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Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 23 2013, 07:33 PM) *

I rule.

I am awesome.

I got a perfectly new Android Galaxy Tablet, worth $300, for $30.

Because someone returned it from the online store. And I managed to convince a coworker of mine to let me have it. Because I'm that good.

Booyah.

Bah, that´s not hard for a girl to pull off. All you do is show your knockers cool.gif

By pulling something off... huh.gif


As to the underlined...

That depends on the size of the knockers.

Ba-Dum-Tisch!!

But seriously, no. nono.gif

Just no nono.gif
mirocu
Knock it off, guys. You´re not moderators here. If there´s an issue what my harmless jokes, they deal with it. I didn´t say anything offensive.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2013, 09:34 PM) *

Knock it off, guys. You´re not moderators here. If there´s an issue what my harmless jokes, they deal with it. I didn´t say anything offensive.


I just don't want the page going down in a sea of knocker related jokes and dodgy puns.

And I'm far too likely to supply the latter.
King Of Beasts
Don't start fighting. Either of you. Please just drop it right now, it was a joke.
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2013, 10:39 PM) *

I just don't want the page going down in a sea of knocker related jokes and dodgy puns.

I agree, but I´m beginning to feel like everything I joke about gets the third degree now.

If you think I go too far, just report it next time.
Darkness Eternal
Ah, arguments between the children of the Everything Thread has attracted me here. The chaos is sweet and lovely its like wiping your ass with silk.
mirocu
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 23 2013, 11:09 PM) *

Ah, arguments between the children of the Everything Thread has attracted me here. The chaos is sweet and lovely its like wiping your ass with silk.

I said knockers, you said ass.


Moving on..
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 23 2013, 10:09 PM) *

Ah, arguments between the children of the Everything Thread has attracted me here. The chaos is sweet and lovely its like wiping your ass with silk.


Evenin' Merve biggrin.gif
Darkness Eternal
So today I heard of a new band that had me in hysterics and potentially made me lose faith in America.

Youtube: Wtf quack like a duck.

If you see a man wearing an American flag outfit, you found the right place.
mirocu
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 23 2013, 11:15 PM) *

So today I heard of a new band that had me in hysterics and potentially made me lose faith in America.

You mean you had faith up until now?? rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 23 2013, 10:15 PM) *

So today I heard of a new band that had me in hysterics and potentially made me lose faith in America.

Youtube: Wtf quack like a duck.

If you see a man wearing an American flag outfit, you found the right place.


Faith in America?

What a quaint notion. biggrin.gif

I managed 5 seconds before I closed the tab.
Darkness Eternal
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2013, 11:20 PM) *


I managed 5 seconds before I closed the tab.

I survived the full two minutes. Past the part where he sings about "[censored] my chest for good luck."

I haven't had a good laugh in ages. But then again, we all have our different sense of humor.
mirocu
Soon off to sleep.. mellow.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 23 2013, 10:34 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2013, 11:20 PM) *


I managed 5 seconds before I closed the tab.

I survived the full two minutes. Past the part where he sings about "[censored] my chest for good luck."

I haven't had a good laugh in ages. But then again, we all have our different sense of humor.


Musician plus cape is an auto-eject for me.

Adding an American flag theme to the outfit just makes things worse. Actually any flag themed outfit would do it, now that I think of it.

*Thinks back to Geri Halliwell in Union Flag outift. ohmy.gif Shudders uncontrollably*
mirocu
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Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 23 2013, 09:07 PM) *
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Dec 23 2013, 06:07 PM) *

I love how the UK is small enough that you all pretty much have the same weather. biggrin.gif


Torrential rain here.


That, is just wrong...Absolutely and totally wrong...

There can be torrential rain, thunder...Hail...The rest of it, going on a few miles down the road...And yet we're sitting in boiling sunshine on the farm...And there's quite a big difference between what Mustard will get when he's back in Leeds (That's right isn't it?) and what Thorny will get inside the M25...

Mind you, the M25 seems to have created its own ecosystem within it anyways... biggrin.gif ...

York, actually. Close though.

And yeah, London definitely has its own microclimate. Combination of all the buildings and the cars warms everything up by a few degrees.
Callidus Thorn
Bloody hell! ohmy.gif

It's still at it outside.

Not quite as windy as it was, but it's still raining along with it.
McBadgere
You two watch yourselves out there today...It's gonna be messy - and dangerous - all along the south east... wink.gif biggrin.gif ...

For once we're getting away with it 'cause there's a bunch of mountains south of us to take some of the power out of the wind...

I saw a weather report (not the band) last night which said that all these storms and lows we're getting are basically the same ones that the US are having...So all we have to do is keep asking Kobby what his weather is, and we've got an instant advanced forecast!!... biggrin.gif ...
Rohirrim
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2013, 04:42 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2013, 10:39 PM) *

I just don't want the page going down in a sea of knocker related jokes and dodgy puns.

I agree, but I´m beginning to feel like everything I joke about gets the third degree now.

If you think I go too far, just report it next time.



[Tentative]

I sort of agree with you there. indifferent.gif

[/Tentative]
McBadgere
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2013, 09:42 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2013, 10:39 PM) *

I just don't want the page going down in a sea of knocker related jokes and dodgy puns.

I agree, but I´m beginning to feel like everything I joke about gets the third degree now.

If you think I go too far, just report it next time.


Or, I can say something to you...

Given that the mods already told you off for the earlier photo stuff...I saw something and pointed it out...

I don't need to be a mod to do that now, do I?...

And, quite obviously, it's not everything you joke about, is it?...

The page count has gone up quite considerably since anything previous has been mentioned hasn't it?...

I'm the last person to watch what he's saying, and yet somehow, I manage to not say stuff that will offend others...

Other than my love for the Peter Jackson LOTR films with Callidus, but I think that's not a crippling thing is it?... biggrin.gif ...
Elisabeth Hollow
-rasies hand-

Can I just...?

Whenever someone makes a boob joke, or a butt joke, to me, about me, or around me, it sort of makes me feel like guys see women as an assemblage of body parts meant for gratification instead of an entire person with their own mind.

Granted, I doubt anyone here is that purposely sexist. And I can admit that being a woman attracted to other women, I too am guilty of seeing body parts only from time to time. But please remember that there's a person behind each joke you make. I go through every day of work having men and women alike joke about my breasts and their size. Them being on the larger side, and having so much attention drawn to them causes me to feel like people only see me as a walking pair of, well, knockers.

I already addressed this to mirocu, and though he has yet to respond (Him going to bed shortly after I typed out the message) I'd like to think that we will come to an understanding, and the topic will be dropped.

Boobs are great. I agree. But there's more to a girl than a set of breasts, just like there's more to a man than his manly bits between his legs.

And even if you don't find the joke inherently wrong, I'm letting y'all know that each joke about a woman's parts, mine or anothers', kind of hits home for me. I try to not let it get to me, and even join in sometimes, but there's always that little twinge of disappointment when seeing a joke like that.

And I would much, much rather let my feelings be out in the open than grumbling to myself.

Don't let me stop you from making jokes,and don't be afraid to have fun, just keep in mind that some jokes are triggers for individuals. What mirocu said wasn't even all that bad. But before it gets any worse, I'd like to just nip it in the bud.
Rohirrim
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 24 2013, 12:15 AM) *

<snip>

Hug_emoticon.gif You got it, buddy. I'm glad you spoke up about this now, rather than exploding later. (Not that you would.)
Elisabeth Hollow
No, I totally would, actually. I haven't done it yet because so far I've been able to approach someone if I have an issue with them. I don't like standing on a soapbox, so I try to keep it private and between myself and whomever I'm disagreeing with, but since this is the second occurence, I might as well let everyone know my feelings on the matter.
King Of Beasts
Aw Liz, I wouldn't ever wanna offend you. I hope I haven't, if I ever say something that upsets you, please sat something, okay? sad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
You know I'll say something to you. I've told you to cut someone out before lol
King Of Beasts
Okay. Just making sure, I'd never wanna say anything to hurt you smile.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Thanks, dude :]
King Of Beasts
-pats head-

You're my friend. I'm happy to have you as my friend. I don't like hurting my friends happy.gif
McBadgere
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 24 2013, 05:27 AM) *

No, I totally would, actually. I haven't done it yet because so far I've been able to approach someone if I have an issue with them. I don't like standing on a soapbox, so I try to keep it private and between myself and whomever I'm disagreeing with, but since this is the second occurence, I might as well let everyone know my feelings on the matter.


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Hug_emoticon.gif ...

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King Of Beasts
Happy Xmas eve e'rebody!
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 24 2013, 03:56 AM) *

You two watch yourselves out there today...It's gonna be messy - and dangerous - all along the south east... wink.gif biggrin.gif ...

For once we're getting away with it 'cause there's a bunch of mountains south of us to take some of the power out of the wind...


Strangely enough today, or at least so far today, we've had no rain, no high winds, and as I type this the sun is shining.

British weather; chaos theory made manifest.

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 24 2013, 01:10 PM) *

Happy Xmas eve e'rebody!


*sigh*

Tonight I'm going to drop something in the christmas thread, something non-Scrooge.

That's as festive as I'm going to get.



Edit: Wow has this thread been slow today. Where is everybody?
Callidus Thorn
Don't you just hate those uncomfortable silences?

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King Of Beasts
I just didn't know how to respond to your Xmas negativity tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 24 2013, 10:48 PM) *

I just didn't know how to respond to your Xmas negativity tongue.gif


Negativity?

Saying I'm actually going to get a little festive this evening is negative? huh.gif

I think I'll stick to being Scrooge in that case tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
You're like a slightly festive Scrooge lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 24 2013, 10:52 PM) *

You're like a slightly festive Scrooge lol


So far only one of the three ghosts has turned up laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
That's still bad rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 24 2013, 11:05 PM) *

That's still bad rollinglaugh.gif


Yeah, by morning I'll be all festive and cheerful. biggrin.gif

The horror...

The horror... ohmy.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Don't let Tiny Tim die!!!!
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 24 2013, 11:07 PM) *

Don't let Tiny Tim die!!!!


As long as this isn't the Muppet version of A Christmas Carol, I'll consider it.

But I make no promises. tongue.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
My aunt bought my grandmother an iPhone 5.

Soooooo funny watching her explain lol
King Of Beasts
Dude, it's hilarious watching old people try to figure out how to use modern phones and other [censored] like that laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 24 2013, 11:19 PM) *

My aunt bought my grandmother an iPhone 5.

Soooooo funny watching her explain lol


Reminds me of when my dad and uncle brought my grandmother an iPad, and tried to explain it.

It was all the more amusing because neither of them knew how to work it properly rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Hahaha!
Callidus Thorn
I couldn't stop laughing.

Neither of them had ever even used a touch screen phone, so they were terrible.

In the end me and my sister had to pitch in to save them from an embarrassing defeat at the hands of apple. laugh.gif
McBadgere
Just thought I'd say...It's 4.54am...The wife and I are up, breakfasted and completely done with our present opening!!!...And now the kids are on their way down!!....AAARGH!!...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!... biggrin.gif ...
Elisabeth Hollow
Noooo why are y'all up so damn early?! I want to sleep in tomorrow lol
McBadgere
3am we were up... happy.gif ...

Now, that's pretty normal for me when I want to do something with hobby-type stuff...However, I've got the lurgy (well yeah, week off and all that) so I'll be honest...Dad-nappin will begin very soon I think... laugh.gif ...

It's 6am and Daughter is squealing about her Hatsune Miku statuette we got her and Boy is head down and making very loud noise with his Faux-Mega-Drive handheld thing...It's pretty amazing what they can do now...(That's not all we got them btw...Just in case you thought we were mega stingy tongue.gif )...

Sooooo, time to start cooking dinner yet?... biggrin.gif ...



EDITIO!!...Urgh...I'm soooo tired!!... laugh.gif ...
Darkness Eternal
Damn it. I hate it when my plans backfire.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 25 2013, 08:57 AM) *

Damn it. I hate it when my plans backfire.

What plans?
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