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Callidus Thorn
^You couldn't make this stuff up laugh.gif
mirocu
I´m affected by television commercials rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
These days, who isn't?
mirocu
Crocodile Dundee?
Callidus Thorn
*shrugs*
Kiln
I haven't watched a commercial since I went to streaming media. I'm very happy with this.
Callidus Thorn
Well, you do get the occasional amusing ones. At the moment there's a couple going around on UK TV using the Flash Gordon theme music.

Of course, they're significantly rarer, not to mention more elusive, than the proverbial needle in a haystack...
mirocu
I get affected because they have commercials in between episodes of HIMYM, Simpsons, American Dad and Scrubs. All of which I´ve seen a thousand times before tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
...

It's quiet...

...

Too quiet...

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mirocu
Is it? huh.gif
Callidus Thorn
Well, it was until I said something. laugh.gif
mirocu
Saying it´s quiet renders the statement invalid immediately tongue.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 14 2016, 04:41 AM) *

...

It's quiet...

...

Too quiet...

sad.gif



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0xPKnSpFQ



Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 14 2016, 10:44 AM) *

Saying it´s quiet renders the statement invalid immediately tongue.gif


But it does at least address the problem biggrin.gif

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 14 2016, 01:20 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 14 2016, 04:41 AM) *

...

It's quiet...

...

Too quiet...

sad.gif



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0xPKnSpFQ


WOO! TMNT! biggrin.gif
mirocu
*Feels offended that Thorny clicks mALX´s links but not his. But the motorbike runs great so it´s all good. Now it´s off to youtube again*
Callidus Thorn
I still can't remember why I avoid them... huh.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 15 2016, 01:35 PM) *

I still can't remember why I avoid them... huh.gif

Maybe you need to reconsider..? hehe.gif




And maybe I shouldn´t write that and use that emoticon tongue.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 12:38 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 15 2016, 01:35 PM) *

I still can't remember why I avoid them... huh.gif

Maybe you need to reconsider..? hehe.gif


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I don't get to use that often enough laugh.gif
mirocu
It´s a fish! ohmy.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 04:46 AM) *

*Feels offended that Thorny clicks mALX´s links but not his.



BWAAHAA!!!! It is because I'm gooooooood !!!!! BWAAHAA !!!!



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QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 07:59 AM) *

It´s a fish! ohmy.gif



*Mirocu swoops down and grasps fish in his talons...*




mirocu
That squirrel pic was awesome and perfect for the post! laugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 08:54 AM) *

That squirrel pic was awesome and perfect for the post! laugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif



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mirocu
I´ve seen quite a few squirrels at the cottage this year which is pretty neat. They´re so quick and nimble and run in trees like they´re on the ground.


How nice of mALX to bring some friends over when she visits me biggrin.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 09:14 AM) *

I´ve seen quite a few squirrels at the cottage this year which is pretty neat. They´re so quick and nimble and run in trees like they´re on the ground.


How nice of mALX to bring some friends over when she visits me biggrin.gif



I took a screenshot of us!!!


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mirocu
I didn´t even notice that! laugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 09:28 AM) *

I didn´t even notice that! laugh.gif



You were distracted by Bestie, laugh.gif



mALX

*Mirocu thinking about Bestie...*


*mALX struggling to get snapshot set up..."


"Look towards the camera, Mirocu!"



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mirocu
I love these pics! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 10:02 AM) *

I love these pics! rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif


Squirrels are smarter than people think, laugh.gif



mALX

*

I have a BAD toothache. verysad.gif

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Acadian
Aww, sorry, mALX. kvleft.gif

Hope it gets better soon.
ghastley
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 15 2016, 01:37 PM) *

I have a BAD toothache. verysad.gif

Is there any other kind?

STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!
Decrepit
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 15 2016, 12:37 PM) *

*

I have a BAD toothache. verysad.gif

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*

EEEP!!!!!! sad.gif

As someone who had a mouthful of rotting tooth by the time he entered junior high school I can sympathize. (Nowadays I never seem to get cavities. Been years and years and years. Last time I needed dental work it was cause klutzy me somehow jabbed myself in the mouth with fork so hard it slightly chipped a tooth. Time before that it was because one of my ancient military fillings wore out. My dentist compliments me on how well my teeth are holding up.)
mirocu
-Here! This one´s for you biggrin.gif

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mALX

QUOTE(Acadian @ Sep 15 2016, 02:36 PM) *

Aww, sorry, mALX. kvleft.gif

Hope it gets better soon.


QUOTE(ghastley @ Sep 15 2016, 03:43 PM) *

Is there any other kind?

STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!



QUOTE(Decrepit @ Sep 15 2016, 03:50 PM) *


EEEP!!!!!! sad.gif

As someone who had a mouthful of rotting tooth by the time he entered junior high school I can sympathize. (Nowadays I never seem to get cavities. Been years and years and years. Last time I needed dental work it was cause klutzy me somehow jabbed myself in the mouth with fork so hard it slightly chipped a tooth. Time before that it was because one of my ancient military fillings wore out. My dentist compliments me on how well my teeth are holding up.)


QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 16 2016, 10:39 AM) *

-Here! This one´s for you biggrin.gif

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Thank you all so much! verysad.gif



Uleni Athram
*cries and runs up to everyone, expecting to be hugged*

I JUST GOT BULLIED IN A GAME

AND IT FELT GOOD

*cries yet again*

So what's up, my dandy bandits?
mALX
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 16 2016, 11:15 PM) *

*cries and runs up to everyone, expecting to be hugged*

I JUST GOT BULLIED IN A GAME

AND IT FELT GOOD

*cries yet again*

So what's up, my dandy bandits?



*mALX attempts to hug Uleni*


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mirocu
Have you gotten an appointment yet, mALX?



Not gonna hug you, Uleni, but I´ll quote April O´Neill: You have my support goodjob.gif
Callidus Thorn
Today I damn near killed my mother.

I was round hers earlier, and I turned to her, perfectly serious, and said:

Regarding the existence of fruit flies, why don't apples have zips?

She laughed so hard she almost forgot how to breathe rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 17 2016, 05:07 AM) *

Have you gotten an appointment yet, mALX?

Not gonna hug you, Uleni, but I´ll quote April O´Neill: You have my support goodjob.gif


Not yet, can't set it up till the workmen are done on my house. I have inspectors coming on Monday. It has eased up some, but still need to get to the dentist.


QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 17 2016, 01:29 PM) *

Today I damn near killed my mother.

I was round hers earlier, and I turned to her, perfectly serious, and said:

Regarding the existence of fruit flies, why don't apples have zips?

She laughed so hard she almost forgot how to breathe rollinglaugh.gif



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mirocu
Case #24: Attempted homocide


Defendant: Thorn, Callidus
Victim: Thorny´s mom


-Opening statements, please? laugh.gif
Uleni Athram
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 18 2016, 10:54 PM) *

Case #24: Attempted homocide


Defendant: Thorn, Callidus
Victim: Thorny´s mom


-Opening statements, please? laugh.gif

Begin statement:

Ice cream.

End statement.
mALX
*


Beginning statement:


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End statement.








*
mirocu
-Objection, Your Honor!

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mALX
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 18 2016, 10:07 AM) *

-Objection, Your Honor!

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Denied!


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mirocu
rollinglaugh.gif


While we´re in court, can someone tell me the difference between wasps, hornets and yellow jackets?
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 18 2016, 02:54 PM) *

Case #24: Attempted homicide


Defendant: Thorn, Callidus
Victim: Thorny´s mom


-Opening statements, please? laugh.gif


Fixed that for you. tongue.gif

Evening all
Uleni Athram
BooooOoooooOooooooring day as usual. So lazy to even get out of the house. Yep, it's one of Those Days.
Callidus Thorn
There she was just a-walkin' down the street
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do
mALX
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 19 2016, 05:02 AM) *

There she was just a-walkin' down the street
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU



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