Looks like he's in need of a bridge over troubled waters...

"Gerry was mostly sure that this girder was all he needed to protect him from the Mini-Nuke..."

He ate one bowl of chili, and Washington would never recover...

This!! This has got to win!!


Take it away, ´rosa!

When all else fails, go for the farting and burping humor...


A pic of Persephone playing the links

"Persephone's cry of "All Gods are bastards!!!" when her ball sailed into the water trap was about to come back and bite her..."

As Persephone celebrated reaching the green, Zeus reminded her that all gods and goddesses should use the black tees.

"Huh? When did I get blue balls?"

Wow, forgot about this!

I have to give it to McB. But I am not even sure when the last time he logged on was. I guess someone else ought to just post a pic, since he never does anyway.

Okay. I'll try one. . . Screenie.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then a took an arrow to the *gaaaahhh*

I have to contribute with the obvious one; "Don´t send an elf where an arrow can go!"

"We're gonna need a bigger bow"

http://i.imgur.com/WhNNMih.jpg


Caption:


"Mph"

*grunt*

"Contact lens fall out. Must find..."


*CRUNCH!*


"GAAAAAAH!"

Gosh, that was tough! Thank each of you for the captions.

My original title for the shot was ‘One to the knee, one to the heart.’ I love SubRosa’s nod to the obvious ‘arrow in the knee’. And mirocu has astutely captured Buffy’s profile comment from the BethSoft forum. I also like Mustard’s foreboding reference to the movie ‘Jaws’. And finally, the forever madcap mishap minxishly mayhem that only a Maxical / mALX could create!

A close call indeed, but let me give the prize to mirocu. I confess I’d love to see a shot of dear Lothie!

I didn´t think I´d win this one since I was just quoting Buffy herself rather than coming up with something on my own

But before Acadian can revoke my winnings...

Take a peek at this!

'The White Fox himself takes time to enjoy the custom head warming/massaging device he had recently installed in the guild headquarters.'

'Rocu won?

Well, I saw that coming.

As for a caption...

Very few who had not seen Lothran in private would describe him as a "hot head"...

Are you sure this will cure head lice?

"This is supposed to raise my Intelligence?"

Huh? I want a warm head and massage, wth is going on at the guild hall? And Mirocu - great screen! (and congrats on your win!)

Thanks for the contributions, folks!



I think ghastley wins this one as my own head currently does have an itch

OK, how about this one?

I have no idea why that NPC stood in front of the dragon to face the others. I wonder what she had to say?

"Well don't everyone just stand there. Someone take my picture!"

Right, now that the skeletal dragon's dead, I've got a bone to pick with you...

This is why dragons should never go on the Atkins Diet...

No, I don't have a shovel! Look, I told you, the bones will eventually just go away.

"How are we meant to make dragonscale armour now!?"

Given where she's standing, right in front of the dragon's head, I think Acadian's caption fits best.

My own thought was "A dragon behind me? I'm not falling for that one."

"How was I to know he was your mascot (or leader)? It looked like any other dragon to me! You say he talked? I didn't hear any talking!"

Thank you, ghastley!

Here's a screenie to caption.

Home, home on the range. Where the deer and atel- netches and ash hoppers play.

"ARGH! Don't tell me you forgot to douse the fireplace in our mountain cabin before we left!"

"I thought you were going to do it!"

Do you have a non-smoking section?

Thanks so much for the great captions!

Heh, my initial caption for the shot was 'Toto, I don't think were in Skyrim anymore.'

And the winner is. . . SubRosa!

Thanks Acadian!

Here is my entry

'It's okay, Darryl. Let Serana handle this one.'

The vampire couple practices their dance moves before the Black and White ball.

I am going to go with Acadian on this one. Serana really took it away from there!

Holy Cow, SubRosa! What a great shot! That needs to be put up on DeientArt or something!


Capttion:


"Give me back my sandwich, Fletcher!"


(And by the way (off topic) I was wondering this just yesterday - what is a fletcher? I noticed one in Solitude in the CK, and Oblivion added one in the Thieves Den DLC (But I never knew which one he was).

A Fletcher is the guy who makes arrows. The name comes from putting the fletchings on them. And if the Fletcher is a Christian, he also commits mutiny on the bounty, but that is a different story...

Thanks!

Here's one that needs a caption. . .

"Bang a drum for tomorrow
Bang a drum for the past
Bang a drum for the heroes that won't come back
Bang a drum for the promise
Bang a drum for the lies
Bang a drum for the lovers and the tears they've cried
Bang a drum, bang it loudly
Or as soft as you need
But as long as my heart keeps on bangin'
I got a reason to believe (I got a reason to believe)"

"Sorry, Bosmer. I don´t do requests."

Oh Thank You SR - I have wondered that several times in game when I saw that word - thought it was a derogatory name to call someone till they said you needed a Fletcher in the Thieves Den. Then when I saw that guy in Solitude, really began to wonder because nothing in his house gave a clue, lol.

Thank you!


@ Acadian - In light of SR's response, which really can't be beat:


"No no, don't "bang the drum slowly"...Here, I'll show you again; watch how I do it..."

Gosh, thanks for the great captions! I'm going to have to go with Bon Jovi SubRosa for the wonderful song lyrics!

Here:

Your turn, SubRosa!

Here is a pic that could use a caption

"Why don't you look at me like that any more? Just because she's 40 feet tall, and can't find any clothes that fit her..."

"what's that thing in the sky?"

"Damned if I know; looks like a really big bird, or maybe a..."

"Hey, it looks a bit like a drawing I made once. It was supposed to be a cow, but everyone thought it looked like a dragon..."

"Hey! Stop eyeballing mALX when she´s angry!"