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mirocu
Havenīt seen South Park in years now..
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 25 2014, 10:24 PM) *

Havenīt seen South Park in years now..


I've never been a fan of South Park.
mirocu
Mmkey.. laugh.gif


Edit: Scew you guys, Iīm going home to sleep.gif
Callidus Thorn
Later 'Rocu
Black Hand
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 25 2014, 01:40 PM) *

HELLO FORUMS.

I AM KOBBY biggrin.gif


IPB Image
King Of Beasts
Aaaaaah!!!


I've revealed my position!


panic.gif
Callidus Thorn
...

Looks like the T-X got to Blackie and reprogrammed him. ohmy.gif


RUN KOBBY!!! RUUNNN!!!!!!
King Of Beasts
I AM RUNNING. panic.gif
Callidus Thorn
*Goes to say something, but thinks better of it*

*Runs for cover, in a different direction to Kobby*
King Of Beasts
mad.gif

Deserter!!
Black Hand
IPB Image

This movie should not have been made!!

The only alternative is Self-Termination and series reboot!

John ConnorKing of Beasts! I'd like to discuss some...uh...script revisions with you!!

Where are you going?!

COME BACK!!
King Of Beasts
Ok. We can discuss it. While I stand behind a titanium door. Inside a fallout vault. With the security system armed laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 26 2014, 01:29 AM) *

mad.gif

Deserter!!


Are you kidding me?

It's a freaking Terminator!

laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
So??

Meany rollinglaugh.gif
Black Hand
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 25 2014, 05:31 PM) *

Ok. We can discuss it. While I stand behind a titanium door. Inside a fallout vault. With the security system armed laugh.gif


Titanium melts at 400 degrees Fahrenheit, that's why they changed our endoskeletons to Coltan.

I guess you could say....


IPB Image

....time for the Rise of the Machines.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
King Of Beasts
Dammit.

We're all gonna die panic.gif
Callidus Thorn
*still running*
King Of Beasts
Come here thorn rollinglaugh.gif
Black Hand
Hey...uh...hot Terminator?

Yes?

Care to give them a demonstration in irony?

Does not compute..

Sigh. Use your flamethrower?

Affirmative.

IPB Image
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 26 2014, 01:37 AM) *

Come here thorn rollinglaugh.gif


But he's after you!

If he wants to protect you, I get added to the target list.

If he wants to kill you, I get added to the target list.

So the only sensible move is....

*continues running*
King Of Beasts
IPB Image



Don't hurt me!!


@Thorn

-_-
Black Hand
IPB Image

Your Lycanthropy does not frighten me.

Fear is irrelevant.....I am...A Machine.
Callidus Thorn
Hey, isn't that the wolf thing from The Neverending Story?

It's been years since I saw it, but it looks familiar...
Black Hand
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 25 2014, 05:46 PM) *

Hey, isn't that the wolf thing from The Neverending Story?

It's been years since I saw it, but it looks familiar...


Thriller. Michael Jackson video.

Termination of Series...is imminent.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 25 2014, 08:46 PM) *

Hey, isn't that the wolf thing from The Neverending Story?

It's been years since I saw it, but it looks familiar...


Yeah I think so


@blackie


I'm not afraid of a robot biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
Anyway, it's coming up on 2am here in the UK, so it's about time I got some shuteye.

Later guys.
King Of Beasts
See you later thorn smile.gif
Black Hand
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 25 2014, 05:50 PM) *

I'm not afraid of a robot biggrin.gif



....yet.
King Of Beasts
Never.

I will not die in a dishonorable way tongue.gif
McBadgere
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 26 2014, 01:51 AM) *

Anyway, it's coming up on 2am here in the UK, so it's about time I got some shuteye.

Later guys.


Ah, to be young again... laugh.gif ...

*Thinks*...Hang on...My alarm went off an hour later... blink.gif ...

Ruddy fool that I am...

*Resumes the Glittery Ball™ beglowed rhythmic gyration movement styleeeeeee things and stuff*....
King Of Beasts
Hey McB smile.gif
McBadgere
Matey!!!... biggrin.gif ...

*Gyrates and grooves*...

Don't mind me...

*Funks like a good 'un*...

I'm just...

*Points in the air*...

Disco-ing again...

Ooooh...Donna Summer...

*Feels good because of it...*...
King Of Beasts
Bringing disco back to life I see biggrin.gif
McBadgere
ohmy.gif ...When was it ever dead?... huh.gif ...

*Checks calendar*...

Oh...

dry.gif ...

*Shrugs*...

*Returns to funking*...



EDIT!!!...*Sniffs*...Well, I have obviously scared the funk out of everyone... huh.gif ...*Does finger guns at own joke...*...

*Realises no one is around to appreciate them*...

*Cries a little...*...

*Funks to said crying*...




Further edit... huh.gif ...That is all...
King Of Beasts
Disco isn't dead biggrin.gif
McBadgere
*Claps Kobby on the back*...

That's the spirit, man!!!...

That makes...Everyone a winner!!!...



EDIT!!!....

*All byyyy myseeeeelllfffff...Don't wanna be...All byyyy myseeeeelfff, anymore*...



Further edit!!!...


Don't worry McB...Robert is here with you!!...




Editio!!!...


panic.gif ...AAARGH!!!...Not Robert!!!...He's...Odd!!!...



McEDITIO!!!...



Come...Embrace me...For I am you as we are two as I'm pretty sure them's not the lyrics to I Am The Walrus you know?...



McWhatthehell-ditio?...



*Shakes head*...No...Dickhead...




EDITIO Mk II!!!...

Sssssh!!...Quiet Robert!!...Mod!!!...

*Coughs politely*...Evening sir!...*Tugs forelock*... biggrin.gif ...




EDMcWHATSTHEMATTERDAVEIHAVEABSOLUTECONFIDENCEINTHEMISSIONDAISYDAISYGIVEMEYOURHEA
RTTOCHEW...

Gone?..

Yep...

It's time we went too, you know?...

Awwww...What?...

Yup...Come on *Holds hand out*...

*Sighs and pouts*...Don't wanna...

*Wiggles fingers*...Come on...We've bothered scared been here too long as it is...

'kay...*Holds hand*...

*Walks off into the sunset*...

Can we get ice cream?...

No, it gives you brain-freeze every time...

Awwww....Dammit!...

I know...Here, have a chunky Kit-Kat instead...

I thought we were off the chocolate?...

*Shrug*...It's a chunky Kit-Kat, you really going to argue?...Really?...

Fair point...*Om-Nom-Nom-Nom*...
King Of Beasts

laugh.gif


So what's up?
McBadgere
ohmy.gif ...When did you sneak back in?... laugh.gif ...

Ooooh!!!...

No, hang on...

Nope...Gone... mellow.gif ...Nevermind... laugh.gif ...

Funny, isn't it...How you look at something and think, "That's never going to hold..." then next morning you get a message from the farm saying how the cows have broken through something and you think, "I was right then."...I really shouldn't feel smug now, should I?... tongue.gif ... laugh.gif ...





EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTAH!!!....

panic.gif santa.gif ...No, wait...

It's persisting down!!!!...Totally and utterly persisting down!!!...

I have to go out in that THREE TIMES today!!!... hubbahubba.gif ...No...Hang on... verysad.gif ...
mirocu
I see the Blackinator is yet again after Kobby... biggrin.gif
Vital
Mornin' all...

Up to the usual wackiness, I see... biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
Evenin' Vital
McBadgere
There is a huge amount of irony to listening to David Lee Roth's Living In Paradise and the McLadies rowing over McDaughter's art project for school... dry.gif ...

*Sigh*...

Marriage is awesome...Don't let anyone EVER tell you differently...It truly is awesome...

But seriously, *Facepalm*...
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 26 2014, 10:14 AM) *

There is a huge amount of irony to listening to David Lee Roth's Living In Paradise and the McLadies rowing over McDaughter's art project for school... dry.gif ...

*Sigh*...

Marriage is awesome...Don't let anyone EVER tell you differently...It truly is awesome...

But seriously, *Facepalm*...


So it's so awesome that it loops right the way back around occasionally? laugh.gif
Vital
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 26 2014, 07:14 PM) *

There is a huge amount of irony to listening to David Lee Roth's Living In Paradise and the McLadies rowing over McDaughter's art project for school... dry.gif ...

*Sigh*...

Marriage is awesome...Don't let anyone EVER tell you differently...It truly is awesome...

But seriously, *Facepalm*...

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif
McBadgere
biggrin.gif ...Indeed... biggrin.gif ...

Nah, you get all these films and programmes complaining about marriage being an awful and claustrophobic thing that Changes You Beyond All Recognition™...Bollocks, it's people's attitudes that make it out to be something awful...

Okay, maybe I got luckier than some...That McWife is so Astoundingly Awesome that there's no way I want to ever be without her...And I'm talking eternity here...Yes, she's that awesome...

BUT...She can be the most immense pain in the arse too... biggrin.gif ...She's a redhead with a temper to go with it...And she is very good at being in a mood...If it was Olympic level, the other competitors would just give up and go home rather than face her...

There was a thing recently where a local vicar said, "If you don't come to the Easter services then you will all burn in Hell." No kidding, he actually said that, there was a bit of a scandal and everything...As you can imagine...

Well it did work McWife and McDaughter up a bit...And I said to her, "Well, if you do wind up going to Hell, you'll be running it within the week..."...

She answered, "That's what my mother said..."

My point is...

Marriage is not anything like as bad as people make out...

But some days...Yeeesh... dry.gif ...





EDIT!!!...

Hello apodeKelp!...

Hello.

So, how are you doing? I've seen you about but you never seem to say anything...

No. But I have this timeshare to offer, if you have a moment to spare?

Erm, well...

Encyclopaedias?

No, I'm good thanks.

Male enhancement pills? Find love online here's my picture, damn the link is broken. Please click here to see properly.

Oh, my...Um...

My name is Vlad, I love you long time?

*Runs*...





Editishooo!!!Blessme...

A thing that I learned today that really everyone should know...

So that's what they're called... blink.gif ...

And now I know!...Awesome!!... biggrin.gif ...
Black Hand
*Theme from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly plays*

A stranger walks in through the saloon doors.

[ soundFX ] squeakysqueakysqueaky

The stranger spits in the spitoon.

*pew* *Ding!*

His gaze examines the patrons, eyes like razor blades.

"I'm looking for a Manx. That's a person of Isle of Man origin. Anyone know anyone like that?"
Darkness Eternal
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 26 2014, 10:34 AM) *

biggrin.gif ...Indeed... biggrin.gif ...

Nah, you get all these films and programmes complaining about marriage being an awful and claustrophobic thing that Changes You Beyond All Recognition™...Bollocks, it's people's attitudes that make it out to be something awful...

Okay, maybe I got luckier than some...That McWife is so Astoundingly Awesome that there's no way I want to ever be without her...And I'm talking eternity here...Yes, she's that awesome...

BUT...She can be the most immense pain in the arse too... biggrin.gif ...She's a redhead with a temper to go with it...And she is very good at being in a mood...If it was Olympic level, the other competitors would just give up and go home rather than face her...

There was a thing recently where a local vicar said, "If you don't come to the Easter services then you will all burn in Hell." No kidding, he actually said that, there was a bit of a scandal and everything...As you can imagine...

Well it did work McWife and McDaughter up a bit...And I said to her, "Well, if you do wind up going to Hell, you'll be running it within the week..."...

She answered, "That's what my mother said..."

My point is...

Marriage is not anything like as bad as people make out...

But some days...Yeeesh... dry.gif ...

I've never been married before. Hell, I'm still a young man at the cusp of life. But I do know that there are ups and downs in a relationship. That's totally normal. In fact it wouldn't be normal if there weren't any conflict, disagreement and the good ol' ass pains.

/sigh. I didn't remember going to an Easter service and I knew for certain I wasn't going to hell. Sheesh. That's not what condemns a person to hell . . . but let's not go there.

Relationships can suck sometimes, I know.
mirocu
Marriage..? huh.gif

I canīt even imagine having a girlfriend! rollinglaugh.gif
Black Hand
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 26 2014, 07:07 AM) *

Marriage..? huh.gif

I canīt even imagine having a girlfriend! rollinglaugh.gif


I too, have difficulty imagining you with one.

*bad-dum-tish*

Thank you, I'm here all week.
mirocu
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