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[Elisabeth Hollow]

So, we have a Kinect, and I'm browsing Netflix via voice. Snuggles is next to me on the couch.

"Xbox, back to browse."

Snuggles: "BACK TO BROWSE!"

Me: "Shhh. Xbox, previous list."

Snuggles: "PLAY THREE!"

Me: "NOOOOOOO!"

Really didn't watch to watch "Girls Gone Dead" lol

[Kiln]

Not a fan of the kinect. Although I do see the allure of the ninja fruit slicer game.

If I had that game would laugh maniacally the whole time I played and wear spandex in front of the window so the neighbors could ridicule me.

[mALX]

You can have my stimpak

Aw, thanks Kobby! I'll split it with you if Mustard hit you too.

So, we have a Kinect, and I'm browsing Netflix via voice. Snuggles is next to me on the couch.

"Xbox, back to browse."

Snuggles: "BACK TO BROWSE!"

Me: "Shhh. Xbox, previous list."

Snuggles: "PLAY THREE!"

Me: "NOOOOOOO!"

Really didn't watch to watch "Girls Gone Dead" lol

ROFL!!!


Husband: "Come on, Baby; I'm going to make my move..."

Kinect: "Did you say you would like to watch a movie?"

[mirocu]

I never want anything that reacts to my movement or voice. I WANT BUTTONS AND LEVERS, GODDAMMIT!!

[Kiln]

I never want anything that reacts to my movement or voice. I WANT BUTTONS AND LEVERS, GODDAMMIT!!

I agree. Call me old fashioned but I need a controller!

[mirocu]

Yay! Once again I have a moderator on my side!

Imagine having your car react to your voice. Then imagine having a conversation with someone in it.

"So today I left work early and...."

-car turns left into a bus stop-

"Back up two feet while turning the wheels to the left"

-car executes order-

"Turn right out into the correct lane towards our pre-designated destination while avoiding other traffic"

-car executes order-

"As I was saying, I le.... I exited work early and..."

-car opens all doors at high speed to allow exit-


Oh, yeah. I want one of those Especially if it also talks back to you and works like Steam-based games with forced updates and whatnot!

And no, I´m not trying to act superior because I talked down on Steam again so please save it.

This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 18 2013, 11:20 AM

[Elisabeth Hollow]

I nevr wanted the Kinect, and we both hate it and never use it. I only used it this time because I somehow lost the controller lol

[mirocu]

If both of you hate it, why did you get it?

Edit: Oh, you mean the voice control, not the Kinect itself. D´oh.

This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 18 2013, 11:36 AM

[Colonel Mustard]

I'm just waiting for the day that I can wirelessly connec to devices and control them with my mind. Transhumanism ftw!

[mirocu]

I don´t trust my mind enough to have things controlled by it without the physical middle-hand. Literally

[Colonel Mustard]

With my superior mind, however, I would instantly improve any device that I came into contact with.

[King Of Beasts]

I don't like anything voice activated. It can never understand what I'm saying, lol

[mALX]

I don't like anything voice activated. It can never understand what I'm saying, lol

Kobby: "Yo, ah wanna play some Oblivion, britch. Now get your arse in gear and put it on the screen!"

Kinect: "Huh? Er..."


Liz and mALX: "Would ya'll mind gittin' me that there Oblivion game on pleeyus?"


Kinect: "Huh? What?"

[King Of Beasts]

My accent is closer to yours and Liz's. I try to use Siri and wierd words come out, lol

[mirocu]

Voice activated stuff never work!

[King Of Beasts]

It neve understands me, and that pisses me off

[Colonel Mustard]

I, on the other hand, would activate Kinect like so: "Why, old bean, would you be so kind as to play Mass Effect? One feels in the mood for some space opera."

Kinect: "Of course sir, I shall start playing it immediately. I notice that it is time for afternoon tea; would you care for a hot beverage or a light snack?"

Mustard: "A cup of tea and a scone would be a capital accompaniment to my gaming."

Kinect: "Very good sir. Jam and cream for the scone?"

Mustard: "Why of course, old boy."

Kinect: "I shall do so at once, sir."

Mustard: "Good show."

This post has been edited by Colonel Mustard: Oct 18 2013, 02:46 PM

[mirocu]

@Mustard -

It´s like the movie The Avengers! (NOT the superhero flick)

This post has been edited by mirocu: Oct 18 2013, 02:47 PM

[King Of Beasts]

Well, not everyone has an intelligent kinect, mustard

[mirocu]

Especially not an intelligent British Kinect!