Caption This! Options

[Grits]

The Tales and Tallows party lasted well past dawn, and then Dino ran off with a dancer’s leg bone.

[ghastley]

"Wow! Last time I tried this, all I got was rats."

[SubRosa]

The DeadHeads are in town!

[mALX]

That one stood out above the rest, and that wasn't easy to do! The cake is yours, SubRosa! (of course, it has nothing to do with the fact that I am/have always been a "Dead head," lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YSTeJOxiaw




Here, you get a special Jerry Garcia cake for that answer:











This post has been edited by mALX: Jun 3 2016, 07:03 AM

[SubRosa]

Here is one from Hecate's recent adventures that could use a caption

[ghastley]

"I'm not sure what this thing in my hand is. It appears to be an analogue version of a pip-boy, or something like that."

[mirocu]

"Sophia just sat there when she learned they still used 56K modem in the public library"

[mALX]

The Arlington Library had hired a full staff; including security - yet I still couldn't get anyone to help me; and I was the only customer in line...grumble grumble...

[Acadian]

Hecate enjoyed reading the adventures of Buttercup.

[Lopov]

"Well, then let's read this fabled Alesia Ottus' Guide to the Capital Wasteland..."

[SubRosa]

Since there are no more players, I am going to pass the to Lopov for his clever inclusion of Alessia Ottus and her city guides. Take it away Lopov!

[Lopov]

Thank you!

Caption this...

[Acadian]

So many women, so little time.

[ghastley]

"Pardon me if I don't get up, but I might never find this chair again."

[SubRosa]

They all have those bumps...

[mALX]

When the two women approached him simultaneously and olffered to "bring him upstairs and show him a good time;" both had a militant gleam in their eyes, rather than the seductive one that would have been usual under these circumstances.

He had a bad feeling that, whichever he chose; the outcome would be a fight between the two before any good time could be had. His choice would be best made by who he thought might win the battle unscathed and able rather than the more personally desirable.

Sadly, he forced his eyes to look away from the large round melons on "Bettina the Buxom" and chose the larger and fierce faced angular form of "Mavis the Brawler," wishing he had the stones to request a discount...

[mirocu]

Oy´m a lucky dog, oy am!

[Lopov]

It wasn't easy to pick a winner, so in the end I decided that the caption which resembles Oberon's thoughts in that situation most accurately, gets the cake.

And so the goes to Acadian, because that pic was taken during the peak of the Oblivion Crisis and while Oberon'd like to stay with the girls, he was too busy with closing gates to Oblivion and saving Tamriel.

[Acadian]

Aww, thanks, Lopov! I'm literally almost out the door for my trip out of town and am afraid I can't do justice to this at the moment. Rather than letting it languish until I'm back, I'd like to do is toss things open to anyone who has a nice screenshot in need of a caption!

[Lopov]

I understand, and in that case I think mirocu deserves the because deciding between these two captions was the difficult part since both resemble Oberon's thoughts.