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mirocu
post Sep 19 2013, 04:02 PM
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Or just try to be funny cause that one flew right by me! tongue.gif


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post Sep 19 2013, 04:21 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 11:02 AM) *

So, I am too understand that you actually do spit~takes?

I must try to be more unexpectedly funny more often...



Yes, Liz got me a few weeks back with Stefan listening at the door. Keyboard, monitor - urk.


@ Mirocu - add honey to that list. I just remembered the incident where honey got into the keyboard.

If I take it to the shop and drop it off, they will have it clean by the time I get done shopping or something. I don't want to be without it. I asked my husband and son both for a new gaming keyboard for Xmas, so I probably will be getting a new one.





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post Sep 19 2013, 04:22 PM
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Your words...I both hear and understand them,....yet I have no idea what it is you just said. I can capture lightning in a jar, and I have no idea what you just said.
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post Sep 19 2013, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:21 PM) *

I asked my husband and son both for a new gaming keyboard for Xmas, so I probably will be getting a new one.

I think I would SPEW!!! and fall backwards if either of my parents ever asked me for a gaming keyboard! rollinglaugh.gif


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post Sep 19 2013, 04:24 PM
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And speaking of spit-spray (is that what you called it?) Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone and had them say something that just caused you to spray your drink at the table? (He actually did take me out again after that, but held up shields over his side of the table before speaking (which made me laugh even more).




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post Sep 19 2013, 04:26 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM) *

Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone

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post Sep 19 2013, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 11:22 AM) *

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Your words...I both hear and understand them,....yet I have no idea what it is you just said. I can capture lightning in a jar, and I have no idea what you just said.


Huh? You asked if I really did spit-spray - and I said yes! (and added that Liz caused me to spray just a few weeks ago with something she said about Stefan listening at a door).



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post Sep 19 2013, 04:31 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:23 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:21 PM) *

I asked my husband and son both for a new gaming keyboard for Xmas, so I probably will be getting a new one.

I think I would SPEW!!! and fall backwards if either of my parents ever asked me for a gaming keyboard! rollinglaugh.gif



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Hey, I'd ask the bum on the downtown street corner for one if I thought he'd do it, ROFL !!!




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post Sep 19 2013, 04:34 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:26 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM) *

Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone

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Show them your left arm. You'll have to beat them off with a stick, lol.





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post Sep 19 2013, 04:35 PM
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Is Lizzie at work today? I thought she wasn't on the schedule? Grrrr, I wanted to tell her about the obnoxious bananas my husband brought home from the store.




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post Sep 19 2013, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:34 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:26 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM) *

Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone

Nope smile.gif



Show them your left arm. You'll have to beat them off with a stick, lol.

Oh, so that´s what it is about? And here I was, showing them my right arm! dry.gif


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post Sep 19 2013, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:42 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:34 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:26 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM) *

Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone

Nope smile.gif



Show them your left arm. You'll have to beat them off with a stick, lol.

Oh, so that´s what it is about? And here I was, showing them my right arm! dry.gif


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post Sep 19 2013, 04:46 PM
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Nope, right handed. And lucky I am for that, otherwise it would be weird riding my motorcycle since I´d be gasing with the "wrong" hand wacko.gif


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post Sep 19 2013, 04:52 PM
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I just need I scream at someone. kvleft.gif


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Scream at me, I can take it biggrin.gif


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post Sep 19 2013, 04:56 PM
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Too late. I screamed at my boss. I might get fired XD


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post Sep 19 2013, 04:57 PM
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post Sep 19 2013, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:46 AM) *

Nope, right handed. And lucky I am for that, otherwise it would be weird riding my motorcycle since I´d be gasing with the "wrong" hand wacko.gif



Really, Lizzy needs to be here today. I'm getting stocked up with jokes to tell her, and by the time she gets home I won't remember a one of them!

It doesn't matter which handed I am when I try to ride a bike as anything but the passenger. I drove 65 miles in first gear once because I couldn't shift it, some little Italian motorcycle, lol. I had already paid for it, and the guy wouldn't give me my money back. Said I had to pick something else off the lot. I was TICKED!







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Too late. I screamed at my boss. I might get fired XD



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