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mirocu
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 01:22 PM) *

I've spent the past month doing 15-20 hours of exercise per week, every week. I'm probably OK... wink.gif

Thatīs what I donīt like about working out; you can still get a knife in you. No working out in the world can ever fully protect you. Plus, you have to maintain the same level of practice or youīll start losing all your hard work!

Stupid body.... snassinī frassinī..... dry.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 07:22 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 12:18 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 07:00 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 29 2013, 11:56 AM) *

I hate working out. Itīs just boring as all hell and it can be all for nothing if you suddenly lay there with a knife in your guts wacko.gif

That said, I have been working out before.

And that's why my self defence hobby involves both improving my self-defence skills and making sure that when I take my shirt off, the view is magnificent. tongue.gif



And improving self-discipline.

Unfortunately, in your absence we learned that Blackie is a chiseled marble of a greek god of perfection; meaning you will have to work out 2-3 times as hard to match his magnificence. (despite any assumed paunch or clouds of vapor Blackie claims to have, we just see that as godly traits).

I've spent the past month doing 15-20 hours of exercise per week, every week. I'm probably OK... wink.gif



Ah, but do clouds of vapourous aura follow you wafting pleasant odors?

By the way, what did you ever decide on the beard/moustache issue? Have you grown one out since we last saw your magnificence?


Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 29 2013, 12:24 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 01:22 PM) *

I've spent the past month doing 15-20 hours of exercise per week, every week. I'm probably OK... wink.gif

Thatīs what I donīt like about working out; you can still get a knife in you. No working out in the world can ever fully protect you. Plus, you have to maintain the same level of practice or youīll start losing all your hard work!

Stupid body.... snassinī frassinī..... dry.gif

You see, this is where the self-defence part comes in; my working out means that if somebody comes at me with a knife, I can break their arm, break their leg and get the hell out of dodge. Or possibly just break their arm and then manipulate the limb so they can stab themself and, as I haven't touched the knife, do so in a manner that's completely legal. The irony of this idea amuses me greatly.

Besides, I enjoy the practice so maintaining it is a prospect I'm very willing to take part in.

Edit for mALX: I shower, so that sorts that issue. And I've decided to go without the goatee. I might try growing one while I'm away, but I don't think I can be bothered.
mirocu
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 01:28 PM) *

You see, this is where the self-defence part comes in; my working out means that if somebody comes at me with a knife, I can break their arm, break their leg and get the hell out of dodge. Or possibly just break their arm and then manipulate the limb so they can stab themself and, as I haven't touched the knife, do so in a manner that's completely legal. The irony of this idea amuses me greatly.

I suspect itīs not that easy in real life. Many martial artists have ended up in a hospital because they thought they were big shots. A knife can quickly disable anyone, especially if you donīt suspect it.

Besides, if we take the knife out of the equation, you donīt need to break anyoneīs arm or leg. Itīs very sufficient if you put a finger or a stick in their eye or attack their throat with the space between your thumb and index finger. And for that, you donīt need to do push-ups for all eternity wink.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 29 2013, 12:35 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 01:28 PM) *

You see, this is where the self-defence part comes in; my working out means that if somebody comes at me with a knife, I can break their arm, break their leg and get the hell out of dodge. Or possibly just break their arm and then manipulate the limb so they can stab themself and, as I haven't touched the knife, do so in a manner that's completely legal. The irony of this idea amuses me greatly.

I suspect itīs not that easy in real life. Many martial artists have ended up in a hospital because they thought they were big shots. A knife can quickly disable anyone, especially if you donīt suspect it.

Besides, if we take the knife out of the equation, you donīt need to break anyoneīs arm or leg. Itīs very sufficient if you put a finger or a stick in their eye or attack their throat with the space between your thumb and index finger. And for that, you donīt need to do push-ups for all eternity wink.gif

Hitting the right pressure points is also a bloody fiddly approach and not guaranteed to work. And= elbow, a foot and fist doesn't need that level of precision and is also less likely to leave you open. And in any case, that's why my main approach is avoid such situations entirely in the first place. Best way to deal with a problem is to not have the problem in the first place.

And like I said, I enjoy the push-ups. Maybe I sound like a nutter, but I genuinely want to do them.
mirocu
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 01:40 PM) *

in any case, that's why my main approach is avoid such situations entirely in the first place. Best way to deal with a problem is to not have the problem in the first place.


Wise words smile.gif This has been my main approach in life.

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 01:40 PM) *

And like I said, I enjoy the push-ups. Maybe I sound like a nutter, but I genuinely want to do them.

You think I just think you sound like a nutter!? rollinglaugh.gif

But truth be told, I did enjoy my karate sessions too. Those mits were so much fun!
Black Hand
Just about every part of my body has some muscular definition; *except* my stomach. Darn genes.

The exception of that is for some odd reason I apparently look good in an excercise shirt according to one of my brothers skype chat buddies whom looked in on one of oir workout sessions.

That being said years of cycling and just plain walking long distances has made my legs quite muscular, probably my 'largest' muscle group overall.

No, you don't get pics. ;P

I dont trust the interwebsa and I like my privacy.

Besides its more mysteriois this way...I do have a mystique to maintian.
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 12:50 PM) *
No, you don't get pics. ;P

I dont trust the interwebsa and I like my privacy.

No, you don't get any shirtless selfies of me, either. If I did so I'd then be forced to lobotomise myself rather than live with the shame and self-contempt.
mALX
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 07:50 AM) *

Just about every part of my body has some muscular definition; *except* my stomach. Darn genes.

The exception of that is for some odd reason I apparently look good in an excercise shirt according to one of my brothers skype chat buddies whom looked in on one of oir workout sessions.

That being said years of cycling and just plain walking long distances has made my legs quite muscular, probably my 'largest' muscle group overall.

No, you don't get pics. ;P

I dont trust the interwebsa and I like my privacy.

Besides its more mysteriois this way...I do have a mystique to maintian.



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Grits
Well dang.

*deletes empty folder titled "Great Oaks of Chorrol. Caution: Hawt!"
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 01:03 PM) *

Well dang.

*deletes empty folder titled "Great Oaks of Chorrol. Caution: Hawt!"

rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 07:03 AM) *

Well dang.

*deletes empty folder titled "Great Oaks of Chorrol. Caution: Hawt!"

Damnit.

As for self defense, faking a psychotic episode should work, right? Or a panic attack? Bring as pitiful as possible has worked before XD
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 08:06 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 01:03 PM) *

Well dang.

*deletes empty folder titled "Great Oaks of Chorrol. Caution: Hawt!"

rollinglaugh.gif



Ooh, "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?"


Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 02:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 08:06 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 01:03 PM) *

Well dang.

*deletes empty folder titled "Great Oaks of Chorrol. Caution: Hawt!"

rollinglaugh.gif



Ooh, "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?"

Yep. Old avatar wasn't working any more, and GBU is an absolutely quality film, so I figured 'why not'.
ImperialSnob
Funny how much can happen in 4 years isn't it?

IPB Image
King Of Beasts
I'm bored dry.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 03:19 PM) *

As for self defense, faking a psychotic episode should work, right? Or a panic attack? Bring as pitiful as possible has worked before XD

It only works for pretty girls such as yourself, Liz biggrin.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 09:47 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 02:41 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 08:06 AM) *

QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 01:03 PM) *

Well dang.

*deletes empty folder titled "Great Oaks of Chorrol. Caution: Hawt!"

rollinglaugh.gif



Ooh, "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?"

Yep. Old avatar wasn't working any more, and GBU is an absolutely quality film, so I figured 'why not'.



Great movie!


mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 29 2013, 11:31 AM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 03:19 PM) *

As for self defense, faking a psychotic episode should work, right? Or a panic attack? Bring as pitiful as possible has worked before XD

It only works for pretty girls such as yourself, Liz biggrin.gif



I turn green and grow to giant proportions, works every time. No one wants to be there for the shirt ripping (despite having Liz's bra on); they run like banshees and I walk away safe.



King Of Beasts
I don't think you'd have to worry about injuries even IF those who dare oppose you didn't run away, mALX rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 11:40 AM) *

I don't think you'd have to worry about injuries even IF those who dare oppose you didn't run away, mALX rollinglaugh.gif



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King Of Beasts
Though, you cower at Kiln and his squirt bottle tongue.gif
Colonel Mustard
So I've just seen on the BBC that there was a 4000 player strong space battle on EVE Online. This is why I like this game, even though I've never played it and never want to (from what I understand, it's a spreadsheet-based beuracratic hell, most of the time); every now and again you hear about some really, really interesting stuff coming out of it.
mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 11:45 AM) *

Though, you cower at Kiln and his squirt bottle tongue.gif



No no, that pictue was rage, it just hadn't reached wrath yet, lol.



King Of Beasts
My mistake embarrased.gif


Is Kiln gonna get a taste of your squirrelly wrath? 'Cuz if he is, I'm gonna sit back in a camping chair with a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the show hehe.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 11:47 AM) *

So I've just seen on the BBC that there was a 4000 player strong space battle on EVE Online. This is why I like this game, even though I've never played it and never want to (from what I understand, it's a spreadsheet-based beuracratic hell, most of the time); every now and again you hear about some really, really interesting stuff coming out of it.



My son is playing it, he tried to explain it to me...urk. Didn't sound like I'd want to play it, lol.








mALX
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 11:51 AM) *

My mistake embarrased.gif


Is Kiln gonna get a taste of your squirrelly wrath? 'Cuz if he is, I'm gonna sit back in a camping chair with a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the show hehe.gif



ROFL!!! Like Eyja eating peanuts while Seth tortured prisoners? Lol.


King Of Beasts
Yup. tongue.gif

And I'm gonna enjoy EVERY second of the scene evillol.gif
mirocu
Ho-hum..... mellow.gif
King Of Beasts
Hello, mirocu hehe.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 05:59 PM) *

Hello, mirocu hehe.gif

Hello, hello! biggrin.gif

Wassup?
King Of Beasts
I'm staring at a desolate gas station from the tiny booth in the middle. You?
Colonel Mustard
I, for one, am relieved at the new page in the thread so I can read posts on in without it being stretched larger than my tiny, tiny laptop screen.
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:02 PM) *

I'm staring at a desolate gas station from the tiny booth in the middle. You?

Eating! biggrin.gif

nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom

@Mustard - Agreed.
King Of Beasts
Eating, huh?

I'm not hungry tongue.gif

Yeah. The other page was messed up cuz the giant pic
mirocu
That roommate of your keeps your bed and tummy full! tongue.gif biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
No, just my tummy rollinglaugh.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:13 PM) *

No, just my tummy rollinglaugh.gif

Whatever you say wink.gif tongue.gif

I was out in the woods this morning. Cut down some trees and brought home but it was a little too hot for that today. Just wanted to do it since it was a long time now. Havenīt done it since January.
King Of Beasts
Look, I have more luck than you, but not THAT much more luck rollinglaugh.gif


Sounds nice. How big we're the trees?
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:20 PM) *

Look, I have more luck than you, but not THAT much more luck rollinglaugh.gif

Well, you canīt have any less, thatīs for sure! laugh.gif

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:20 PM) *

Sounds nice. How big we're the trees?

Not big. I could handle them all by hand. But it was tough anyway because of the warmth. Ususally itīs freezing when I do this.
King Of Beasts
rollinglaugh.gif

It's not gonna happen. I'm not desirable XD




Cool. How does the heat make it more difficult?
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:24 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif

It's not gonna happen. I'm not desirable XD

Oh, come on, donīt be shy! biggrin.gif

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:24 PM) *

Cool. How does the heat make it more difficult?

Well, heavy, protective clothes combined with physical work.... You do the math hehe.gif

Hint: I needed other clothes and lots of water when I came back! tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
Look who's talking rollinglaugh.gif




I can't do math, so... laugh.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:29 PM) *

I can't do math, so... laugh.gif

SWEAT!!!! panic.gif

King Of Beasts
What about it? laugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 11:24 AM) *

rollinglaugh.gif

It's not gonna happen. I'm not desirable XD

You're a damn liar, you're adorable lol
King Of Beasts
Yeah, the kinda adorable you stick in a cage at the petting zoo rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
That's my favorite kind!! XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 12:44 PM) *

That's my favorite kind!! XD


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Well, now I'm doomed XD
Elisabeth Hollow
Hush, minion!
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