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mALX
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Oct 2 2016, 01:23 PM) *

Finally I can do an LP of something I enjoy. Battlefield 4.
Oh and if you're from Germany sorry for some reason BF4 is blocked there for some reason kvright.gif .



Holy Crap! That was AWESOME !!!!



Dark Reaper
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 5 2016, 12:51 PM) *

QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Oct 2 2016, 01:23 PM) *

Finally I can do an LP of something I enjoy. Battlefield 4.
Oh and if you're from Germany sorry for some reason BF4 is blocked there for some reason kvright.gif .



Holy Crap! That was AWESOME !!!!


Thanks----I found out that only the first mission is blocked in Germany but the second mission is fine, I think the Song Total Eclipse of the Heart might be the issue.
Callidus Thorn
Holy [censored].

British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire. panic.gif
Kiln
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 09:34 PM) *

Holy [censored].

British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire. panic.gif

Ah, good. Now we Americans and Brits are once again playing on the same field.
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 04:34 PM) *

Holy [censored].

British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire. panic.gif

Sounds like American politics!
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 5 2016, 10:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 09:34 PM) *

Holy [censored].

British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire. panic.gif

Ah, good. Now we Americans and Brits are once again playing on the same field.


QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 10:54 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 04:34 PM) *

Holy [censored].

British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire. panic.gif

Sounds like American politics!


I'm not sure which is worse at the moment; the possibility of Trump ending up in charge of the US, or wondering how long it'll be before the Prime Minister starts shouting "Britain Prevails!"
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:03 PM) *

I'm not sure which is worse at the moment; the possibility of Trump ending up in charge of the US, or wondering how long it'll be before the Prime Minister starts shouting "Britain Prevails!"

I'm starting a Raider clan when the end comes laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 11:08 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:03 PM) *

I'm not sure which is worse at the moment; the possibility of Trump ending up in charge of the US, or wondering how long it'll be before the Prime Minister starts shouting "Britain Prevails!"

I'm starting a Raider clan when the end comes laugh.gif


Khajiit has no words for you... but many bullets! rollinglaugh.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:13 PM) *

Khajiit has no words for you... but many bullets! rollinglaugh.gif

"Background: Khajiit is a Farmer.
My Trade: This one farms lead m***** f*****!"
Callidus Thorn
And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"? biggrin.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:41 PM) *

And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"? biggrin.gif

Ooh, a Khajiit with a minigun. That'd be terrifying!
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 11:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:41 PM) *

And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"? biggrin.gif

Ooh, a Khajiit with a minigun. That'd be terrifying!


Yeah, they'd just run around meowing down everything in sight laugh.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:55 PM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 11:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:41 PM) *

And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"? biggrin.gif

Ooh, a Khajiit with a minigun. That'd be terrifying!


Yeah, they'd just run around meowing down everything in sight laugh.gif

Lol, good one!
Callidus Thorn
This is what comes of playing Monster Hunter games. Cat puns laugh.gif
Dark Reaper
Gotta love the remastered nuke scene in MW remastered: Nuke Remastered.
mirocu
I don´t care who holds it; a minigun is always terrifying! rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 09:23 AM) *

I don´t care who holds it; a minigun is always terrifying! rollinglaugh.gif


At some point I'll have to have a character in one of the Fallout games that wields one...
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 6 2016, 11:04 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 09:23 AM) *

I don´t care who holds it; a minigun is always terrifying! rollinglaugh.gif


At some point I'll have to have a character in one of the Fallout games that wields one...

My character does. But he has a much better version than vanilla, and it fires much faster than vanilla i.e more realistic. I just wish it was beltfed as well so no matter how many rounds you carry you´d be able to fire without reloading.


Oh, wells.
Callidus Thorn
But then you'd be like a low hanging cloud of lead, raining bullets everywhere you went!

Which is probably what you're going for? tongue.gif
mirocu
Pretty much rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
That said, I could think of a couple of good uses to put a minigun to... evillol.gif
mirocu
I was gonna ask you if you meant in-game but then I thought some questions shouldn´t be asked.. tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
Yeah, the last thing I want is a black unmarked van pulling up outside my house with a bunch of hooded guys jumping out to drag me away... laugh.gif
mirocu
Well if it does happen, remember not to kick and scream because that will only get you assault charges on top of the other thing tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 11:00 AM) *

Well if it does happen, remember not to kick and scream because that will only get you assault charges on top of the other thing tongue.gif


I'm pretty sure that in this scenario, charges don't come into play...
mirocu
I think we better move on now rollinglaugh.gif


Just ordered motor oil, driving gear oil and coolant to my excavator! The poor thing has performed so well, not least these recent days, so proper maintenance is in order. Should have done it much earlier but monez...


But now I really had to because mALX kept nagging me and so I caved I really want to. No outside influence was needed at all hehe.gif
Callidus Thorn
Ah, you've got to take proper care of excavators, otherwise you'll find you've dug yourself a hole you can't get out of rollinglaugh.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 6 2016, 12:10 PM) *

Ah, you've got to take proper care of excavators, otherwise you'll find you've dug yourself a hole you can't get out of rollinglaugh.gif

My mechanic almost did that once. He dug a huge hole right next to the machine and it had only taken one minor mistake and the whole excavator would have had a new home. Upsidedown rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
And then he'd have needed an elevator for his excavator! laugh.gif
mirocu
Yup tongue.gif


My excavator parts salesman, his brother-in-law actually, couldn´t believe his eys when he saw that situation rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
i don't suppose anyone would, seeing someone living on the edge like that laugh.gif
mirocu
And the thing was, the guy digging that hole didn´t even reflect on what he was doing even for a second!



But he´s like that. Some things just don´t interest him. Like computer games, movies and personal safety rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
He sounds a bit like the people you sometimes see in movies. You know, the ones that fire a gun, and when nothing happens look down the barrel and pull the trigger again rollinglaugh.gif
mirocu
Whoa, whoa. He´s careless sometimes but not downright suicidal rollinglaugh.gif
Kiln
Callidus is on a very painful roll with all of those puns.

Then again you know what they say:

"A good joke makes you laugh, a good pun makes you groan."

laugh.gif
mirocu
I actually missed that pun, "living on the edge" tongue.gif tongue.gif



And I´d say "cringe" rather than "groan" biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 6 2016, 11:55 AM) *

Callidus is on a very painful roll with all of those puns.

Then again you know what they say:

"A good joke makes you laugh, a good pun makes you groan."

laugh.gif


That's the problem with being on a roll; it's very hard to stop.

Especially when it's downhill rollinglaugh.gif
mirocu
FOR CHRISSAKES, THORNY!! laugh.gif


rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif
Kane
What did the bra say to the hat?

Callidus Thorn
That one sounds like it's a little nip and tuck there hehe.gif
mirocu
"You can´t live on a razor´s edge when you´re a kid since you´re not old enough to shave yet"



-Captain Obvious
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 02:52 PM) *

"You can´t live on a razor´s edge when you´re a kid since you´re not old enough to shave yet"



-Captain Obvious


I've never seen the benefit to living on a razor's edge. I just can't balance the pros and cons biggrin.gif
mirocu
"Which came first, turkey the bird or Turkey the you guys?"


-Marge Simpson
Callidus Thorn
You know this isn't the Favourite Quotes thread, right? tongue.gif
mirocu
No, but it´s the Everything Thread and quotes are part of everything that exists! biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
True, but then so is everything else. And let's face it, it won't all fit laugh.gif
mirocu
We basically only need this thread rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
Don't say that too loudly, the mods might shut down the rest of the forum! panic.gif
mirocu
Well, topic-specific threads are good if you want to have (somewhat) serious discussions and not having it drown in random spewiness biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 03:30 PM) *

drown in random spewiness


And on that note, it's time I was off.

Later dude.
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