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King Of Beasts
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That's weird. I'd never marry a man who was mean to any of my siblings. Especially my middle brother, whom I pretty much raised.


You see, my sister didn't believe he was mean to me until AFTER they got married. Now I'm stuck with seeing him every time I visit my sis dry.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 10:43 PM) *

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That's weird. I'd never marry a man who was mean to any of my siblings. Especially my middle brother, whom I pretty much raised.


You see, my sister didn't believe he was mean to me until AFTER they got married. Now I'm stuck with seeing him every time I visit my sis dry.gif

Damn. Had my brothers said "Sissy, this guy is being a jerkoff to me." I would have believed them. But then again, they've never given me a reason to NOT believe them... -pointed look-
King Of Beasts
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Damn. Had my brothers said "Sissy, this guy is being a jerkoff to me." I would have believed them. But then again, they've never given me a reason to NOT believe them... -pointed look-


True, but my sister should assume that I not just trying to get rid of her boyfriend Because I dislike him. I'm not like that sad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 10:51 PM) *

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Damn. Had my brothers said "Sissy, this guy is being a jerkoff to me." I would have believed them. But then again, they've never given me a reason to NOT believe them... -pointed look-


True, but my sister should assume that I not just trying to get rid of her boyfriend Because I dislike him. I'm not like that sad.gif

You hadn't done it before, then?
King Of Beasts
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You hadn't done it before, then?


No. My father was the one who tried to do that, lol. Always trying to run off my sister's boyfriends rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 10:59 PM) *

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You hadn't done it before, then?


No. My father was the one who tried to do that, lol. Always trying to run off my sister's boyfriends rollinglaugh.gif

my dad did that to my sister's bfs. He would clean his guns in front of them XD My husband and...one I don't talk about were the only two I ever brought around him. My dad brought his knife collection out for hubby. My husband was like "Is that a (blah blah blah) knife?" and I rolled my eyes and my dad was like "I like this guy!" XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:02 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 10:59 PM) *

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You hadn't done it before, then?


No. My father was the one who tried to do that, lol. Always trying to run off my sister's boyfriends rollinglaugh.gif

my dad did that to my sister's bfs. He would clean his guns in front of them XD My husband and...one I don't talk about were the only two I ever brought around him. My dad brought his knife collection out for hubby. My husband was like "Is that a (blah blah blah) knife?" and I rolled my eyes and my dad was like "I like this guy!" XD


rollinglaugh.gif

If you want the dad to approve of the boyfriend, make sure that have at least ONE shared interest rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:04 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:02 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 10:59 PM) *

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You hadn't done it before, then?


No. My father was the one who tried to do that, lol. Always trying to run off my sister's boyfriends rollinglaugh.gif

my dad did that to my sister's bfs. He would clean his guns in front of them XD My husband and...one I don't talk about were the only two I ever brought around him. My dad brought his knife collection out for hubby. My husband was like "Is that a (blah blah blah) knife?" and I rolled my eyes and my dad was like "I like this guy!" XD


rollinglaugh.gif

If you want the dad to approve of the boyfriend, make sure that have at least ONE shared interest rollinglaugh.gif

There was like thirty shared interests XD They liked the same movie types, same bands, knives (Which I had no idea about) they were both in bands, played instruments... I left my husband for a short while before we got married and my dad was so disappointed. He said "Man, I was really rooting for him." When he passed away I told my husband he had said that, and he got teary-eyed.

Sigh. Man I miss my dad.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:04 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:02 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 10:59 PM) *

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You hadn't done it before, then?


No. My father was the one who tried to do that, lol. Always trying to run off my sister's boyfriends rollinglaugh.gif

my dad did that to my sister's bfs. He would clean his guns in front of them XD My husband and...one I don't talk about were the only two I ever brought around him. My dad brought his knife collection out for hubby. My husband was like "Is that a (blah blah blah) knife?" and I rolled my eyes and my dad was like "I like this guy!" XD


rollinglaugh.gif

If you want the dad to approve of the boyfriend, make sure that have at least ONE shared interest rollinglaugh.gif

There was like thirty shared interests XD They liked the same movie types, same bands, knives (Which I had no idea about) they were both in bands, played instruments... I left my husband for a short while before we got married and my dad was so disappointed. He said "Man, I was really rooting for him." When he passed away I told my husband he had said that, and he got teary-eyed.

Sigh. Man I miss my dad.


Your dad seemed like a cool guy smile.gif

Maybe we should change the subject. I don't want to make you feel sad sad.gif

Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:11 PM) *

Your dad seemed like a cool guy smile.gif

Maybe we should change the subject. I don't want to make you feel sad sad.gif

Eh. That's what's been bothering me lately. I'll tank through it, like I tank through everything else.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:13 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:11 PM) *

Your dad seemed like a cool guy smile.gif

Maybe we should change the subject. I don't want to make you feel sad sad.gif

Eh. That's what's been bothering me lately. I'll tank through it, like I tank through everything else.


If you need to talk, I'm all ears, lol.

You're a strong person Liz, and pretty much everyone has to go through this phase in life, so I think you'll be fine.

Lets talk about something else though, because I don't want to upset you more.

So....do you like steak?
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:16 PM) *

So....do you like steak?

I want to make a bad joke so bad right now. But I won't. I'll behave.

Yes, I like steak XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:20 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:16 PM) *

So....do you like steak?

I want to make a bad joke so bad right now. But I won't. I'll behave.

Yes, I like steak XD


I want to hear the joke, lol.

Steak is good. Until your friend slaps you on the face with a raw slice of steak. Being slapped with raw steak is painful smile.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:22 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:20 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:16 PM) *

So....do you like steak?

I want to make a bad joke so bad right now. But I won't. I'll behave.

Yes, I like steak XD


I want to hear the joke, lol.

Steak is good. Until your friend slaps you on the face with a raw slice of steak. Being slapped with raw steak is painful smile.gif

You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.
King Of Beasts
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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:27 PM) *

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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?

Regular steak or tube steak?
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:29 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:27 PM) *

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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?

Regular steak or tube steak?


Dude, I think I get it! rollinglaugh.gif

It's a nasty joke, lol
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:31 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:29 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:27 PM) *

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You might not get it.

Ask me if I like steak again.


Okay. Do you like steak?

Regular steak or tube steak?


Dude, I think I get it! rollinglaugh.gif

It's a nasty joke, lol

Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.
King Of Beasts
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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:35 PM) *

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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif

I think his response to "I'm sick" is bordering on the no-no side of the line, lol.

But it warned him a punch every time XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:35 PM) *

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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif

I think his response to "I'm sick" is bordering on the no-no side of the line, lol.

But it warned him a punch every time XD


rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:35 PM) *

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Yes. yes it is. I used to say "I'm hungry." and my husband would go "Want some tube steak?"

hhcccccckkkk I'd gag lol. Every time.


Aw, gross rollinglaugh.gif

I think his response to "I'm sick" is bordering on the no-no side of the line, lol.

But it warned him a punch every time XD


rollinglaugh.gif

Yeah, I married him lol
King Of Beasts
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Yeah, I married him lol


rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:47 PM) *

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Yeah, I married him lol


rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

Yep. All 360 pounds of him. I'm sure about 50 is his beard, though XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 08:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:47 PM) *

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Yeah, I married him lol


rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

Yep. All 360 pounds of him. I'm sure about 50 is his beard, though XD


ROFL!!!!! rollinglaugh.gif

As long as he's good to you, I doubt anything else matters, lol,

Does he have one of those beards that's down to his stomach?
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:54 PM) *

ROFL!!!!! rollinglaugh.gif

As long as he's good to you, I doubt anything else matters, lol,

Does he have one of those beards that's down to his stomach?

He is...when he wants to be. Like any dude, lol.

And no, his grows OUT XD but it's really thick and bushy and soooooo soft. I'll be online or he'll be driving and just touching his beard. When I get upset he goes "Wanna pet my beard?" and I go "...yeah." XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:00 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 18 2013, 11:54 PM) *

ROFL!!!!! rollinglaugh.gif

As long as he's good to you, I doubt anything else matters, lol,

Does he have one of those beards that's down to his stomach?

He is...when he wants to be. Like any dude, lol.

And no, his grows OUT XD but it's really thick and bushy and soooooo soft. I'll be online or he'll be driving and just touching his beard. When I get upset he goes "Wanna pet my beard?" and I go "...yeah." XD


ROFL!!

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XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:02 AM) *

ROFL!!

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!

Hahahahahaha!!! I had never, EVER liked a man with facial hair until I met him. I had dated a few guys with stubble that would, just to be jerks, make it scrape against my chin when we'd kiss. ugh. It hurt. But his beard is soooooooo soooooofffftt.

He needs to get back from the store so I can rub my face against his beard XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:02 AM) *

ROFL!!

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!

Hahahahahaha!!! I had never, EVER liked a man with facial hair until I met him. I had dated a few guys with stubble that would, just to be jerks, make it scrape against my chin when we'd kiss. ugh. It hurt. But his beard is soooooooo soooooofffftt.

He needs to get back from the store so I can rub my face against his beard XD


rollinglaugh.gif

Forget pillows, just use his beard at night laugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:08 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:02 AM) *

ROFL!!

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

XD

No emoticon can describe how hard that made me laugh!

Hahahahahaha!!! I had never, EVER liked a man with facial hair until I met him. I had dated a few guys with stubble that would, just to be jerks, make it scrape against my chin when we'd kiss. ugh. It hurt. But his beard is soooooooo soooooofffftt.

He needs to get back from the store so I can rub my face against his beard XD


rollinglaugh.gif

Forget pillows, just use his beard at night laugh.gif

Ugh. I love him. He gets food stuck in his beard and he pretends to be mad when I pick it out. He goes "Hey, I was saving that for later!" XD rollinglaugh.gif
King Of Beasts
Ah...the humble beard. The best food storage compartment since the can! hehe.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:10 AM) *

Ah...the humble beard. The best food storage compartment since the can! hehe.gif

HE'S BACK I'M GONNA GO TOUCH HIS BEARD!
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:13 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:10 AM) *

Ah...the humble beard. The best food storage compartment since the can! hehe.gif

HE'S BACK I'M GONNA GO TOUCH HIS BEARD!


rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Well he's mad. He went to go get beer and some guy walked past him at the register and the cashier asked him if they were together. They both said no, and the cashier refused the sale. Didn't card either one of them. My husband just left.

I told him to pet his beard and he didn't think it was funny.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:17 PM) *

Well he's mad. He went to go get beer and some guy walked past him at the register and the cashier asked him if they were together. They both said no, and the cashier refused the sale. Didn't card either one of them. My husband just left.

I told him to pet his beard and he didn't think it was funny.


-sigh- that sucks kvleft.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:18 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:17 PM) *

Well he's mad. He went to go get beer and some guy walked past him at the register and the cashier asked him if they were together. They both said no, and the cashier refused the sale. Didn't card either one of them. My husband just left.

I told him to pet his beard and he didn't think it was funny.


-sigh- that sucks kvleft.gif

Yeah. Oh well. I got to pet his beard happy.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
HE LEFT

I CAN'T PET HIS BEARD

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO???
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:43 PM) *

HE LEFT

I CAN'T PET HIS BEARD

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO???


Use hair tonic to grow a beard and pet it. hehe.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:47 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 09:43 PM) *

HE LEFT

I CAN'T PET HIS BEARD

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO???


Use hair tonic to grow a beard and pet it. hehe.gif

If I had a beard...I'd style it. Just for the hell of it.
King Of Beasts
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If I had a beard...I'd style it. Just for the hell of it.


I tried to grow a beard once. It didn't look right rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:52 AM) *

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If I had a beard...I'd style it. Just for the hell of it.


I tried to grow a beard once. It didn't look right rollinglaugh.gif

When we first started...oh my god, this story...his intellect really shines through in this one...

When we first started dating, I was at his house, you know, chilling and being his girlfriend and whatnot. all of a sudden, I turned to him and go "Hey, What do you look like without a beard?"

He said "Weird."

I said okay and dropped the subject. My husband goes "I'm gonna use the bathroom."

So I'm waiting...and waiting...and...waaaaiiiiting.

He comes out and goes "Hey, baby, look."

HE.

SHAVED.

HIS.

BEARD.

OFF.

I had to help him SHAVE OFF THE PATCHES THAT HE MISSED.

I was like "Dude! WHY would you shave your beard?!"

He said "You wanted to know what I looked like!!"

"I MEANT AN OLD PICTURE OR SOMETHIMG!!"

"Oh."

rollinglaugh.gif

None of our friends would talk to him until he grew is beard back, which took about a month and a half or so. Oh my god..It was so funny.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 10:02 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 12:52 AM) *

QUOTE
If I had a beard...I'd style it. Just for the hell of it.


I tried to grow a beard once. It didn't look right rollinglaugh.gif

When we first started...oh my god, this story...his intellect really shines through in this one...

When we first started dating, I was at his house, you know, chilling and being his girlfriend and whatnot. all of a sudden, I turned to him and go "Hey, What do you look like without a beard?"

He said "Weird."

I said okay and dropped the subject. My husband goes "I'm gonna use the bathroom."

So I'm waiting...and waiting...and...waaaaiiiiting.

He comes out and goes "Hey, baby, look."

HE.

SHAVED.

HIS.

BEARD.

OFF.

I had to help him SHAVE OFF THE PATCHES THAT HE MISSED.

I was like "Dude! WHY would you shave your beard?!"

He said "You wanted to know what I looked like!!"

"I MEANT AN OLD PICTURE OR SOMETHIMG!!"

"Oh."

rollinglaugh.gif

None of our friends would talk to him until he grew is beard back, which took about a month and a half or so. Oh my god..It was so funny.


-KoB dies of laughter-

Dude, that story is priceless! rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 01:03 AM) *

-KoB dies of laughter-

Dude, that story is priceless! rollinglaugh.gif

Wait, just wait XD

When I was pregnant, we went to the mall. Well, outside the mall is an outlet mall -eyeroll- with a Barnes and Nobles.

Well, I love books, so I go "Hey, let's go to Barnes and Nobles!"

He said, "No, I'm not hungry right now, and it sounds expensive."

"What?! What does that have to do with anything??"

"We're not going to go eat if it's just gonna be you."

"I...want...to go to a bookstore..."

"Wait...isn't Barnes and Nobles a restaurant?"

"Take me home."
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 10:07 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 01:03 AM) *

-KoB dies of laughter-

Dude, that story is priceless! rollinglaugh.gif

Wait, just wait XD

When I was pregnant, we went to the mall. Well, outside the mall is an outlet mall -eyeroll- with a Barnes and Nobles.

Well, I love books, so I go "Hey, let's go to Barnes and Nobles!"

He said, "No, I'm not hungry right now, and it sounds expensive."

"What?! What does that have to do with anything??"

"We're not going to go eat if it's just gonna be you."

"I...want...to go to a bookstore..."

"Wait...isn't Barnes and Nobles a restaurant?"

"Take me home."


He thought Barnes and Nobles was a Restaurant? rollinglaugh.gif

That one is just as good as the beard story! XD
Elisabeth Hollow
I...ugh. I usually went for guys who were really smart, or really good looking, and could get them, but with him, idk. He's not rich, or booksmart, but I just adore him to death. He's so sweet and cuddly. My maaaaaan <3
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 10:15 PM) *

I...ugh. I usually went for guys who were really smart, or really good looking, and could get them, but with him, idk. He's not rich, or booksmart, but I just adore him to death. He's so sweet and cuddly. My maaaaaan <3


That perfect person, lol.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 01:16 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 10:15 PM) *

I...ugh. I usually went for guys who were really smart, or really good looking, and could get them, but with him, idk. He's not rich, or booksmart, but I just adore him to death. He's so sweet and cuddly. My maaaaaan <3


That perfect person, lol.

That perfect JERK!

I told him to come give me a kiss, and he laughs and leaves.

LEAVES!

To a friend's house XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 10:21 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 01:16 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 10:15 PM) *

I...ugh. I usually went for guys who were really smart, or really good looking, and could get them, but with him, idk. He's not rich, or booksmart, but I just adore him to death. He's so sweet and cuddly. My maaaaaan <3


That perfect person, lol.

That perfect JERK!

I told him to come give me a kiss, and he laughs and leaves.

LEAVES!

To a friend's house XD


Lol. He's just being a man rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 01:22 AM) *

Lol. He's just being a man rollinglaugh.gif

And I'll be a woman by getting him back later. When he least expects it.

-evil laughter-
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 18 2013, 10:26 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 19 2013, 01:22 AM) *

Lol. He's just being a man rollinglaugh.gif

And I'll be a woman by getting him back later. When he least expects it.

-evil laughter-


I'm REALLY glad I'm not your enemy, lol
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