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mirocu
Best radio host evah cool.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 02:32 PM) *

Best radio host evah cool.gif

Lol Khajiit liked Tabitha and Rhonda too!
mirocu
No one beats 3Dog! laugh.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 02:44 PM) *

No one beats 3Dog! laugh.gif

Except one or two of Khajiit's mean spirited characters! ohmy.gif
mirocu
You mean



*gasp*



right-head Khajiit?? ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 02:49 PM) *

You mean



*gasp*



right-head Khajiit?? ohmy.gif ohmy.gif

Lol, nah, not him but some of the personalities that came forth from his mind!
Uleni Athram
Hm.

You can never really run away, it seems.
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 14 2016, 09:26 PM) *

Hm.

You can never really run away, it seems.

So you should strive to make others run from you! biggrin.gif
mALX
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 02:54 PM) *

This is what the weather looks like here today:
https://i.imgur.com/V3wTPyo.jpg
Keep in mind, it's also 70 degrees Fahrenheit too. Must be what winter in Argonia is like sad.gif



Looks exactly like here, but drop the temp by 30 degrees at least.






QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 13 2016, 06:18 PM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 03:13 PM) *
Lol. Argonia, Black Marsh, tha filthy swamp where the lizards live. It's all the same wink.gif


Oh my. That's like calling beautiful Elsweyr 'the stinky sandbox where the cats live.' ohmy.gif


tongue.gif



ohmy.gif






QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM) *

Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas



I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews. Hug_emoticon.gif







QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 14 2016, 12:33 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:24 AM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 14 2016, 05:19 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:15 AM) *

I was always more a fan of Azura, Mephala, and Vivec
Vivec?!!


So I branched out from Daedra there at the end. Considering that Morrowind was my first TES game, and Dunmer are still my favourite race in the TES universe, it fits. Especially considering Dunmer culture/religion in Morrowind.

Oooh ok, see, Khajiit was lacking that context! He thought you were saying Vivec was a Daedric Prince, lol

Khajiit is a fan of Azura, Hircine, and Uncle Sheo! As for the Tribunal, this one appreciates their deeds. And that Almalexia! hubbahubba.gif
Too bad she was a big jerk!


The Tribunal is very active in ESO, but Almalexia is not a jerk in it at all. I just loved her!





QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 01:21 PM) *

Always been partial to Azura. She sort of seems like the least evil one, but I may be wrong there.


She is my favorite too - of course, because she made Khajiit and gave the Chimer their Mysteries !!!









TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:19 PM) *


The Tribunal is very active in ESO, but Almalexia is not a jerk in it at all. I just loved her!


Yeah, Khajiit always thought Alma's madness was a relatively recent thing in TES3:Tribunal
mALX
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 14 2016, 11:29 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:19 PM) *


The Tribunal is very active in ESO, but Almalexia is not a jerk in it at all. I just loved her!


Yeah, Khajiit always thought Alma's madness was a relatively recent thing in TES3:Tribunal


I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.





TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM) *

I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.

Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!! sad.gif
Uleni Athram
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 02:02 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM) *

I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.

Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!! sad.gif

All gods are mad, don't worry about it.
mirocu
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2016, 06:07 AM) *

All gods are mad Uleni, don't worry about it.

Fixxed! biggrin.gif


Also, good morning!
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 14 2016, 11:07 PM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 02:02 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM) *

I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.

Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!! sad.gif

All gods are mad, don't worry about it.

Gotcha

QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:27 AM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2016, 06:07 AM) *

All gods are mad Uleni, don't worry about it.

Fixxed! biggrin.gif


Also, good morning!

Morning 'Rocu!
mirocu
Sup today, Khajiit?
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:53 AM) *

Sup today, Khajiit?

Working kvleft.gif
mirocu
Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice.. biggrin.gif


But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner wink.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:19 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM) *

Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas


I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews. Hug_emoticon.gif


I figure it'll probably be more or less the same. And to be honest, I'd be fine with that. My asthma's isn't as bad as it used to be, it hasn't put me in hospital for years, and that's good enough for me.
mirocu
Asthma doesn´t seem so fun. Why did you get it in the first pla... Oh.


I guess for the same reason I got my near-sightedness... wink.gif
Callidus Thorn
Genetics is a bitch.

Then again, genetics is also responsible for me having the ability to eat what I like without getting fat, so I suppose I can't complain too much laugh.gif
mirocu
And I apparently have the ability to keep my hair laugh.gif


Seriously, I´ve seen former classmates who are bald.. blink.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:59 AM) *

Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice.. biggrin.gif


But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner wink.gif

Khajiit will not be attending the company party. No alcohol= lame party
mirocu
I don't drink but I wouldn't attend because of the a-holes I worked with tongue.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 02:36 AM) *

I don't drink but I wouldn't attend because of the a-holes I worked with tongue.gif

Lol, oh there's lots of those!
mirocu
You have them too?


Blimey, they're everywhere! No wonder I have no problem still being unemployed! laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 08:41 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 02:36 AM) *

I don't drink but I wouldn't attend because of the a-holes I worked with tongue.gif

Lol, oh there's lots of those!

IPB Image
TheCheshireKhajiit
Buzz Lightbeer, har!

Time for sleepy Khajiit to sleep. Will chat with y'all in a few hours. Night!
Callidus Thorn
*Notes time*

What were you even doing this late? laugh.gif
Kane
Company party for us is today. Catered lunch and then bowling for a few hours. Weeee.
mALX
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 12:02 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM) *

I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.

Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!! sad.gif



Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.



QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:05 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:19 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM) *

Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas


I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews. Hug_emoticon.gif


I figure it'll probably be more or less the same. And to be honest, I'd be fine with that. My asthma's isn't as bad as it used to be, it hasn't put me in hospital for years, and that's good enough for me.


My son's got better as he got older too, it was kind of like he turned a corner and suddenly he wasn't in danger all the time anymore from it. He still has respiratory issues that make him suffer, but has not needed hospital emergency room trips since he was under 10 years old.




QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:27 AM) *

Genetics is a bitch.

Then again, genetics is also responsible for me having the ability to eat what I like without getting fat, so I suppose I can't complain too much laugh.gif



Grrrrrrrr. Grrrrrr. Grrrrrrr.


laugh.gif





QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 03:33 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:59 AM) *

Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice.. biggrin.gif


But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner wink.gif

Khajiit will not be attending the company party. No alcohol= lame party


You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.

No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!






Uleni Athram
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 10:39 PM) *

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 12:02 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM) *

I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.

Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!! sad.gif



Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.



QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:05 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:19 AM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM) *

Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas


I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews. Hug_emoticon.gif


I figure it'll probably be more or less the same. And to be honest, I'd be fine with that. My asthma's isn't as bad as it used to be, it hasn't put me in hospital for years, and that's good enough for me.


My son's got better as he got older too, it was kind of like he turned a corner and suddenly he wasn't in danger all the time anymore from it. He still has respiratory issues that make him suffer, but has not needed hospital emergency room trips since he was under 10 years old.




QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:27 AM) *

Genetics is a bitch.

Then again, genetics is also responsible for me having the ability to eat what I like without getting fat, so I suppose I can't complain too much laugh.gif



Grrrrrrrr. Grrrrrr. Grrrrrrr.


laugh.gif





QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 03:33 AM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:59 AM) *

Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice.. biggrin.gif


But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner wink.gif

Khajiit will not be attending the company party. No alcohol= lame party


You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.

No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!


rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2016, 09:00 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 10:39 PM) *

You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.

No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!


rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif



Office Christmas parties are the worst because they are people you see acting stiff and formal all year long and acting like the other employees are bugs; and suddenly they are puking onto the boss's car or making out on top of the copier.

I bring my cell phone and take pictures of everything just in case I need leverage later for a raise or promotion.


laugh.gif






mirocu
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 15 2016, 01:58 PM) *

Company party for us is today. Catered lunch and then bowling for a few hours. Weeee.

That's the spirit! laugh.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM) *

Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.
Lol, whew! This one should've known but he's glad nothing was spoiled!

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM) *

You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.

No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!
Khajiit is not seeing the downside of being witness to the chaos you described, lol!
Callidus Thorn
Just letting you guys know I'm going to be a lot less active here for the next two or three weeks(in all likelihood). I'm actually typing this one handed, with a wrist support on my left wrist, as a result of hitting a wall earlier. I had received some exceptionally bad news and lashed out. Stupid, I know, but it was that kind of news.

So I've sprained my wrist pretty badly, which rules out videogames for a while, and makes typing a bitch.
mirocu
Really sorry to hear that, Thorny. Both the bad news and your wrist.



Here's hopes for a speedy recovery and good dealings with the news. I also hope you check up on us at some point during Christmas IPB Image
Acadian
Aww, sorry to hear that CT. kvright.gif

I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you can still pop on here in the meantime - even if just to poke out a few words. smile.gif
TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 12:24 PM) *

Just letting you guys know I'm going to be a lot less active here for the next two or three weeks(in all likelihood). I'm actually typing this one handed, with a wrist support on my left wrist, as a result of hitting a wall earlier. I had received some exceptionally bad news and lashed out. Stupid, I know, but it was that kind of news.

So I've sprained my wrist pretty badly, which rules out videogames for a while, and makes typing a bitch.

Khajiit is sorry for your pain Thorns, both physical and otherwise. Hang in there man!
mirocu
Hey, Khajiit! I just realized this will be your first Christmas at chorrol! smile.gif
mALX
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 11:45 AM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM) *

Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.
Lol, whew! This one should've known but he's glad nothing was spoiled!

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM) *

You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.

No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!
Khajiit is not seeing the downside of being witness to the chaos you described, lol!


Well it actually is pretty funny as it is happening, but the aftermath is the yelling about how much the CPR dummy cost; and how evil everyone becomes when they realize you saw their inauspicious moments during their inebriation. (and that is even before they find out you filmed it and it is the viral vid of the day on YouTube...)



TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:09 PM) *

Well it actually is pretty funny as it is happening, but the aftermath is the yelling about how much the CPR dummy cost; and how evil everyone becomes when they realize you saw their inauspicious moments during their inebriation. (and that is even before they find out you filmed it and it is the viral vid of the day on YouTube...)

Bahahaha!
mALX
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 01:24 PM) *

Just letting you guys know I'm going to be a lot less active here for the next two or three weeks(in all likelihood). I'm actually typing this one handed, with a wrist support on my left wrist, as a result of hitting a wall earlier. I had received some exceptionally bad news and lashed out. Stupid, I know, but it was that kind of news.

So I've sprained my wrist pretty badly, which rules out videogames for a while, and makes typing a bitch.



Aw, I am so very sorry Thorny; for both the bad news and the painful wrist! I hope you see the doctor to make sure nothing is broken.

QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 03:12 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:09 PM) *

Well it actually is pretty funny as it is happening, but the aftermath is the yelling about how much the CPR dummy cost; and how evil everyone becomes when they realize you saw their inauspicious moments during their inebriation. (and that is even before they find out you filmed it and it is the viral vid of the day on YouTube...)

Bahahaha!


I didn't even mention the garter snake in the lunch bag that somehow inadvertently made it into the bosses car; or the pictures taken of him (on the copier) that got tacked up on the bulletin board where his wife happened to see it in passing before he knew it was there.





TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:18 PM) *

I didn't even mention the garter snake in the lunch bag that somehow inadvertently made it into the bosses car; or the pictures taken of him (on the copier) that got tacked up on the bulletin board where his wife happened to see it in passing before he knew it was there.

Ok that's taking things to another level when snakes are involved! Khajiit hates snakes! Somebody probably would've gotten cut for that, lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 06:31 PM) *

Really sorry to hear that, Thorny. Both the bad news and your wrist.

Here's hopes for a speedy recovery and good dealings with the news. I also hope you check up on us at some point during Christmas IPB Image


QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 15 2016, 07:10 PM) *

Aww, sorry to hear that CT. kvright.gif

I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you can still pop on here in the meantime - even if just to poke out a few words. smile.gif


QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 07:57 PM) *

Khajiit is sorry for your pain Thorns, both physical and otherwise. Hang in there man!


QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 08:18 PM) *

Aw, I am so very sorry Thorny; for both the bad news and the painful wrist! I hope you see the doctor to make sure nothing is broken.


Thanks guys. I'll try to stop in most days to say hi, but I doubt I'll manage more than that.

Irritatingly enough, I'm pretty good at typing one-handed. With my left hand. kvright.gif
mirocu
Then you have not much of an excuse not to be here...! wink.gif
mALX
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 04:01 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:18 PM) *

I didn't even mention the garter snake in the lunch bag that somehow inadvertently made it into the bosses car; or the pictures taken of him (on the copier) that got tacked up on the bulletin board where his wife happened to see it in passing before he knew it was there.

Ok that's taking things to another level when snakes are involved! Khajiit hates snakes! Somebody probably would've gotten cut for that, lol


I do too; and am not the guilty party. But the one who did it may have been fired if anyone had ratted on him or if he admitted doing it.

That company had an open bar at every function; you would have thought they would have learned at some point NOT to serve alcohol to disgruntled employees, lol.






QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 04:08 PM) *

QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 06:31 PM) *

Really sorry to hear that, Thorny. Both the bad news and your wrist.

Here's hopes for a speedy recovery and good dealings with the news. I also hope you check up on us at some point during Christmas IPB Image


QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 15 2016, 07:10 PM) *

Aww, sorry to hear that CT. kvright.gif

I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you can still pop on here in the meantime - even if just to poke out a few words. smile.gif


QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 07:57 PM) *

Khajiit is sorry for your pain Thorns, both physical and otherwise. Hang in there man!


QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 08:18 PM) *

Aw, I am so very sorry Thorny; for both the bad news and the painful wrist! I hope you see the doctor to make sure nothing is broken.


Thanks guys. I'll try to stop in most days to say hi, but I doubt I'll manage more than that.

Irritatingly enough, I'm pretty good at typing one-handed. With my left hand. kvright.gif



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*mALX tries to heal Thorny's hand*


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TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:28 PM) *

I do too; and am not the guilty party. But the one who did it may have been fired if anyone had ratted on him or if he admitted doing it.

That company had an open bar at every function; you would have thought they would have learned at some point NOT to serve alcohol to disgruntled employees, lol.
Well, even when they were allowing alcohol, our Christmas parties were never as wild as what you are describing, lol




QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:28 PM) *


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*mALX tries to heal Thorny's hand*


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Aaawwwwww
mALX


Comcast - a great place to party work!



TheCheshireKhajiit
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 08:41 PM) *

Comcast - a great place to party work!

Lol, sounds like it!
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