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Elisabeth Hollow
It was replaced with stomach cramps. I'll be happy when these frequent stomach aches go away.
mirocu
Liz, all these things going on with you now with the stomach cramps, headaches and so on. You sure youīre not pregnant again? biggrin.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
I'm sure. It's a stress thing.
mirocu
Thatīs too bad, Liz kvleft.gif I hope you can get rid of that stress soon.
Callidus Thorn
Ugh, family gathering later, my mum's 50th birthday.

My family are all insane. And I'm liable to be attacked by a 6 year old. Again.
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 24 2013, 12:50 PM) *

Ugh, family gathering later, my mum's 50th birthday.

My family are all insane. And I'm liable to be attacked by a 6 year old. Again.

I know your predicament. My grandma is getting 90 next January but I wonīt go to her party. Iīve gotten too much sh*t from relatives treating me like a ducking five-year-old with no manners. I still like my grandma but she turns bad when sheīs in a big crowd, same with my aunt. So Iīm ditching that party.
I still like my grandma though so Iīll give her presents, a small cake, some flowers and sing her the birthday song. But Iīll do it when itīs just me and her which is on Friday afternoons when we play poker biggrin.gif

Though I know everyone will hate me for not coming to the big thing but I can take that. What I donīt want is sitting for hours with people I donīt want to sit for hours with.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 11:57 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 24 2013, 12:50 PM) *

Ugh, family gathering later, my mum's 50th birthday.

My family are all insane. And I'm liable to be attacked by a 6 year old. Again.

I know your predicament. My grandma is getting 90 next January but I wonīt go to her party. Iīve gotten too much sh*t from relatives treating me like a ducking five-year-old with no manners. I still like my grandma but she turns bad when sheīs in a big crowd, same with my aunt. So Iīm ditching that party.
I still like my grandma though so Iīll give her presents, a small cake, some flowers and sing her the birthday song. But Iīll do it when itīs just me and her which is on Friday afternoons when we play poker biggrin.gif

Though I know everyone will hate me for not coming to the big thing but I can take that. What I donīt want is sitting for hours with people I donīt want to sit for hours with.


Yikes. Can't blame you for ditching that. I got rather lucky on that front, as the oldest of the younger generation I'd be the one left to keep the others in line, or at least relatively quiet if nothing else, while the adults congregated in another room.

I don't so much mind the family, but between the six year old who's nuts about me, and one of my other cousins, who's like a decade younger than me and thinks he's "'ard", it gets rather tiring.

At least there's plenty of party food and cake.
mirocu
I really hate those family getting together stuff, I just dontīwant do be there. Which I wonīt this time. The straw that broke the donkeyīs back was a couple years ago when my aunt teared me a new one because I was about to take food when it was presented to us. We were all guests at her and her manīs house and I thought Iīd take some real quick so my grandma could take right after me and Iīd be out of the way but oh-ho no! She had to take first because she was the oldest and she was female! Like, whatīs that got to do with anything!?? blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif

Afterwards I learned that everyone thought my aunt was completely batsh*t and I havenīt spoken to her since. I mean, what the hell was she thinking!? You donīt do that in this day and age! At least not to me, goddammit.
ImperialSnob
What is it with all the negitivity on here recently?
mirocu
Weīre just venting, thatīs important to do sometimes tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 12:33 PM) *

I really hate those family getting together stuff, I just dontīwant do be there. Which I wonīt this time. The straw that broke the donkeyīs back was a couple years ago when my aunt teared me a new one because I was about to take food when it was presented to us. We were all guests at her and her manīs house and I thought Iīd take some real quick so my grandma could take right after me and Iīd be out of the way but oh-ho no! She had to take first because she was the oldest and she was female! Like, whatīs that got to do with anything!?? blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif

Afterwards I learned that everyone thought my aunt was completely batsh*t and I havenīt spoken to her since. I mean, what the hell was she thinking!? You donīt do that in this day and age! At least not to me, goddammit.


ohmy.gif Some people need to realize the world had moved on. Though somebody could've warned you she was like that in advance.

Don't have anything that bad, but I've got an aunt I don't really talk to. We pretty much remain civil enough to say hi and bye, but that's about it.

I don't even know why huh.gif

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Nov 24 2013, 12:46 PM) *

What is it with all the negitivity on here recently?


Because we are grumpy, grumpy bastards closedeyes.gif

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 12:48 PM) *

Weīre just venting, thatīs important to do sometimes tongue.gif


Or this, this sounds better.
Elisabeth Hollow
I didn't sleep last night. I've been up since eight yesterday morning. Forgive me if I'm not happy and [censored] perky.
ImperialSnob
OH THE IRONY!

I WENT ON BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GREAT MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM WOULD DO.

WE JUST LOST 6-0....SIX....NIL...
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Nov 24 2013, 03:29 PM) *

OH THE IRONY!

I WENT ON BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GREAT MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM WOULD DO.

WE JUST LOST 6-0....SIX....NIL...

It is ironic as haemoglobin!




I like bad science jokes, okay?
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 24 2013, 03:07 PM) *

ohmy.gif Some people need to realize the world had moved on. Though somebody could've warned you she was like that in advance.

Heh! Sheīs been like that her whole life so I knew, but I didnīt foresee that thing blink.gif

Sheīs a teacher and has always believed she knows everything (she really does believe that!) and her "husband" argues with her constantly but he does it in a funny way, they never shout or scream in an angry way. Heīs always so calm about things, even when his whole house had burnt down I couldnīt see the slightest difference in him! Of course he wasnīt glad about it but he kept his sense of humor and everything, you really couldnīt tell something had happened to him if you didnīt know laugh.gif

God, I wish I could be like him! tongue.gif

Amywhoooo... anyone heard from mALX or McB?
Acadian
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:28 AM) *
...Amywhoooo... anyone heard from mALX or McB?


mALX was last logged on here Nov 4. The last I heard from her was Nov 10 or 11 and she was reporting puter problems. Like you, I'm worried by this point. kvright.gif

I haven't heard anything from McB, so I can only note that it looks like he was last logged on here Nov 6. I hope he's just busy with autumn harvest or some such tractory farm stuff.
mirocu
I hope theyīre both ok. I miss them kvleft.gif
Black Hand
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lgz_EW04...1123_195854.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-XnzssOa3...1123_195907.jpg

A worn and weathered note from Morrowind written in Carolingian Miniscule. Yea, I was bored at work yesterday.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Acadian @ Nov 24 2013, 10:42 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:28 AM) *
...Amywhoooo... anyone heard from mALX or McB?


mALX was last logged on here Nov 4. The last I heard from her was Nov 10 or 11 and she was reporting puter problems. Like you, I'm worried by this point. kvright.gif

I haven't heard anything from McB, so I can only note that it looks like he was last logged on here Nov 6. I hope he's just busy with autumn harvest or some such tractory farm stuff.

Still haven't gotten an email from mALX, got one from McB the day before yesterday.

If you have their emails and are concerned about them, email them. If you don't, then yeah, on here lol
mirocu
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Nov 24 2013, 07:24 PM) *

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lgz_EW04...1123_195854.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-XnzssOa3...1123_195907.jpg

A worn and weathered note from Morrowind written in Carolingian Miniscule. Yea, I was bored at work yesterday.

I was bored at my job too but I still had to work! What kind of job do you have where you donīt actually have to work!?? panic.gif

*smiles like Barney and waves hand in gesture* -Oh, please laugh.gif

Very nice handwriting, though! biggrin.gif

@Liz - I wonīt email them! Theyīre supposed to be here! wacko.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Nov 24 2013, 06:24 PM) *

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lgz_EW04...1123_195854.jpg

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-XnzssOa3...1123_195907.jpg

A worn and weathered note from Morrowind written in Carolingian Miniscule. Yea, I was bored at work yesterday.

*Squints, trying to read*

That's very pretty handwriting, but I can't actually make out a word of it. Do you mind posting up a slightly bigger version, please?
mirocu
Where is Kobby these days? blink.gif

Iīm sure heīs hooked up with you-know-what-roomie and hasnīt got time for us anymore! tongue.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:11 PM) *

Where is Kobby these days? blink.gif

Iīm sure heīs hooked up with you-know-what-roomie and hasnīt got time for us anymore! tongue.gif

hubbahubba.gif


I guess I should have more post content, but really I want to do is use Traumatising Pervert Smiley and not much else.
mirocu
Iīm shaving in front of the computer again. Sigh.

*empties keyboard from shaving dust*
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:24 PM) *

Iīm shaving in front of the computer again. Sigh.

*empties keyboard from shaving dust*

You...you get dust when you shave? huh.gif
mirocu
Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.
mirocu
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 09:32 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

-"Hairs" mellow.gif
But it collects to dust! biggrin.gif Btw, you know what I just did? I cut my lip, on a electrical razor! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 09:32 PM) *

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.

Isnīt that, like, overkill? tongue.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:38 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 09:32 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

-"Hairs" mellow.gif
But it collects to dust! biggrin.gif Btw, you know what I just did? I cut my lip, on a electrical razor! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif

*Slow claps*

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:38 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 09:32 PM) *

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.

Isnīt that, like, overkill? tongue.gif

'There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."' - Maxim 37 of the 70 Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Kiln
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 08:24 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:24 PM) *

Iīm shaving in front of the computer again. Sigh.

*empties keyboard from shaving dust*

You...you get dust when you shave? huh.gif

Be nice. Mirocu is just that old. wink.gif laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
Just got back from family gathering.

Spent half of it playing Pokemon and Magic the Gathering with one of my cousins.

Spent the other half being sat on, climbed on, and hugged almost to death by my six year old cousin, which everyone else found cute. I'm pretty sure she's actually a very small, shaved Wookie or something.

I'm knackered.
mirocu
QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 24 2013, 09:43 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 08:24 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:24 PM) *

Iīm shaving in front of the computer again. Sigh.

*empties keyboard from shaving dust*

You...you get dust when you shave? huh.gif

Be nice. Mirocu is just that old. wink.gif laugh.gif

Just you wait, little youngsters.... when you get to my... my age, youīll shave off dust too! ... I say...

*sits down in rocking chair*

And cīmon! When you saw you get saw dust and when you shave you get shave dust! biggrin.gif
Rohirrim
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 03:32 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.

So... what happens when you pull the trigger? huh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 25 2013, 12:17 AM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 03:32 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.

So... what happens when you pull the trigger? huh.gif


I'm guessing the gun fires and the universe doesn't cease to exist.
King Of Beasts
I stubbed my toe and it is sore biggrin.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 25 2013, 04:28 AM) *

I stubbed my toe and it is sore biggrin.gif

Yay! Lets celebrate! laugh.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 25 2013, 12:22 AM) *

QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 25 2013, 12:17 AM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 03:32 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.

So... what happens when you pull the trigger? huh.gif


I'm guessing the gun fires and the universe doesn't cease to exist.

That, basically. Causality will basically force the barrel into the right position for a hit.
mirocu
So the gun kills once before you pull the trigger and then like normal when you do pull the trigger? Thatīs convenient tongue.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 25 2013, 08:19 AM) *

So the gun kills once before you pull the trigger and then like normal when you do pull the trigger? Thatīs convenient tongue.gif

No, no, it kills a number of people equal to the amount of bullets in the magazine before you pull the trigger. Just read the damn passage!

QUOTE
There were six cracks and the sound of bullets hitting flesh, and in the next moment Yun stepped forth. The pistol jerked and jittered in his hand as he squeezed the trigger; the bullets had already struck home, the sheer will for consistency that spacetime exerted on the weapon forced its barrel into the right position for a lethal hit. Those he had not yet struck hung in the air, halfway through falling with their bodies flickering and jerking in the uncomfortable space between times, but as soon as the paradox revolver pointed at them, they fell. Rare and forbiddingly expensive as they were, a paradox weapon would always kill, and would kill with the force of the universe behind it.
mirocu
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 25 2013, 09:46 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 25 2013, 08:19 AM) *

So the gun kills once before you pull the trigger and then like normal when you do pull the trigger? Thatīs convenient tongue.gif

No, no, it kills a number of people equal to the amount of bullets in the magazine before you pull the trigger. Just read the damn passage!

Ok, ok! Calm down! tongue.gif
Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 25 2013, 08:49 AM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 25 2013, 09:46 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 25 2013, 08:19 AM) *

So the gun kills once before you pull the trigger and then like normal when you do pull the trigger? Thatīs convenient tongue.gif

No, no, it kills a number of people equal to the amount of bullets in the magazine before you pull the trigger. Just read the damn passage!

Ok, ok! Calm down! tongue.gif

NOOOO!!!
mirocu
Then calm up! laugh.gif
mirocu
Kobby? Callidus? Anyone???? sad.gif


Damn you Kobby for not being here all the time like you used to dry.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 25 2013, 08:07 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 25 2013, 12:22 AM) *

QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 25 2013, 12:17 AM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 03:32 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.

So... what happens when you pull the trigger? huh.gif


I'm guessing the gun fires and the universe doesn't cease to exist.

That, basically. Causality will basically force the barrel into the right position for a hit.


Sweet!

I love being right before I should be biggrin.gif

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 25 2013, 09:37 AM) *

Kobby? Callidus? Anyone???? sad.gif


Damn you Kobby for not being here all the time like you used to dry.gif


Heh, I didn't get up 'til half nine this morning.

My cousin damn near kiiled me yesterday. Needed time to recover.


Colonel Mustard
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 25 2013, 01:21 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 25 2013, 08:07 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 25 2013, 12:22 AM) *

QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 25 2013, 12:17 AM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 24 2013, 03:32 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 24 2013, 08:27 PM) *

Yeah, you know. Small particles of beard biggrin.gif

Those are called 'hairs', mirocu. Say it with me; 'hairs'.

In other news, I've just written what might be one of the coolest things yet into my novel, that being the paradox revolver, a revolver that kills its targets before you pull the trigger. Because hells yeah.

So... what happens when you pull the trigger? huh.gif


I'm guessing the gun fires and the universe doesn't cease to exist.

That, basically. Causality will basically force the barrel into the right position for a hit.


Sweet!

I love being right before I should be biggrin.gif

Paradox correctness! blink.gif

And to be fair on Kobby, it's like 7am over in Americaland.
mirocu
Time didnīt matter for Kobby before. He was always on whenever I logged in tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
I'm so tired lol
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 25 2013, 03:56 PM) *

I'm so tired lol

Why? tongue.gif

Is the gas station job so demanding? laugh.gif
Rohirrim
School. Finished work. Bored. indifferent.gif
mirocu
Play games.

laugh.gif

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