You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when... Options

[King Of Beasts]

That's weird. You're much farther north, I would think you'd get lots of snow, or at least more than we do. Are you near the coast?

My brother went to school in Boston, they'd get slammed every winter. Then again, this was back in the late 80s/early 90s

I'm not too far from the coast. But I really dislike the fact that it won't snow and it's always cold. Christmas is close, AND THERE'S NO SNOW!! It's not right. Any way....

You Know you've been playing skyrim too long when....

You expect the spiders you kill to send out an electric shock when you kill them

When you try to forage a sword in a fire pit in your backyard

When you start speaking in the dragon language

When you believe the thieves guild lives in the city sewers

When you began to call the city sewers " The Ratway"

When hiking, you expect a spriggan to jump out from a tree and attack you

When you try to summon atronachs

When you are mad, you try to use the storm call shout

Instead of saying " Oh my god" you say " By the nine divines!"

When you try to cast a magelight spell in total darkness.

When you start seeing two moons

[Lady Saga]

When you go to the Supermarket and expect somebody to greet you saying "I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store". Guilty

When hiking, you expect a spriggan to jump out from a tree and attack you

I could see this being an issue for me. It's been awhile since I've really been on a long hike, but after awhile the mind starts to wander....

[King Of Beasts]

When hiking, you expect a spriggan to jump out from a tree and attack you

I could see this being an issue for me. It's been awhile since I've really been on a long hike, but after awhile the mind starts to wander....

That's true. You never know what might jump out on you while hiking. Anyway....

You know you've been playing skyrim too long when....

You hear peacful music in the woods, even though you're the only one there

You see a crosshair in the center of your vision

Your convinced its snowing in the middle of summer

You expect a magic to be cast at you when you pray in a church

You expect a spell to be cast at you during a fistfight if someone is more than 10 feet away from you

You are convinced there is treasure in the burnt down house in your neighborhood

When spiders look about the size of a horse when you see them

When you have the urge to explore caves

When you began to wear hide and fur armor

When you carry around a sword

[King Coin]

When spiders look about the size of a horse when you see them

Hey, don't judge.

[King Of Beasts]

When spiders look about the size of a horse when you see them

Hey, don't judge.

I have arachnophobia so all spiders look gigantic to me, but if there's a spider that looks like its the size of a horse that's a different story....

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Dec 20 2012, 02:03 AM

[Colonel Mustard]

When spiders look about the size of a horse when you see them

Nah, that just means you're in Australia.


You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when you hang on to fake jewellery to use as a soul gem.

[Elisabeth Hollow]

When you say "I can't find my coinpurse," instead of wallet XD

When you tell someone "That'll be 12 gold" instead of dollars.

Sigh. When you call someone a s'wit and get angry when they are like "A wha?"

When you grab your husband's sword he keeps in the closet and say "This blade is dull. Where's the nearest blacksmith?"

All of these things...I have done. lol

[Lady Saga]

When you say "I can't find my coinpurse," instead of wallet XD

I love this one especially!

[Elisabeth Hollow]

When you say "I can't find my coinpurse," instead of wallet XD

I love this one especially!

True story lol

[King Of Beasts]

You know you've been playing too much skyrim when......

You refer to the "Blue Man" group as a group of dark elf refugees.

When you call your pet iguana am argonian, and ask him why he isn't wearing clothes.

When when you here your pet cat say "Maiq knows much, tells some"

When you believe that soda will increase your stamina.

When you insist that the military is the stormcloak army.

When you insist the military is the Imperial Legion

When you wake up, the first thing that goes through your mind is dragons.

When you believe that there are guild halls somewhere in your city.

When you ask why there is a strange machine in your driveway instead of a horse.

When you start wearing knee armor so you don't get an arrow to the knee.

When you believe that the poison ivy in your backyard is nirnroot, and you go and try to pick it(GUILTY)

This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Jan 5 2013, 07:28 AM

[Lady Saga]

When you believe that soda will increase your stamina.

Ha ha I am guilty! Not of this one specifically, but I occasionally will eat something, like mushrooms in my salad, and wonder if my fatigue will get lifted! Sometimes I swear it has worked, as I do feel a bit more energetic sometimes after a good salad.