The Wobbly Goblet Discussion Thread, Out Of Character Stuff Goes Here Options

[mALX]

-laughs hysterically-

Geez, the things that pass by my knowledge base that I shouldn't have let go by, lol.

[Black Hand]

"....aaand the tasty southern dish reaches across the lines and throat-punches the squirrel: reclaiming her crown with a subtle and eloquent prose reminding our readers of Ahnassi and her non-discriminatory taste in men from Morrowind. 'PC name is an Argonian and Ahnassi is Khajiit, this suits Ahnassi just fine!' But, its Ahnassi on the receiving end this time! This message brought to you by Milton's Blue Cola. I have no idea what it is, but Rohirrim said he preferred it last time, and we want to appeal to as wide a demographic as is possible!!"

[mALX]

"....aaand the tasty southern dish reaches across the lines and throat-punches the squirrel: reclaiming her crown with a subtle and eloquent prose reminding our readers of Ahnassi and her non-discriminatory taste in men from Morrowind. 'PC name is an Argonian and Ahnassi is Khajiit, this suits Ahnassi just fine!' But, its Ahnassi on the receiving end this time! This message brought to you by Milton's Blue Cola. I have no idea what it is, but Rohirrim said he preferred it last time, and we want to appeal to as wide a demographic as is possible!!"

Hey wait, I'm also from the south; the true south = below the Mason-Dixon line. So did I just throat punch myself? And why? Wait, who is the Argonian, and where? Is he in a robe? What?

[Black Hand]

I don't know. But I see the fight looking something like this...substituting the men for two Southern Belles of course.

One of the best Sitcom fights, EVAR!

[Elisabeth Hollow]

I feel like there's an innuendo battle going on, and I want in!

[Black Hand]

I feel like there's an innuendo battle going on, and I want in!

Well, it's not really a 'battle' so much as me trading my fictional 'crown' between Grits and mALX in which of them brings about my Horrified Batman face at home.

More of a running gag at this point in time with my second announcer post. Trying to earn it, probably guarantees you won't

[Elisabeth Hollow]

Is that a challenge?

[Black Hand]

Is that a challenge?

....maybe.

[mALX]

My filthy mind has been approved by Foxy, can't get much better honor than that in the Dherty In-U-Endo field.

[Black Hand]

My filthy mind has been approved by Foxy, can't get much better honor than that in the Dherty In-U-Endo field.

Being number one...just means that there's always a challenger that will rise to take that crown. It is...the order of things. I cannot deny her right in this matter.

Even if trying to take it is a little besides the point...she merely took it as a challenge, and my sick, twisted curiosity wants to see what she can come up with.

"..oh my various effigies and deities, ladies and germs! It would seem that this thirsty announcer who is sipping on some Barry's Red Cola as we speak has created a 'dirty-off'! Three women; only one a willing participant, has come together to try and see: Who Is Chorrol's Dherty-est In-your-endoizer? Head out and stock up now on some Barry's Red and Milton's Blue Colas! Because this promises to get real hot; real quick!"

[King Coin]

KC never told me about this aspect of DnD!

Results vary dramatically I guess.

[mALX]

KC never told me about this aspect of DnD!

Results vary dramatically I guess.

mALX: "Hello, DM? Does this group run around in robes with...er...you know."

DM: "We do not pander to your type."

mALX: "Do you know a DnD group that does?"

[mALX]

My filthy mind has been approved by Foxy, can't get much better honor than that in the Dherty In-U-Endo field.

Being number one...just means that there's always a challenger that will rise to take that crown. It is...the order of things. I cannot deny her right in this matter.

Even if trying to take it is a little besides the point...she merely took it as a challenge, and my sick, twisted curiosity wants to see what she can come up with.

"..oh my various effigies and deities, ladies and germs! It would seem that this thirsty announcer who is sipping on some Barry's Red Cola as we speak has created a 'dirty-off'! Three women; only one a willing participant, has come together to try and see: Who Is Chorrol's Dherty-est In-your-endoizer? Head out and stock up now on some Barry's Red and Milton's Blue Colas! Because this promises to get real hot; real quick!"

*mALX leans back in chair, sips ice tea* "Bring it, Lizzie."

[Colonel Mustard]

KC never told me about this aspect of DnD!

Results vary dramatically I guess.

mALX: "Hello, DM? Does this group run around in robes with...er...you know."

DM: "We do not pander to your type."

mALX: "Do you know a DnD group that does?"

DnD player popping in quickly.

Any group. Any DnD group. Give the players a world where they have power, no moral consequences to stop them and no sense of guilt or remorse to feel, and they will anything. I've been there, man, and it was awesome!

Also, I just want to say that Telvanni Bug Musk proceedings that are, uh, proceeding, are downright hilarious.

[mALX]

KC never told me about this aspect of DnD!

Results vary dramatically I guess.

mALX: "Hello, DM? Does this group run around in robes with...er...you know."

DM: "We do not pander to your type."

mALX: "Do you know a DnD group that does?"

DnD player popping in quickly.

Any group. Any DnD group. Give the players a world where they have power, no moral consequences to stop them and no sense of guilt or remorse to feel, and they will anything. I've been there, man, and it was awesome!

Also, I just want to say that Telvanni Bug Musk proceedings that are, uh, proceeding, are downright hilarious.

I blame Grits for once again riling Liz and I to new lows of humor, ROFL !!!

[Black Hand]

KC never told me about this aspect of DnD!

Results vary dramatically I guess.

mALX: "Hello, DM? Does this group run around in robes with...er...you know."

DM: "We do not pander to your type."

mALX: "Do you know a DnD group that does?"

DnD player popping in quickly.

Any group. Any DnD group. Give the players a world where they have power, no moral consequences to stop them and no sense of guilt or remorse to feel, and they will anything. I've been there, man, and it was awesome!

Also, I just want to say that Telvanni Bug Musk proceedings that are, uh, proceeding, are downright hilarious.

I've only played one DnD game in my life. Friend of my Brother's and it was off and on for about a year and a half. My...vocal talents came into play. The world setting was a Hawaiian culture base, IDK beyond that. I constantly challenged people in character: "You have no Hekla!" "I will test his Hekla!" "If I were to measure this one's Hekla into numerical figures; my estimate would be well over nine thousand!"

Hekla was supposed to mean: Mettle. It became the official term for it as well. Repetitive Stress Disorder enforced application!

[mALX]

I've only played one DnD game in my life. Friend of my Brother's and it was off and on for about a year and a half. My...vocal talents came into play. The world setting was a Hawaiian culture base, IDK beyond that. I constantly challenged people in character: "You have no Hekla!" "I will test his Hekla!" "If I were to measure this one's Hekla into numerical figures; my estimate would be well over nine thousand!"

Hekla was supposed to mean: Mettle. It became the official term for it as well. Repetitive Stress Disorder enforced application!

But...were you in a robe and er...bug musked? (And did your hands show?)

[Black Hand]

I've only played one DnD game in my life. Friend of my Brother's and it was off and on for about a year and a half. My...vocal talents came into play. The world setting was a Hawaiian culture base, IDK beyond that. I constantly challenged people in character: "You have no Hekla!" "I will test his Hekla!" "If I were to measure this one's Hekla into numerical figures; my estimate would be well over nine thousand!"

Hekla was supposed to mean: Mettle. It became the official term for it as well. Repetitive Stress Disorder enforced application!

But...were you in a robe and er...bug musked? (And did your hands show?)

I need no robe! I am a walking Bug Musk Factory! And...apparently it doesn't matter what my robe conceals, and it would seem my large, shapely hands being exposed is apparently the same thing!

[mALX]

I've only played one DnD game in my life. Friend of my Brother's and it was off and on for about a year and a half. My...vocal talents came into play. The world setting was a Hawaiian culture base, IDK beyond that. I constantly challenged people in character: "You have no Hekla!" "I will test his Hekla!" "If I were to measure this one's Hekla into numerical figures; my estimate would be well over nine thousand!"

Hekla was supposed to mean: Mettle. It became the official term for it as well. Repetitive Stress Disorder enforced application!

But...were you in a robe and er...bug musked? (And did your hands show?)

I need no robe! I am a walking Bug Musk Factory! And...apparently it doesn't matter what my robe conceals, and it would seem my large, shapely hands being exposed is apparently the same thing!

No, the Hekla must surpass the hand. I mean seriously, if a bunch of men are standing around in tent-shaped robes, who is going to be looking at hands? We can see them anytime - and have hands ourselves,

[Elisabeth Hollow]

[quote name='mALX' date='Aug 31 2013, 05:47 PM' post='187796']
[quote name='Black Hand' post='187795' date='Aug 31 2013, 06:37 PM']

No, the Hekla must surpass the hand. I mean seriously, if a bunch of men are standing around in tent-shaped robes, who is going to be looking at hands? We can see them anytime - and have hands ourselves,
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Sometimes our own hands are better than other hands.