I'm new here in Bruma myself. I'm from down Heartland way. Nords up here - no offense - don't work as hard as us Imperial Heartlanders
I work haaaard. Folks like Skjorta and Olfand give us Nords a bad name. Drinking and carrying on until all hours
mirocu
Nov 26 2025, 04:56 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 23 2025, 08:58 PM)
I work haaaard. Folks like Skjorta and Olfand give us Nords a bad name. Drinking and carrying on until all hours
Something on your mind, Goldenrod?
RaderOfTheLostArk
Nov 28 2025, 05:01 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 26 2025, 10:56 AM)
Something on your mind, Goldenrod?
Not funny. Not even a little bit.
mirocu
Nov 28 2025, 06:32 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Nov 28 2025, 05:01 PM)
Not funny. Not even a little bit.
Evening, citizen
TheCheshireKhajiit
Dec 2 2025, 05:15 PM
I see you have a black bow. Would you like to turn it in for the bounty?
mirocu
Dec 2 2025, 05:20 PM
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 2 2025, 05:15 PM)
I see you have a black bow. Would you like to turn it in for the bounty?
Nords who drink either get friendly or mean. I'm here to deal with the mean ones
TheCheshireKhajiit
Dec 2 2025, 07:03 PM
Add a few hairs to a Nord, and you’ve got a bear!
mirocu
Dec 2 2025, 07:08 PM
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 2 2025, 07:03 PM)
Add a few hairs to a Nord, and you’ve got a bear!
It's a shame that Selena doesn't join in our fun, but she takes her role as an Alchemist very seriously. If you need supplies, she's the one to see
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 3 2025, 03:13 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 2 2025, 01:08 PM)
It's a shame that Selena doesn't join in our fun, but she takes her role as an Alchemist very seriously. If you need supplies, she's the one to see
Behold the Savage Garden, where my disciples are tempered for a higher destiny: to rule over Tamriel Reborn. If you are truly the Hero of destiny, as I hope, the Garden will not hold you for long. Lift your eyes to Carac Agaialor, my seat at the pinnacle of Paradise. I shall await you there.
mirocu
Dec 3 2025, 05:08 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 3 2025, 03:13 PM)
Behold the Savage Garden, where my disciples are tempered for a higher destiny: to rule over Tamriel Reborn. If you are truly the Hero of destiny, as I hope, the Garden will not hold you for long. Lift your eyes to Carac Agaialor, my seat at the pinnacle of Paradise. I shall await you there.
I've heard others say the same....
mirocu
Dec 5 2025, 05:42 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 3 2025, 05:08 PM)
I've heard others say the same....
You choose to share your time with me? You humble me...
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 6 2025, 01:56 AM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 5 2025, 11:42 AM)
You choose to share your time with me? You humble me...
Any idea what Gromm will do now that old Baenlin is dead?
mirocu
Dec 6 2025, 09:54 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 6 2025, 01:56 AM)
Any idea what Gromm will do now that old Baenlin is dead?
Not a chance..!
mirocu
Dec 8 2025, 05:37 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 6 2025, 09:54 PM)
Not a chance..!
Do you know Jantus Brolus, the Spellsword?
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 9 2025, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 8 2025, 11:37 AM)
Do you know Jantus Brolus, the Spellsword?
You can't imagine the fuss some people make. My rats are no problem for anyone.
mirocu
Dec 10 2025, 03:50 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 9 2025, 05:35 PM)
You can't imagine the fuss some people make. My rats are no problem for anyone.
By the gods, snow's coming down. I don't see many wanderers out here in the wild but you look like you can take care of yourself
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 11 2025, 11:50 AM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 10 2025, 09:50 AM)
By the gods, snow's coming down. I don't see many wanderers out here in the wild but you look like you can take care of yourself
My task is to know and love the people of Bravil as if they were my own children. If you have ever been a parent, you know what a challenge that is.
Lena Wolf
Dec 11 2025, 02:47 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 11 2025, 11:50 AM)
My task is to know and love the people of Bravil as if they were my own children. If you have ever been a parent, you know what a challenge that is.
Not so loud, please! What a headache I've got... I'm Agnete the Smith. 'The Pickled' they call me. Sure wish I was pickled right now.
mirocu
Dec 12 2025, 06:48 PM
QUOTE(Lena Wolf @ Dec 11 2025, 02:47 PM)
Not so loud, please! What a headache I've got... I'm Agnete the Smith. 'The Pickled' they call me. Sure wish I was pickled right now.
What is your wish, you who have been blessed by our Lady's voice?
mirocu
Dec 13 2025, 06:49 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 12 2025, 06:48 PM)
What is your wish, you who have been blessed by our Lady's voice?
Do you enjoy spending time at Olav's Tap and Tack?
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 14 2025, 05:50 PM
QUOTE(Lena Wolf @ Dec 11 2025, 08:47 AM)
Not so loud, please! What a headache I've got... I'm Agnete the Smith. 'The Pickled' they call me. Sure wish I was pickled right now.
The Nords have been protective of their territory. It is no wonder they get involved in these disputes.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2025, 12:49 PM)
Do you enjoy spending time at Olav's Tap and Tack?
I understand Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.
mirocu
Dec 18 2025, 05:37 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 14 2025, 05:50 PM)
I understand Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.
Do you know Jantus Brolus, the Spellsword?
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 22 2025, 05:51 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 18 2025, 11:37 AM)
Do you know Jantus Brolus, the Spellsword?
No doubt.
Sounds like the Empire has given up on stopping the skooma trade in Elsweyr, and I hear tribal chiefs are supporting the Renrijra Krin.
Renee
Dec 22 2025, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 22 2025, 11:51 AM)
Sounds like the Empire has given up on stopping the skooma trade in Elsweyr, and I hear tribal chiefs are supporting the Renrijra Krin.
I was sitting in The Flowing Bowl, when the most fetching Nord woman you've ever seen walked in with an equally attractive Imperial woman following. After we exchanged words, I followed them out to a farmhouse. Inside, they asked me to remove my clothes and items. Well... I did... and then suddenly they brandished weapons and robbed me. They sent me away with barely a stitch of clothing! Harlots!
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 26 2025, 02:22 AM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 24 2025, 07:42 PM)
I was sitting in The Flowing Bowl, when the most fetching Nord woman you've ever seen walked in with an equally attractive Imperial woman following. After we exchanged words, I followed them out to a farmhouse. Inside, they asked me to remove my clothes and items. Well... I did... and then suddenly they brandished weapons and robbed me. They sent me away with barely a stitch of clothing! Harlots!
What's the matter? Getting TIRED?!
mirocu
Dec 27 2025, 06:04 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 26 2025, 02:22 AM)
What's the matter? Getting TIRED?!
Nothing I'd like to talk about
mirocu
Dec 29 2025, 08:06 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 27 2025, 06:04 PM)
Nothing I'd like to talk about
I make sure my guards treat the local Nords and their ways with respect
RaderOfTheLostArk
Dec 31 2025, 03:30 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 29 2025, 02:06 PM)
I make sure my guards treat the local Nords and their ways with respect
My, my, you're a big one. A Nord, I'd guess, right? So strong... But you can't bend steel, can you boy? You can't do anything to get out of here. And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. That's right. You're going to die in here. You hear me, Nord? You're going to die in here!
mirocu
Jan 2 2026, 05:26 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 31 2025, 03:30 PM)
My, my, you're a big one. A Nord, I'd guess, right? So strong... But you can't bend steel, can you boy? You can't do anything to get out of here. And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. That's right. You're going to die in here. You hear me, Nord? You're going to die in here!
Another day another Septim
Renee
Jan 2 2026, 11:33 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 2 2026, 11:26 AM)
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Dec 31 2025, 03:30 PM)
My, my, you're a big one. A Nord, I'd guess, right? So strong... But you can't bend steel, can you boy? You can't do anything to get out of here. And those big muscles? They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. That's right. You're going to die in here. You hear me, Nord? You're going to die in here!
Another day another Septim
Myyy feet are killing me.
RaderOfTheLostArk
Jan 3 2026, 06:12 AM
QUOTE(Renee @ Jan 2 2026, 05:33 PM)
Myyy feet are killing me.
I'm only asking for a single coin.
mirocu
Jan 3 2026, 08:51 AM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Jan 3 2026, 06:12 AM)
I'm only asking for a single coin.
Good, I'm hungry
RaderOfTheLostArk
Jan 4 2026, 05:55 AM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 3 2026, 02:51 AM)
Good, I'm hungry
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
(repeats ad nauseum)
mirocu
Jan 4 2026, 10:05 AM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Jan 4 2026, 05:55 AM)
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
(repeats ad nauseum)
Go take your break
RaderOfTheLostArk
Jan 5 2026, 10:45 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 4 2026, 04:05 AM)
Go take your break
Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni!
Renee
Jan 6 2026, 03:04 AM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Jan 5 2026, 04:45 PM)
Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni!
DON'T TRY TO MANIPULATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mirocu
Jan 6 2026, 08:38 AM
QUOTE(Renee @ Jan 6 2026, 03:04 AM)
DON'T TRY TO MANIPULATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's about time..!
RaderOfTheLostArk
Jan 6 2026, 08:05 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 6 2026, 02:38 AM)
It's about time..!
YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE FILCHER! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!
mirocu
Jan 7 2026, 05:24 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Jan 6 2026, 08:05 PM)
YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE FILCHER! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!
I see you - hello!
RaderOfTheLostArk
Jan 8 2026, 04:33 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 7 2026, 11:24 AM)
I see you - hello!
By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!
mirocu
Jan 8 2026, 05:16 PM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Jan 8 2026, 04:33 PM)
By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!
The Altmer have powerful wizards. It could be a dangerous situation..!
mirocu
Jan 9 2026, 06:38 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 8 2026, 05:16 PM)
The Altmer have powerful wizards. It could be a dangerous situation..!
You remind me of a witch I once knew. I hate witches
RaderOfTheLostArk
Jan 10 2026, 05:32 AM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 9 2026, 12:38 PM)
You remind me of a witch I once knew. I hate witches
So I've heard.
I don't know what Arch-Mage Traven has against Necromancy, but the first thing he did after taking over the Mages Guild was to ban its practice.
mirocu
Jan 10 2026, 08:54 AM
QUOTE(RaderOfTheLostArk @ Jan 10 2026, 05:32 AM)
I don't know what Arch-Mage Traven has against Necromancy, but the first thing he did after taking over the Mages Guild was to ban its practice.
Pickpocket! PICKPOCKET!!
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