Male in cowboy hat: Hey now, there's a purty little lady. All dressed for the down and nowhere to go. Just like me, heh. Think I'll ask 'would she like a drink'. Hoo boy, but what if I get turned down? That'd be mighty embarrassin'. A'course, lotsa time these days the ladies like bein' with the ladies, knowwhatImean? Hmm. Think I'll give it a shot anyway. What can it hurt? Here goes...
Purty little lady: Jeez, what's up with this load? What do I gotta do to get some bonehead guy to buy me a [censored] drink around this joint?