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King Of Beasts
Typical YouTube rollinglaugh.gif


That would be a viral video though ohmy.gif
mALX


ROFL !! Hell yes it would go viral, laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
Maybe I could make money off of it ohmy.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"



Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 06:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"

LMFAO!!!!
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:47 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 06:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"

LMFAO!!!!




rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

King Of Beasts
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif
Rohirrim
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif

You thinking' what I'm thinkin'? wink.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:49 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif

Then I've yet to meet a true Texas man XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif

You thinking' what I'm thinkin'? wink.gif


hehe.gif

-nods-


QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


rollinglaugh.gif

Lets hear it tongue.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:57 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:49 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif

Then I've yet to meet a true Texas man XD




*Edited filthy joke for content, ended up with blank comment*






mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


rollinglaugh.gif

Lets hear it tongue.gif



It is over on the Wobbly Discussion thread, don't have time to search it out though - you can if you want, it is worth the effort, lol.


treydog
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.
Rohirrim
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif

You thinking' what I'm thinkin'? wink.gif


hehe.gif

-nods-


QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


rollinglaugh.gif

Lets hear it tongue.gif

Ok, we say it on 3. 1, 2, 3! Giant dogs that you can ride on! No, not it? Oh, well. mellow.gif
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:57 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:49 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif

Then I've yet to meet a true Texas man XD


indifferent.gif


That's too bad rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 08:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.



SPEW !!! ROFL !!!



Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 07:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.

-faceplants into pillow, cracking up-
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 08:05 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:58 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:53 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:49 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:45 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM) *

There would be a duel to the death XD



Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"

mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*

Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"

mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."

Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"


rollinglaugh.gif


Wait, EVERYTHING in grows bigger in Texas?

hehe.gif



SPEW !!!!! Blackie's got an answer for that, ROFL!!


rollinglaugh.gif

Lets hear it tongue.gif



It is over on the Wobbly Discussion thread, don't have time to search it out though - you can if you want, it is worth the effort, lol.


Laziness wins here, lol

QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 08:05 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:37 PM) *

"Two menboobs fight over a pair of boobs."

Top comment would be "Are those real?"

Second top comment would be "First!"

Fixed it for you.


rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 08:05 PM) *


Ok, we say it on 3. 1, 2, 3! Giant dogs that you can ride on! No, not it? Oh, well. mellow.gif



No, it was one of those days when Grits got us all riled into talking about stuff and we all got carried away. (Look for 2-3 pages of laughing emoticons).






treydog
*Cop* (referring to the combatants rather than the --- ah... source of the conflict)- "So which boob belongs to which woman?"

*Liz* "Hey! Waitaminute! You can't divide them- they're a set!"

*Cop* (confused) "Ma'am?"

*Liz* "They're BOTH mine."

*Cop* "Ma'am, are you saying they both belong to you?"

*Liz* "Yes."

*Cop* "Funny- I thought the Mormons lived in Utah."

(OK- I have probably now offended a WHOLE bunch of people.)
mALX
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 08:34 PM) *

*Cop* (referring to the combatants rather than the --- ah... source of the conflict)- "So which boob belongs to which woman?"

*Liz* "Hey! Waitaminute! You can't divide them- they're a set!"

*Cop* (confused) "Ma'am?"

*Liz* "They're BOTH mine."

*Cop* "Ma'am, are you saying they both belong to you?"

*Liz* "Yes."

*Cop* "Funny- I thought the Mormons lived in Utah."

(OK- I have probably now offended a WHOLE bunch of people.)



Hence my edited and blank comment above somewhere (probably a page or two back now, ROFL )




King Of Beasts
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Elisabeth Hollow
TREY! XD

Apparently I get more looks than I thought... I was bringing my husband his dinner at work, and I went to leave the store, but came back in through the exit, and I overheard two of his coworkers talking bout me.

I'm not hiding my boobs well enough XD

Oh, and apparently I'm "Not bad looking at all." LOL
King Of Beasts
rollinglaugh.gif

See hehe.gif


You can't hide those things Liz mellow.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:33 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif

See hehe.gif


You can't hide those things Liz mellow.gif



Exactly! It would be like trying to hide two full grown tigers inside pillow sacks on your chest by tying a hankie over them or something. Wait, am I mixing metaphors here? laugh.gif



King Of Beasts
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 09:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:33 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif

See hehe.gif


You can't hide those things Liz mellow.gif



Exactly! It would be like trying to hide two full grown tigers inside pillow sacks on your chest by tying a hankie over them or something. Wait, am I mixing metaphors here? laugh.gif


Yes. Yes you are laugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:40 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 09:39 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:33 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif

See hehe.gif


You can't hide those things Liz mellow.gif



Exactly! It would be like trying to hide two full grown tigers inside pillow sacks on your chest by tying a hankie over them or something. Wait, am I mixing metaphors here? laugh.gif


Yes. Yes you are laugh.gif



rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif



King Of Beasts
I heard another loud thump outside blink.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Another raccoon!

I spilled my drink on my head accidentally.

Sigh.

I set it on the roof of ny car, and instead of it being NICE and LOGICAL and spilling forward onto my windshield, it tipped sideways and landed on my head.

I'm soaked. I guess I didn't set it far back enough lol
King Of Beasts
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At least you didn't hit yourself in the face with a pot verysad.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 09:51 PM) *

Another raccoon!

I spilled my drink on my head accidentally.

Sigh.

I set it on the roof of ny car, and instead of it being NICE and LOGICAL and spilling forward onto my windshield, it tipped sideways and landed on my head.

I'm soaked. I guess I didn't set it far back enough lol


QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 09:54 PM) *

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At least you didn't hit yourself in the face with a pot verysad.gif


I think it is time I removed the descriptor "clumsy" for Maxical, ROFL !!!!


King Of Beasts
Yeah, it is rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:06 PM) *

Yeah, it is rollinglaugh.gif




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King Of Beasts
My damn face hurts.


All I was trynna do was make soup verysad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I just wanted a Dr. pepper!!!! And somehow I spilled it on my sandwich, too!

UGH!

Oh well.
King Of Beasts
You know, the sandwich is still edible hehe.gif


Soggy, but edible.
Elisabeth Hollow
I'm so thirsty! I haven't had soda in like a month, and...I just wanted that Dr. pepper...
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 10:17 PM) *

I'm so thirsty! I haven't had soda in like a month, and...I just wanted that Dr. pepper...


The whole soda is gone? verysad.gif


You poor thing sad.gif
Uleni Athram
EAT IT! EATITEATITEATITEATITEATITEAIT!!!!!
King Of Beasts
You know, Dr. Pepper isn't that good....
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 5 2013, 09:22 PM) *

EAT IT! EATITEATITEATITEATITEATITEAIT!!!!!

I ate half of it. The other half is for lunch tomorrow!
King Of Beasts
AUGH. In randomly very dizzy wacko.gif
Rohirrim
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:46 PM) *

AUGH. In randomly very dizzy wacko.gif

Good, that means my poison is working.
King Of Beasts
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What have you done to me?! Betrayed by my own minion apprentice!!!


Rargh!




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Elisabeth Hollow
Minions can't have minions, silly!
King Of Beasts
SAYS WHO?! verysad.gif
McBadgere
hubbahubba.gif nono.gif salute.gif ...
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:08 PM) *

SAYS WHO?! verysad.gif

Me.

-cracks whip-
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 11:20 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:08 PM) *

SAYS WHO?! verysad.gif

Me.

-cracks whip-


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You won't.
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