you guys to not lock this thread. Oh wait... you are not a moderator? Khajiit thought you were! wacko.gif


I don't have that kind of power, though! laugh.gif






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post Dec 18 2018, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 17 2018, 01:40 AM) *

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.


Russian.... sambo.... ? O.o


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post Dec 18 2018, 11:38 PM
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Look, somebody's got to say it to wake up the sheeple. The Man wants to keep this info down, but I won't stay silent.

The Earth is very obviously flat. How else can there be Four Corners of the World??!?!?!?!!??! (Extra ?s and !s for emphasis).

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post Dec 19 2018, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 18 2018, 05:38 PM) *

Look, somebody's got to say it to wake up the sheeple. The Man wants to keep this info down, but I won't stay silent.

The Earth is very obviously flat. How else can there be Four Corners of the World??!?!?!?!!??! (Extra ?s and !s for emphasis).

Not to mention that if it was a sphere, we would all fall off!


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post Dec 19 2018, 01:22 AM
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QUOTE(SubRosa @ Dec 18 2018, 05:17 PM) *

QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 18 2018, 05:38 PM) *

Look, somebody's got to say it to wake up the sheeple. The Man wants to keep this info down, but I won't stay silent.

The Earth is very obviously flat. How else can there be Four Corners of the World??!?!?!?!!??! (Extra ?s and !s for emphasis).

Not to mention that if it was a sphere, we would all fall off!

Not us on the Northern Hemisphere!


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post Dec 19 2018, 11:08 AM
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QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 19 2018, 04:52 AM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 17 2018, 01:40 AM) *

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.


Russian.... sambo.... ? O.o


Behold, weakling. Your new God.

https://youtu.be/vfewWugsHEs

Russian Sambo is soooooooo hardcore that one of our two founders (both of them of whom were spec-ops military bois) had the other killed. For reasons. And this is a good thing. Duh. “/s”

In fact, Russian Sambo is soooooooooooooooo effective at the highest level that two of MMA’s Pound-for-Pound GOATS (greatest of all time) came from our discipline. One (Fedor Emelianenko) was undisputedly the baddest man of the planet and the other (Khabib Nurmagomedov) just violated MMA’s biggest star in a legitimately brutal beating. Even *I* had to admit that that stuff was hair-raising. Just pure violence amped with scientific calculation to maximize damage output with no regards to human integrity, his opponent’s or the viewers’.

Look up the names of these beautiful monsters, Saki-Chan, look up their names and records and highlights and awaken to the reality that we Sambists are on the rise. The whole world will wrestle because of us.

And it shall be glorious. Aye, even the Red King himself will rejoice and moan in envy.


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I might blow my brains out
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post Dec 19 2018, 02:06 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 19 2018, 05:08 AM) *

QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 19 2018, 04:52 AM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 17 2018, 01:40 AM) *

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRA

MY MANS I WILL ERADICATE YOUR LEARNED CHEW-CHIPS-SOUP BY USING MY RUSSIAN SAMBO THAT I HAVE LEARNED ON YOUTUBE AND **PRACTICED TO PERFECTION ON MY DOG AND MY PILLOW**. POOPITY-DE-SCOOP IM GONNA BEND YOU INTO LOOPS YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAWWW.

Also milk first before cereal. All of you... you can’t argue with this. Milk first before cereal.


Russian.... sambo.... ? O.o


Behold, weakling. Your new God.

https://youtu.be/vfewWugsHEs

Russian Sambo is soooooooo hardcore that one of our two founders (both of them of whom were spec-ops military bois) had the other killed. For reasons. And this is a good thing. Duh. “/s”

In fact, Russian Sambo is soooooooooooooooo effective at the highest level that two of MMA’s Pound-for-Pound GOATS (greatest of all time) came from our discipline. One (Fedor Emelianenko) was undisputedly the baddest man of the planet and the other (Khabib Nurmagomedov) just violated MMA’s biggest star in a legitimately brutal beating. Even *I* had to admit that that stuff was hair-raising. Just pure violence amped with scientific calculation to maximize damage output with no regards to human integrity, his opponent’s or the viewers’.

Look up the names of these beautiful monsters, Saki-Chan, look up their names and records and highlights and awaken to the reality that we Sambists are on the rise. The whole world will wrestle because of us.

And it shall be glorious. Aye, even the Red King himself will rejoice and moan in envy.



BOLD: I took the GOAT in Fallout 3, does that help? rollinglaugh.gif


** that vid looks like me trying to get my dog into the bathtub!






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post Dec 19 2018, 03:12 PM
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I must break you


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some good news that I myself suffer the same when trying to get my little Queen into the showers


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post Dec 19 2018, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 19 2018, 09:12 AM) *

I must break you


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some good news that I myself suffer the same when trying to get my little Queen into the showers



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post Dec 19 2018, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 15 2018, 03:03 PM) *
I LIKED SOLO!!! THERE I SAID IT!!!

*shrug* I enjoyed it, too. Could have done without the corny last name reveal, but otherwise it is a fun ride.
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post Dec 20 2018, 08:32 PM
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Yeah that video definitely reminded me of getting my dog in the tub.

But it looks like it could be fun.


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post Dec 21 2018, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 21 2018, 04:32 AM) *

Yeah that video definitely reminded me of getting my dog in the tub.

But it looks like it could be fun.

The most fun you can have, I guarantee you that.

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post Dec 22 2018, 03:45 PM
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There aren't even any arguments being had in this thread! THIS. MAKES. ME. ANGRY!!!

RAGE.GIF

I'm ready to start something RIGHT NOW! Fight me, all of you!


Mirocu isn't actually a bird.

Dark Reaper isn't actually a reaper.

Uleni doesn't throw hands because he doesn't have any hands with which to throw.

And mALX...well, she actually is a squirrel. Just not a mind-controlling one.


GIVE ME ANGER. THE INNER TROLL IN ME MUST FEED.

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QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 22 2018, 08:45 AM) *

There aren't even any arguments being had in this thread! THIS. MAKES. ME. ANGRY!!!

RAGE.GIF

I'm ready to start something RIGHT NOW! Fight me, all of you!


Mirocu isn't actually a bird.

Dark Reaper isn't actually a reaper.

Uleni doesn't throw hands because he doesn't have any hands with which to throw.

And mALX...well, she actually is a squirrel. Just not a mind-controlling one.


GIVE ME ANGER. THE INNER TROLL IN ME MUST FEED.

Wise man, not contesting MY moniker, as I truly am Decrepit. Then again, maybe that's a false argument? I say not...which might also be false. I say not...


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post Dec 22 2018, 04:38 PM
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YOU DARN MONGOLIANS!!! STOP BREAKING DOWN MY CITY WALL !!!!


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