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mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 24 2014, 12:33 PM) *

We can drive in pouring rain, blaring heat, winds so bad they'll flip your car, but if we are cold weather, we curl into a ball and cry for our mommies XD

Sounds awesome laugh.gif

They´re really closing down roads? How much snow came? huh.gif They barely ever close down roads here unless a bridge has collapsed or something.
Elisabeth Hollow
I don't know, but my car is frozen. I can't open my door XD I'm getting warm water and gonna pour it over my door.
mirocu
Did the lock freeze as well?
Elisabeth Hollow
I got it to unfreeze. Except for the ice in my window. I rolled my window down and the ICE STAYED WHERE IT WAS. THEN BLEW INSIDE AND INTO MY FACE.
mirocu
Fresh motor oil is good for the locks and a square piece of hard plastic is good to get rid of the ice on windows.
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 24 2014, 11:33 AM) *

We can drive in pouring rain, blaring heat, winds so bad they'll flip your car, but if we are cold weather, we curl into a ball and cry for our mommies XD


It's the same here in the UK.

We don't get the blaring heat, but give us snow and ice and roads just shut down. And there's things like this. To summarise, it was a car crash involving about 150 vehicles, over the space of ten minutes. Fortunately no-one was killed. What caused it? Fog. Despite the fog reducing visibility to less than 25 yards, people were still driving without lights, nor were they driving slower. wacko.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 24 2014, 01:09 PM) *

Despite the fog reducing visibility to less than 25 yards, people were still driving without lights

Which is why automatic lights is a good idea hehe.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 24 2014, 12:11 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 24 2014, 01:09 PM) *

Despite the fog reducing visibility to less than 25 yards, people were still driving without lights

Which is why automatic lights is a good idea hehe.gif


I just don't get how people didn't think to slow down with visibility that low wacko.gif

Makes you wonder how they passed their driving test. huh.gif
mirocu
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 24 2014, 01:17 PM) *

I just don't get how people didn't think to slow down with visibility that low wacko.gif

Makes you wonder how they passed their driving test. huh.gif

Oh, we have those people here too. At one point there was lots of snow on the road forcing me to slow down but there was still a guy behind me going at summertime speed. And I was the one with a 4x4 car! ohmy.gif

People have no respect for altered driving conditions anymore. Except maybe if there´s a speed camera up dry.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
A few people haven't shown up, and I'm in electronics again because all the highways are closed so the woman working couldn't make it.
mirocu
I´m still surprised they closed the roads down, is it really that much snow?
Elisabeth Hollow
There is no snow here. Just ice. People would pour water over their doors and windshields and the water would freeze back over. They don't know how to deal with it.
King Of Beasts
Someone oughta tell then they have tools to scrape it lol
mirocu
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 24 2014, 04:59 PM) *

There is no snow here. Just ice. People would pour water over their doors and windshields and the water would freeze back over. They don't know how to deal with it.

That´s basically the only thing you shouldn´t do if it´s freezing outside rollinglaugh.gif
King Of Beasts
I wonder if it's cold enough to blow bubbles outside and they'll freeze instantly...
mirocu
Never tried that. Give it a go and tell us how it went tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
I'll get up later laugh.gif
mirocu
Up and at ´em! laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
I don't have bubbles laugh.gif
mirocu
Bubbles.... Every macho man´s kryptonite laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
Bubbles are dangerous. Al you gotta do is throw that [censored] into someone's eyes haha




The neighbors have a dog and it won't shut up
mirocu
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 06:00 PM) *

The neighbors have a dog and it won't shut up

Give the dog a werewolf growl and it will never bark again biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
Or I could just kill it. You know. I'd get a meal outta that laugh.gif
mirocu
And hopefully they´ll keep getting new dogs so you´re never out of food rollinglaugh.gif
King Of Beasts
No, I think they're starting to get tired of me killing and eating their dogs laugh.gif
mirocu
You mean you do it in the open so they´ve seen you? Bad style tongue.gif
King Of Beasts
I tried to send them a message to keep thier dog quiet, but it's obviously not working laugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Ahhhhhh, off of work. There are icicles on everyone's cars XD

I know this stuff is nor al for y'all, but for someone who's used to 105℉ this is terrifying lol
King Of Beasts
Icicles make good weapons. Especially when you aim for the eyes biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 05:19 PM) *

I tried to send them a message to keep thier dog quiet, but it's obviously not working laugh.gif


What you want there is a "I barked myself to death" sign biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
I sorta get that but I don't lol
Elisabeth Hollow
He barked so much it made someone kill him, so he barked himself to death, lol.

I'm making chili tonight because damnit, its chili weather!!!!
King Of Beasts
Oh, okay lol

Sounds good biggrin.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 07:36 PM) *

I sorta get that but I don't lol


You spoke about sending a message.

A dead dog is a dead dog.

A dead dog with a sign on the other hand...


The only problem is that it relies on them having a dog that can read and write. laugh.gif

But apart from that... evillol.gif
King Of Beasts
Liz's explanation makes more sense so I'm just gonna stick with that one laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 24 2014, 07:38 PM) *

I'm making chili tonight because damnit, its chili weather!!!!


So it's a bit chilly over there then?

I'd never've guessed laugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Please, no puns today XD
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 24 2014, 07:43 PM) *

Please, no puns today XD


So "chili weather" wasn't a pun? huh.gif

And I was going with sarcasm with that one, the pun was just incidental. laugh.gif


But since you mentioned puns...

A man walks into a bar...

He wakes up in hospital. biggrin.gif


I'll be honest, I'm not sure if that's a really bad joke, or a missing joke laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
It's a really bad joke rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 07:48 PM) *

It's a really bad joke rollinglaugh.gif


It's a specialty biggrin.gif

Not to mention an age-old family tradition. rollinglaugh.gif
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 24 2014, 02:51 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 07:48 PM) *

It's a really bad joke rollinglaugh.gif


It's a specialty biggrin.gif

Not to mention an age-old family tradition. rollinglaugh.gif


Puns run in your blood lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 07:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 24 2014, 02:51 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 07:48 PM) *

It's a really bad joke rollinglaugh.gif


It's a specialty biggrin.gif

Not to mention an age-old family tradition. rollinglaugh.gif


Puns run in your blood lol


Aye, 'tis a terrible curse. sad.gif

You think it's hard washing blood out of clothing, trying washing puns out laugh.gif
King Of Beasts
You can't wash that out rollinglaugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 08:01 PM) *

You can't wash that out rollinglaugh.gif


Not even dry cleaning'll shift them.

Nor will wet cleaning come to think of it laugh.gif


Couldn't resist sad.gif
King Of Beasts
I think you've got a sickness laugh.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 08:04 PM) *

I think you've got a sickness laugh.gif


Nope, just dozens of ancestors pushing terrible puns on me. laugh.gif

It's a terrible curse...

But one that I can use to inflict great suffering on others evillol.gif

That makes it all worthwhile biggrin.gif
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 24 2014, 03:11 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 08:04 PM) *

I think you've got a sickness laugh.gif


Nope, just dozens of ancestors pushing terrible puns on me. laugh.gif

It's a terrible curse...

But one that I can use to inflict great suffering on others evillol.gif

That makes it all worthwhile biggrin.gif


Puns are just...ugh lol
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 08:12 PM) *

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 24 2014, 03:11 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 08:04 PM) *

I think you've got a sickness laugh.gif


Nope, just dozens of ancestors pushing terrible puns on me. laugh.gif

It's a terrible curse...

But one that I can use to inflict great suffering on others evillol.gif

That makes it all worthwhile biggrin.gif


Puns are just...ugh lol


They're typically so bad that you can't believe how bad they are. So you want more, to reassure yourself that they really are that bad. But you can never make up your mind, never really believe how bad they are...

But you laugh anyway, and come back for more...

evillol.gif
King Of Beasts
I don't laugh mellow.gif
Callidus Thorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 24 2014, 08:19 PM) *

I don't laugh mellow.gif


In the same way that I don't panic, apparently. wink.gif

Through the medium of emoticons laugh.gif
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