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Lady Saga |
Apr 22 2012, 01:58 AM
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Joined: 20-February 12
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...you go to the doctor, and he prescribes a treatment for low-light deficiency syndrome! you get it when somebody makes an "arrow in the knee" joke. you accidentally call your boss a "Jarl". you look towards your feet and see three bars floating in the air. One's red, one's blue, and one's green. you look up and suddenly know which direction you're going, what sort of buildings are nearby, and if any enemies are about. you put Oblivion in for the first time in awhile, see that you have a lot of ingredients, and wonder where the nearest mixing station is. Even though your character has a mortar & pestle! . This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Apr 22 2012, 01:59 AM
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McBadgere |
Apr 22 2012, 06:21 AM
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Councilor
Joined: 21-October 11
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You look at far off mountains to see if there's a Dragon flying around them... You get close to mountains and you go "Yeeeeah...Few jumps and I'll be up there no problem..." When one of your kids (the girl), upon hearing the wife say of shop goods, "This is just rubbish." turn around and say. "Mummy, you may call them rubbish, but me, I call them treasures." You pick up the post in the morning and declare happily - "I have letters to read." There's one about Brynjolf's elixir which I won't mention... ... This post has been edited by McBadgere: Apr 22 2012, 06:21 AM
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Uleni Athram |
Apr 22 2012, 12:20 PM
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Master
Joined: 19-September 11
From: From: From: From
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... you make a thread about how addicted you are at playing Skyrim.
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I likey what I did there! Hagh!
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I wanna slap people and tell them I love them
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Lady Saga |
Apr 22 2012, 02:02 PM
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Mouth
Joined: 20-February 12
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Haa ha yea, that's true, UA. I'm a TES addict, and happily so QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 22 2012, 01:21 AM) When one of your kids (the girl), upon hearing the wife say of shop goods, "This is just rubbish." turn around and say. "Mummy, you may call them rubbish, but me, I call them treasures."
This one is priceless. You know you've been playing too much Skyrim when you start to think the horse you've been riding might just off and attack somebody, unprovoked. ...you start to wear different jewelry because you think you're going to get better prices. ....you start looking forward to some overcast, rainy weather (guilty). .
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Captain Hammer |
Apr 22 2012, 05:03 PM
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Knower
Joined: 6-March 09
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You know you've been playing TES V: Skyrim too long when..
..you walk into work in the morning and say "Drem Yol Lok everyone."
..you try to chill a drink by saying "Fo" in a drawn-out way.
..somebody makes a joke about finding a grey hair and you immediately wonder whether Ivarstead has an early-bird special.
..you let the TV remain broken lest the repairman accidentally sink half your town trying to fix it (and somebody immediately retorts "That wasn't their fault!").
..a debate involving religion and politics immediately makes you look around for elves, or known associates of Thalmor elves.
..you're constantly looking up for fear of attack/death-from-above.
..you're asked to sweep and the first thing you try is "Fus!", then "Fus Ro!", and finally "Fus Ro Dah!"
This post has been edited by Captain Hammer: Apr 22 2012, 06:33 PM
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Lady Saga |
Apr 22 2012, 10:52 PM
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Mouth
Joined: 20-February 12
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You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when you walk into a bar and wonder if the bartender has a "clean mug around here someplace" .....you go outside during the day and wonder what that strange orange ball is up in the sky. .....you find yourself wanting to pick every flower, mushroom, and grass pod you see. ... you eat raw flowers, hoping they'll have a beneficial effect. ...your boss gives you a task you're unfamilar with, and you try to cast a Clairvoyance to see where to begin.
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Taaron |
Jun 25 2012, 03:48 AM
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Retainer
Joined: 24-June 12
From: The plains of Oblivion
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You know you've been playing Skyrim for too long if you wake up and are expecting someone to tell you that you didnt gain any bonuses because of your beast blood. unfortunetly, i am guilty.
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"It is time for Nords to learn the truth. Eternal life can be theirs, without the need to spend an entire mortal life in vain pursuit of something completely unattainable. In the end, all valiant Nords can enter Sovngarde. "[/color]
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McBadgere |
Dec 17 2012, 07:38 AM
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Councilor
Joined: 21-October 11
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When you look up into the driving rain and shout "Lok-Va-Koor!!"...And actually be gutted it didn't work... (Clear skies shout btw...Works for the snow and rain in game...Just so you know... )
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Lady Saga |
Dec 17 2012, 04:07 PM
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Mouth
Joined: 20-February 12
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 17 2012, 12:05 AM) When you drop what you're holding on the floor in hopes that it will land on the table
Ha ha I'm guilty! QUOTE When you walk around in the middle of winter in shorts and short sleeve shorts without a jacket
When you're comvinced you have a 50% resistance to frost
Guilty. I really think I do have at least a 10% frost resistance; I happen to be one of "those" people who loves cold weather. Wash my hands in cold water, walk around barefoot in snow (when it actually snows in Maryland). This post has been edited by Lady Saga: Dec 17 2012, 04:08 PM
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King Of Beasts |
Dec 17 2012, 10:50 PM
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Ancient
Joined: 15-November 12
From: Imperial City,Cyrodiil
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QUOTE(Lady Saga @ Dec 17 2012, 07:07 AM) QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 17 2012, 12:05 AM) When you drop what you're holding on the floor in hopes that it will land on the table
Ha ha I'm guilty! QUOTE When you walk around in the middle of winter in shorts and short sleeve shorts without a jacket
When you're comvinced you have a 50% resistance to frost
Guilty. I really think I do have at least a 10% frost resistance; I happen to be one of "those" people who loves cold weather. Wash my hands in cold water, walk around barefoot in snow (when it actually snows in Maryland). At least it snows in Maryland! It just won't snow in Connecticut! The skies are always gray. It rains, but never snows. I'm definitely guilty of being convinced that u have a 50% first resistance. This post has been edited by King Of Beasts: Dec 17 2012, 10:50 PM
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