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Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 06:26 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 03:25 PM) *

I see how this works now. When one isn't calm, he riles the other two up. Crap XD


Keep the one that isn't calm away from da rest.

Well the two calm ones are on either side of me, relaxing lol.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 03:32 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 06:26 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 03:25 PM) *

I see how this works now. When one isn't calm, he riles the other two up. Crap XD


Keep the one that isn't calm away from da rest.

Well the two calm ones are on either side of me, relaxing lol.


At least they're calm, lol
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 06:36 PM) *

At least they're calm, lol

Well not now, lol. But they're being civil with each other at least XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 03:38 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 06:36 PM) *

At least they're calm, lol

Well not now, lol. But they're being civil with each other at least XD


Those little things to be thankful for rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I'm so tired. 2 1/2 more hours.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 03:58 PM) *

I'm so tired. 2 1/2 more hours.


Why did you agree to this in the first place??
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 07:00 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 03:58 PM) *

I'm so tired. 2 1/2 more hours.


Why did you agree to this in the first place??

She had NO ONE else! And I promised her I'd do it if she ever needed it. Her aunt dropped her kids off at work last night like right after we closed because she had to "do stuff." She couldn't wait ten more minutes to go do her "stuff." And my co-worker is afraid her aunt wasn't feeding her kids. Like she was letting them just starve. She knows since I have Snuggles, I wouldn't let her kids go hungry.

King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 04:09 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 07:00 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 03:58 PM) *

I'm so tired. 2 1/2 more hours.


Why did you agree to this in the first place??

She had NO ONE else! And I promised her I'd do it if she ever needed it. Her aunt dropped her kids off at work last night like right after we closed because she had to "do stuff." She couldn't wait ten more minutes to go do her "stuff." And my co-worker is afraid her aunt wasn't feeding her kids. Like she was letting them just starve. She knows since I have Snuggles, I wouldn't let her kids go hungry.


What's up with her aunt?! You don't just starve children! You're doing a real nice thing Liz.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 07:11 PM) *

What's up with her aunt?! You don't just starve children! You're doing a real nice thing Liz.

I'm just being decent.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 04:14 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 07:11 PM) *

What's up with her aunt?! You don't just starve children! You're doing a real nice thing Liz.

I'm just being decent.


What you're doing is really nice.
Elisabeth Hollow
Well, that wasn't so bad.
McBadgere
Looking back on the posts, I believe you just lied... laugh.gif ...
Elisabeth Hollow
Maybe its not bad cuz they left lol. I have tomorrow to pack. I'll have to kick it into high gear.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 06:46 PM) *

Well, that wasn't so bad.


It's finally over? rollinglaugh.gif
McBadgere
Urgh...

Must. Get. To. Writing.

It's the only damned reason I'm up now... dry.gif ...

I don't want to go the coffee route...*Sigh*...

How do you pair motivate yourself to do yer writing when you're tired?...
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 21 2013, 07:02 PM) *

Urgh...

Must. Get. To. Writing.

It's the only damned reason I'm up now... dry.gif ...

I don't want to go the coffee route...*Sigh*...

How do you pair motivate yourself to do yer writing when you're tired?...


Think about the fact that if you stop procrastinating and start writing now, you'll be done sooner.
McBadgere
But it's a haaaard bit... verysad.gif ...I scared...And I haven't planned a back-up...

*Sighs*...

*Opens new page on word...*...
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 21 2013, 07:11 PM) *

But it's a haaaard bit... verysad.gif ...I scared...And I haven't planned a back-up...

*Sighs*...

*Opens new page on word...*...


Start. The earlier you start, the closer it will be to being done.
Elisabeth Hollow
Just write about how you can't find any ideas. I do that all of the time and they hit me lol
McBadgere
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 04:13 AM) *

Start. The earlier you start, the closer it will be to being done.


Yes dad...Sorry dad...

tongue.gif ...

Nah, I know what you mean...But at this moment, one lost hour or so doesn't exactly bring the total hours till I finish down by much... biggrin.gif ...



EDIIIITTT!!!!...
QUOTE
Just write about how you can't find any ideas. I do that all of the time and they hit me laugh.gif


It's not that so much, I know what's technically next to write...It's just the other bits that need writing haven't been worked on and would therefore also probably end up wasting time...

Besides, arsing about talking about it is wasting time!!...Huzzah!!... laugh.gif biggrin.gif ...
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 21 2013, 07:15 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 04:13 AM) *

Start. The earlier you start, the closer it will be to being done.


Yes dad...Sorry dad...

tongue.gif ...

Nah, I know what you mean...But at this moment, one lost hour or so doesn't exactly bring the total hours till I finish down by much... biggrin.gif ...


If you think like that its going to take longer!
McBadgere
biggrin.gif ...

Ach, it'll be done by Christmas...

Well...

Probably... laugh.gif ...
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 21 2013, 07:19 PM) *

biggrin.gif ...

Ach, it'll be done by Christmas...

Well...

Probably... laugh.gif ...


McBadgere. Stop It and start writing! nono.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I actually can't write until the last minute. Dunno why.
McBadgere
I used to be alright doing the one post per week (or less than) but I realised it was stressing me out too much...Yes, I know...It's ridiculous, but hey, what's new with me?... tongue.gif laugh.gif ...

So now, I'm doing all of it first, and it's working...Had I not been doing it this way, I'd have missed loads out...Or completely arsed up the plot in some subtle way...

So this is the way forward now...Thus, if I get late, or have a morning like this...I don't get - other than whingeing about it laugh.gif - genuinely stressed about it...

*Applauds self*... biggrin.gif ...
King Of Beasts
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 10:56 PM) *

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Can I get a hottub?!
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 08:06 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 10:56 PM) *

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Can I get a hottub?!


Oooh, ooh! And a sandwich!
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 11:06 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 08:06 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 10:56 PM) *

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Can I get a hottub?!


Oooh, ooh! And a sandwich!

And the girl from 4E!
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 08:37 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 11:06 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 08:06 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 10:56 PM) *

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Can I get a hottub?!


Oooh, ooh! And a sandwich!

And the girl from 4E!


-taps foot- WHERE'S MY STATE FARM AGENT?! I DID THE JINGLE!
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 11:38 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 08:37 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 11:06 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 08:06 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 21 2013, 10:56 PM) *

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Can I get a hottub?!


Oooh, ooh! And a sandwich!

And the girl from 4E!


-taps foot- WHERE'S MY STATE FARM AGENT?! I DID THE JINGLE!

Do you HAVE state farm? Cuz I doooooooo!
King Of Beasts
QUOTE
Do you HAVE state farm? Cuz I doooooooo!


I have Allstate. No magick wishes for me sad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I have work for two hours in the morning lol. Or three. Depends on what time my co-worker gets there.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 09:17 PM) *

I have work for two hours in the morning lol. Or three. Depends on what time my co-worker gets there.


I have school, lol. No more math class! I don't want verysad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 12:18 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 09:17 PM) *

I have work for two hours in the morning lol. Or three. Depends on what time my co-worker gets there.


I have school, lol. No more math class! I don't want verysad.gif

Suuuuucks.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 09:20 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 12:18 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 21 2013, 09:17 PM) *

I have work for two hours in the morning lol. Or three. Depends on what time my co-worker gets there.


I have school, lol. No more math class! I don't want verysad.gif

Suuuuucks.


It does, lol
mirocu
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 22 2013, 03:27 PM) *

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

OH GOD THERE'S AGENT ORANGE IN MY EYES! AAAARGH! panic.gif
King Of Beasts
Stress gives me migraines. And occasionally stomachaches and backaches. Anyway, I'm stressed. And I can't do anything about it because I'm in school. RAGHR! mad.gif
mirocu
Feel bad for the werewolf sad.gif

Anyway, called two places today regarding work but no luck. One of the places might have something later though (ugh, havenīt I heard that before? dry.gif ) But at least they asked me to drop in later this week with my resumé. At least thatīs something kvleft.gif
Colonel Mustard
Okay, having read issue 1 of Marvel's new Guardians of the Galaxy, I've decided that comic books are no longer allowed to use alien invasion as the central conflict of a plot. It's been used too many times, and by this point in the history of Marvel/DC's universes I'm pretty sure that such occurrences have become completely mundane; "We're hearing reports this morning of traffic disruption on the M4 due to megalomaniacs from space shooting the motorway with a giant laser. Drivers are recommended to take a diversion in order to avoid major delays, or to sit tight and wait for a member of the Avengers to clear the disruption. And now for the weather."
King Of Beasts
Wow. I have a migraine and I found a white hair on my head. Ah, the many wonders of stress rollinglaugh.gif
Kiln
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 04:42 AM) *

QUOTE
Do you HAVE state farm? Cuz I doooooooo!


I have Allstate. No magick wishes for me sad.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NFzEW8rSWc
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 11:29 AM) *

Wow. I have a migraine and I found a white hair on my head. Ah, the many wonders of stress rollinglaugh.gif

I've HAD white hairs ol. But I gots a headache threatening to turn into a migraine.
Colonel Mustard
I have had an epiphany regarding the afterlife. For a long time, I've dismissed the idea as incorrect and false, but now I have had my eyes open and the truth, or at least part of the truth, about the what happens to us when we die has been revealed to me. Christians have been both right and wrong about what happens to us when we die if we are bad people. They are right about us going to hell, but they are wrong about hell's true nature.

It is not a place of fire and brimstone, of screams and clanking chains and demonic cackling. There are no pits of burning sulfur, nor barbed whips and sharp hooks designed to rend flesh and slice it from bone. Such things may have once been used, but they have been made redundant by the perfect, sublimity of hell's refined cruelty.

Hell is a quiet place, and it echoes not with the screams of the damned. There is the sound of pens scratching on paper, of computers humming, of printers whirring into life, and the occasional cough. The air does not stink of sulfur, and instead it is carefully maintained by air conditioning and the occasional opened window. The pits of burning sulfur have been replaced by the false hope-raising respite of the water cooler (for what is hell but an unfulfillable dream of that which is better than it?), and the whips and racks and hooks have been replaced by the far more effective tools of the pen and the computer tower and the word 'synergy'.

Right now, I am trapped in hell, and it is really, really boring.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 22 2013, 01:13 PM) *

I have had an epiphany regarding the afterlife. For a long time, I've dismissed the idea as incorrect and false, but now I have had my eyes open and the truth, or at least part of the truth, about the what happens to us when we die has been revealed to me. Christians have been both right and wrong about what happens to us when we die if we are bad people. They are right about us going to hell, but they are wrong about hell's true nature.

It is not a place of fire and brimstone, of screams and clanking chains and demonic cackling. There are no pits of burning sulfur, nor barbed whips and sharp hooks designed to rend flesh and slice it from bone. Such things may have once been used, but they have been made redundant by the perfect, sublimity of hell's refined cruelty.

Hell is a quiet place, and it echoes not with the screams of the damned. There is the sound of pens scratching on paper, of computers humming, of printers whirring into life, and the occasional cough. The air does not stink of sulfur, and instead it is carefully maintained by air conditioning and the occasional opened window. The pits of burning sulfur have been replaced by the false hope-raising respite of the water cooler (for what is hell but an unfulfillable dream of that which is better than it?), and the whips and racks and hooks have been replaced by the far more effective tools of the pen and the computer tower and the word 'synergy'.

Right now, I am trapped in hell, and it is really, really boring.

Really? I see hell as an endless line of people, demanding your attention despite there only being one of you. I see it as your bladder being full, but your replacement called in and you can't move. I see if as your whole body feeling fluish while being forced to maintain a constant smile and easy demeanor.

Hell has no more large bags, and people demand your blood. Hell is also out of quarters.
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 22 2013, 08:23 PM) *
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 22 2013, 01:13 PM) *

I have had an epiphany regarding the afterlife. For a long time, I've dismissed the idea as incorrect and false, but now I have had my eyes open and the truth, or at least part of the truth, about the what happens to us when we die has been revealed to me. Christians have been both right and wrong about what happens to us when we die if we are bad people. They are right about us going to hell, but they are wrong about hell's true nature.

It is not a place of fire and brimstone, of screams and clanking chains and demonic cackling. There are no pits of burning sulfur, nor barbed whips and sharp hooks designed to rend flesh and slice it from bone. Such things may have once been used, but they have been made redundant by the perfect, sublimity of hell's refined cruelty.

Hell is a quiet place, and it echoes not with the screams of the damned. There is the sound of pens scratching on paper, of computers humming, of printers whirring into life, and the occasional cough. The air does not stink of sulfur, and instead it is carefully maintained by air conditioning and the occasional opened window. The pits of burning sulfur have been replaced by the false hope-raising respite of the water cooler (for what is hell but an unfulfillable dream of that which is better than it?), and the whips and racks and hooks have been replaced by the far more effective tools of the pen and the computer tower and the word 'synergy'.

Right now, I am trapped in hell, and it is really, really boring.

Really? I see hell as an endless line of people, demanding your attention despite there only being one of you. I see it as your bladder being full, but your replacement called in and you can't move. I see if as your whole body feeling fluish while being forced to maintain a constant smile and easy demeanor.

Hell has no more large bags, and people demand your blood. Hell is also out of quarters.

That sounds bad, but at least it doesn't have the word 'synergy'.

I have, however, now escaped the stygian pit, and I've got myself an incredibly silly review of a comic to write. This is going to be fun!
King Of Beasts
Migraine won't go away! Why. Why does stress give me migraines?! Why does school have to be stressful! panic.gif

EDIT:

So....anyone now how to get rid of a migraine?
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 04:30 PM) *

Migraine won't go away! Why. Why does stress give me migraines?! Why does school have to be stressful! panic.gif

EDIT:

So....anyone now how to get rid of a migraine?

I would like to know too. I'm about to puke and I have to pack.

My brother's gf broke up with him. He really liked her. My poor little guy. He won't stop crying and will only answer the phone for me.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 22 2013, 02:29 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 22 2013, 04:30 PM) *

Migraine won't go away! Why. Why does stress give me migraines?! Why does school have to be stressful! panic.gif

EDIT:

So....anyone now how to get rid of a migraine?

I would like to know too. I'm about to puke and I have to pack.

My brother's gf broke up with him. He really liked her. My poor little guy. He won't stop crying and will only answer the phone for me.


Poor dude. Why'd she leave him?
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