HUUAH!!!

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN ARRGH!

OH, WHAT'S THE MATTAH ??? .... GET-TING TIRED?!?

ARRGH!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE WINNER! IT'S ... THE YELLOW TEAM! ...If you placed a bet on the Yellow team, go speak to the man at the gate...

does anybody else find it funny how whenever "morrowind" is mentioned the only reply is " morrowind is a dangerous place , we must hope the troubles subside quickly --

" ive heard the nervaine as gone on an exabition to akavir"

"seem like morrowind is a dangerous place"

"the deadra has overun the city of a'l ( cant spell it sorry)

"seems like morrowind is a dangerous place"

"hous indoril has abolished slavery , issint it great?!!? "

"we must hope the troubles subside quickly!!"


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whats the news from the other parts of tamriel?

I've heard others say the same....

GET YOUR BLACK HORSE COURIER HERE!

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All this stuff about having to set trolls on fire is a bunch of hooey. They don't like fire, but a good sword will cut them up fine.

How delightful! Welcome!




Off-topic: we have to get Solitudian over here!

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Kastav says he works. Ha! Flies land on him, he´s too lazy to brush them off! I´m sick of taking abuse for him, even if he is my brother!


I reckon they all will be here soon enough!

Look. A fly. Buzz, buzz. Hey. Look everybody! I'm talking to a fly! Buzz, buzz, buzz!

Flyyyin.... flyyyying... high up in the skyy....!

STOP ... TALKING!!!!

N-no, please! I- I´m sorry!

You are still talking! ... You will stop!

There once was hero named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead,
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade as be told of bold battles and gold he had made,
But then he went quiet did Ragnar the Red when he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said...
"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead, now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed..."
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel, as the brave lass Matilda charged in full if zeal...
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no mooooooore!
When his ugly red head rolled around in the floor!

Sorry! Only one copy of the Black Horse Courier per customer

Whaaa....huuuh....where? ... *HIC!*


(offtopic: this is Oblivion-only conversation, sorry! Maybe we should start a Skyrim conversation!)

I´ll get mine! Folks in this city got plenty of gold! Take from the rich and give to the poor, if you catch my drift!

Did you hear? Kvatch has been overrun with daedra!

It´s.. it´s you! The Hero of Kvatch! It is truly an honor!

BY THE NINE DIVINES . ASSAULT. ASSAULT.

By Azura! By Azura! It's the Grand Champion!

Your a strapping young man , dont be a stranger!

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Typical Altmer. Thinks the whole world is made for his convenience. If I had my way, we'd go down there and burn him out. Let him find some other place for his little "experiments"

I've heard others say the same.

That so?

Oh talk tough to me. I love tough guys!

Look at the muscle on you

You've got quite the silver tongue.

I assume you're having fun?

[COUGH]

Good to see you!

Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

I have heard that daedra worship is becoming increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.

I saw a goblin the other day. Nasty creatures.

NOOOO!!!!

A sincere welcome to you! May you be forever blessed!

-SNOORRT-

What's going on with yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

Goodbye.

*2 seconds later*

Hello!

Go away, fooooool!

You really shouldn’t have done that. Enjoy the view.

I´m so happy to see you, I could burst!

By the gods, there's no need to get violent!

A coin for an old beggar?

Have a coin beggar -gives gold coin-

WHAT?!?!

Blessings of Stendahh upon ye!!

Say what you're trying to say....

Well its nice to see my thread be so active , thats one thing i'd like to say , also ..


Watch out for them if you're heading north. We ran into goblin war parties northwest of here, while starting to build a new settlement. My family and I are still trying to figure out what to do. We spent everything we had to buy the land and supplies, so we can hardly go back. Say, do you think you could help us? We need to get the goblins off our land so we can start building our new settlement

Thank you, kind sir

Have you ever shopped...at Stonewall Shields?