"I remember, a long time ago, when Kiln prophesied that I would one day come back to the forums..."
Flashback music and the scene blurs as Black Hand walks towards a full length mirror dramatically...Kiln stands at a BBQ grill poking a wide variety of meats, his apron emblazoned with the logo: 'Cooks do it better,...outside.' He looks up from his task and stares down the forum assassin.
"Fine. Leave if you want, someday you'll come crawling back on your hands and knees
begging for one of these sweet, sweet cheeseburgers..."
Flashback ends, Black Hand is sitting on the john with a Los Angeles Times newspaper opened.He then looks to the camera. "Then, he told me of the significance."
Batman's 1960's show scene changing spinning logo spins.Kiln chugs back a red plastic cup's contents, and then refills it with the contents of a hip flask that he keeps in his sock for some odd reason.
"There will no particular significance to the day that you do come crawling back like the dog you are, aside from your constant self-aggrandization. Have an
Arrogant Bastard Ale, ya self important...."
The memory cuts out suddenly..."...and you'll never guess what happened next!" "Huh, what's that? The gag order still hasn't expired? Maaaaaaann...when can I tell the rest of the story, Kiln? You tick off *one* Supreme Court Justice...."